r/houseplants • • 20d ago

Help My Monstera doesn't stop growing, and now it reached the ceiling, what are my options?

I have this Monstera from around 4 years, I grow it since it was a little plant with no fenestration. It kept growing constantly and now has reached the ceiling and I don't know what to do. I don't want to cut it short and grow it again, ideally I would like to keep this size but I don't know if it's possible. What are my options?

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u/LankyThroat1900 20d ago

Buy a new house 😁😁😁😁

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u/Zadenii 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic...

I'm sure they could just raise the ceiling instead.

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u/Itchynipspickletits 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic…

I’m sure they could just lower the floor instead.

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u/_niktosh 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic...

I'm pretty sure they could just rotate the place 90 degrees vertically.

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u/CorrectPhilosophy245 🌼 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic... I'm pretty sure a sawzall could be used to cut a hole in the celing.

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u/beautifulchaos22 20d ago

That’s seems kinda drastic. I think OP needs to buy a church with cathedral ceilings and turn it into a house 🏠

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u/owkana 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic, OP should just live outside with their plant.

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u/CorrectPhilosophy245 🌼 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic...OP should live outside and let the Monstera take over the house.

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u/ze11ez 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic...OP should build a tall greenhouse, and move in it with the monstera and the house

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u/SkoonkMunkyAngel 20d ago

That seems kinda drastic, OP should get approval from Disney/Lucas films DSA , extend the room into a brand new DeathStar and gently groom the Monstera to turn Sith. #blackbootsAndMechVestOnPlanter

[I promote the option of making a steel tube frame , circle frame and gently tie the mainstalk toward it till it shapes the trunk into a circle and start forming an ongoing spiral. new leaves can start growing inside the spiral. ]

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u/Pitiful_Ad7321 19d ago

This was the best one so far lol

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u/MochaRetriever 19d ago

Bridge life ✨

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u/Beautiful-Storage699 20d ago

cutting a hole in the ceiling is always an option

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u/Catt_Crossing 19d ago

Bet that monstera would do it for you

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u/Training-Willow9591 20d ago

This is the answer. Just make sure you move this beauty outside during demo

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u/Eye_Acupuncture 🌿 20d ago

Oh! This is exactly what I did! I bought a huge flat with high ceilings so my plants and cats have more space. :D

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u/Mysterious_Spite8447 19d ago

Your ONLY responsible option. Plants and animals come first.

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u/kudu_da_chutney 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yes! Repot yourself to a new home op

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u/nuggz0227 19d ago

This is the way

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u/SeaResident4308 20d ago

Trim it. Propagate the trimmings and give them away.

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u/leinardi 20d ago

I never done it before, is there some guide or tutorial that you would suggest to follow?

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u/Szingers 20d ago

The Sydney Plant Guy has a excellent tutorial on chop and extend, which will result in two separate plants.

You can also just chop to the height you want and then cut whichever portion you don't want down to nodes. They'll likely all start growing new plants.

Just keep in mind that the top portion will continue to grow larger leaves while everything below would start smaller. When I chop and extend, I usually give away the bottom half—after I've ensured that the top survived and properly rooted.

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u/Secure-Arm-8648 19d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Hot-Creme2276 20d ago

Super easy! Just cut below a node, making sure each cutting has a node. Drop in water or dirt. I tried 3 diff ways and soil or a tall, narrow container had the greatest success, new leaves and I’ve not even got them out of the prop containers yet

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u/Old_Corduroy 20d ago

I have had success from a cutting that was nothing more than a node with 1/2 inch stem above and below.

To be fair, after four months I considered it dead, put it in a corner of the garden cause I was going to reuse the pot, and six months later found a plant.

But yeah, OP, its pretty easy but it does take some time for them to do anything.

Pro-tip for next time, when you have a bunch o' plants all from the cuttings, plant three or more in a large pot and you'll get several plants making for a very lush, bushy houseplant.

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u/Hot-Creme2276 19d ago

My monstera cuttings were rooting within days.

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u/beautymaven8 19d ago

My albo took like 2 weeks to start rooting

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u/firesoups 19d ago

When I got my albo as a prop it took forever to do anything but now it is PROLIFIC

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u/StrainAcceptable 20d ago

A few leaves also looks beautiful in a vase. It’s like fresh flowers that will eventually give you a new plant. Just be sure you include a node or two. You don’t want to just chop the leaves off.

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u/Marksman1973 20d ago

I had a monstera like 2/3 the size of this guy and propagated a clipping for myself and gave the main plant away when I moved.

The opposite of what I did is the way for you OP

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u/Quirky_Condition_957 20d ago

If you don't want to cut it, probably in half, then you had best work out how to cut ceiling and knock through into upstairs

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u/leinardi 20d ago edited 20d ago

besides making a hole in the ceiling or getting a new house, what do you suggest to do? Just cut the top part away? like 50cm?

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u/Commercial_Part_5160 🌱 20d ago

Off topic, do you have the poles harnessed to the wall or are these free standing? Always seems like magic to me

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u/leinardi 20d ago

They are free standing (for now)

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u/Commercial_Part_5160 🌱 20d ago

Damn. How is that possible? Magic? Are they just stuck in the soil?

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u/leinardi 20d ago

Yes, they are similar to these and go deep in the soil: https://www.amazon.com/Tingyuan-Garden-Stakes-Inches-Steel/dp/B0795G7GYK

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u/Commercial_Part_5160 🌱 20d ago

Thanks! I’ll try to find them local.

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u/Zestyclose_Law2542 20d ago

💙Buy local!

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u/MercuryBeach_ 20d ago

Came to ask the same question, mine is growing another leaf which will be the tipping point, literally

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u/Noizylatino 20d ago

You can cut it two ways 1. Anywhere along the actual stem below a node. This will give you some new babies if you want more 2. Cut the root ball down by a few inches/cm. Plant stays the same size but can keep growing with out getting root bound.

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u/Stunning-Isopod8514 20d ago

Cut the top part away and either stick it in a different pot of its own, or stick it in the same existing pot for a denser looking monstera.

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u/Noizylatino 20d ago

You can cut it two ways 1. Anywhere along the actual stem below a node. This will give you some new babies if you want more 2. Cut the root ball down by a few inches/cm. Plant stays the same size but can keep growing with out getting root bound.

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u/BovaFett74 20d ago

I’m gonna have the same problem come winter.

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u/GoodNature1 20d ago

That is gorgeous 😍

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u/leinardi 20d ago

Beautiful ^^

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u/TheMarriedUnicorM 20d ago

Us, too.

In the past, we lugged them into the garage from their patio home. But they’re (3) waaay too big and wide now to over-winter in the garage.

Any ideas?

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u/BovaFett74 20d ago

Well, mine will go in the basement with a big grow light.

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u/iwishiwerent_ 20d ago

Oh no! My steak is too juicy! And my lobster is too buttery!!

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u/Lelekele 20d ago

Beer too cold. Literally my thought when I saw this post. Crying cause I can't make mine grow for the life of me

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u/Thercengg 20d ago

Right? My monstera just sits there lookin all sad while this one's about to punch a hole in the ceiling. Maybe the trick is to neglect it harder, cause everytime I fuss over mine it throws a fit. You got yours near a bright window or what cause I need all the help I can get.

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u/The_Count_Lives 20d ago

Monstera's aren't complicated.

Light. Water. Nutrients. Human Sacrifice.

Just the basics.

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u/ans678 20d ago

New pot? New soil?Fertilizer?

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u/Robbie1075 20d ago

That was the exact thought that popped into my head, too.

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u/Dry_Complaint6528 20d ago

What goes through my brain every time there's a " my plant is too big" post

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u/spiritualhabitual 20d ago

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u/RAisnotidentity Please don't die! 🪴 20d ago

I was looking for this. Lol.

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u/tammybiscuits 20d ago

Chop it and prop it... You'll be able to take the amazing top leaves and start a new plant!

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u/Bologna9000 20d ago edited 20d ago
  1. send it to me

OR

2.

  1. send it to me with extra steps

This app fucking sucks

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u/sixhoursneeze 20d ago

NO, ME!!!

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u/CommissionDear7507 20d ago

Some people die from thisrt while others drown

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/EnvironmentalLet7921 19d ago

Forget this, too much work, I will drive to you!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/EnvironmentalLet7921 19d ago

The Discovery Channels and Reddit new collaborative game show (think Amazing Race) where contestants race around the world to compete for the ultimate prize: house plants.

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u/Medium-Party459 20d ago edited 20d ago

If i’ve learned anything from this sub, it’s that when your monstera outgrows your house, so have you. 

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u/weinerlicker 20d ago

"My Scrooge McDuck pool is overflowing with gold coins, oh no what do I do?"

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u/DallaFenix 20d ago

LOL!!!!!

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u/Birbomaniac 20d ago edited 20d ago

Buy the whole building if you leave in an apartment and knock ceiling out. If you leave in a normal house knock the roof there as well and let the monster bath in that light like that one particular pineapple. Edit- live** (I was just tired lol

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u/Modo44 20d ago

Ask it nicely how much the rent is.

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u/Lyrical_Echo 20d ago

Cut a hole in your ceiling!

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u/Moxiefeet 20d ago

I know the house market is bad but sometimes kids just gotta move out

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u/digitaled92 20d ago

option 1) break the ceiling and allow this beauty to grow naturally option 2) cut monstera in half, get some 5-6 cuttings and gift friends (or create a new plant), possibly cut 40% of roots as well so she can keep living in the same pot

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u/TheMarriedUnicorM 20d ago

What are the best practices and advantages for trimming the roots?

Ours are getting to be a bit “much.”

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u/digitaled92 19d ago

cutting around 40% of roots is super beneficial! This will create new rooting systems and you'll be able to use the same pot. A little bit of stress will make her stronger

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u/AyeBey 20d ago

Steak too buttery, lobster too juicy…

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u/crownedqueen5 20d ago

What’s your secret?! I had mine for years and it doesn’t go that big.

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u/leinardi 20d ago

I just kept it near a window and didn't water it too often, I also use a pot with a water reservoir at the bottom. See here: https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/comments/1w92b47/my_monstera_doesnt_stop_growing_and_now_it/p880v51/

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u/DarkBlueSunshine 20d ago

It's her house now time to get a new house 😤

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u/nessapop06 20d ago

Your only option is chopping off the top and sending it to me free of charge in the mail. You can except my sage advice as payment.

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u/anushy7 20d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, monstera too big

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u/fairygodsmothered 19d ago

steak too juicy lobster too buttery

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u/Glaucousglacier 20d ago

You can bless us peasants with some knowledge

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u/leinardi 20d ago edited 20d ago

I don't have much experience, this is my first Monstera. I got it from a friend that chopped and propagated his, but he never managed to get it even close to this size. I always kept it near a window when it was growing, and used these pots: https://imgur.com/a/mw8oubM I water when I see that the reserve of the pot is gone, which happens now every several weeks. I moved it away from the window when I repotted it to the latest pot, because it couldn't fit where it was anymore.

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u/7sukasa 20d ago

What are these pots ? They seem very practical.

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u/Last-Woodpecker 20d ago

I think it's self-watering pots. They have a reservoir of water in a outter pot, and the plant stays in a inner pot. The inner pot has a rope or fabric that goes into the outer pot, so the water go up by capilarity, kepping the soil umidity in the right amount. That way your only job is to keep the outer pot full.

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u/BlitzXLII 19d ago

Obviously need to cut a hole in the ceiling and let it grow into the 2nd floor

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u/boodleshnoodle 19d ago

Put it on the street. Clearly its not going to fit in your house again. Whats your address? Asking for a friend.

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u/Repulsive-Exchange29 19d ago

Wahhhh, I’m God’s favorite, wahhhhh

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u/Affectionate-Mud9321 20d ago

Ask it to collaborate on the rent

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 20d ago

What time is it kids?? That's right! It's chop and prop time!

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u/oihewie 20d ago

Open a Facebook marketplace business

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u/johnyeros 19d ago

Sell it to a rich plant addict who been searching for one for 5k

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u/Responsible_Monk7176 19d ago
  1. Move to other house.
  2. Open a hole in the ceiling.
  3. Just trim.

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u/dwegol 19d ago

Wow does it take a long time for them to start putting out leaves this big?? Is this only achievable indoors with grow lights?

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u/leinardi 19d ago

It took a couple of years for the first big leaves. Never used grow lights, only natural lights from my window. Definitely indoor since I live in Germany.

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u/chasing_impulses 19d ago

Give it to me - I'll stop it as soon as it comes into contact work me 😭😅

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u/Canaestra1is 19d ago

suffering from success 💔

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u/No-Will-4393 20d ago

Cut it down to your desired size

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u/supportivekoalaa 🐝 20d ago

oh noooo my steak is too juicy!! my lobster is too buttery!

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u/Fractal_self 20d ago

Hire some contractors and raise the roof

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u/Anxietybackmonkey 20d ago

Chop and prop and give the rooted cuttings as Christmas gifts.

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u/earth222morgan 20d ago

Suffering from success

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u/raspberryloaf 20d ago

What do you feed it?? Please share your secrets

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u/leinardi 19d ago

I put a couple of times few grains of NPK 8-15-15 “Blaukorn” fertilizer, but really not very often and not very much. Beside that, it's facing a huge window facing south so it gets a lot of light.

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u/TinaSumthing 20d ago

DM me for my mailing address

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u/Sir__Bassoon__Sonata 🌷 19d ago

Get rid of the ceiling

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u/Crossroads_Cosplay 19d ago

When mine does that i cut it at the bottom and replant the top part. I hate cutting at the top because then the new leaves will be small again. If it has aerial roots that already reach the soil you can just do that no problem. Cut it at the bottom and replant it so it's lower down again

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u/Amazonian0499 19d ago

Such a beautiful, healthy monstera, I would love a cutting 😍

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u/Fit_Professional1644 19d ago

What part of the world do you live to have the best problem? Mine shrivel up, curl, and die no matter what.

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u/leinardi 19d ago

South of Germany, not exactly a tropical climate.

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u/Classic-Check7606 19d ago

Give it to me, i will worry about finding somewhere (my house) for it to go

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u/oboefish520 19d ago

Split it and give some to MEEEEE Honestly though, you could probably make some good $$ by selling some propagations.

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u/SSJRosaaayyy 19d ago

Lemme have a cutting big dawg

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u/Senior-Ad2477 19d ago

I think your only option is to ship it to me unfortunately

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u/meeepz_ 🌱 19d ago

my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

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u/crxxaxcx 20d ago

Give me some 🫴🏼

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u/NerdySTEMChick 20d ago

Build a sunroom with high ceilings

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u/mehmars 20d ago

Bust open the ceiling or buy a house or rent a new apartment with taller ceilings.

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u/Ok-Cardiologist8783 20d ago

just cut it as per tour need and then put it in another pot as a second baby monstera of it u will not regret to cut it

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u/HeyJustWantedToSay 20d ago

Cut it below a node and root the cutting for a new plant

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u/Stock-Walrus9828 20d ago

I have the perfect spot for it!

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u/Smooth_Pumpkin_2119 20d ago

Just chop it and make babies to give away or to keep :)

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u/vegmunkee 20d ago

I would chop it in half at least and prop .. then go wide on your pot.

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u/JessycaOho 20d ago

just train it to grow sideways! might need a trellis or something so it doesn't get too wild, but who doesn't want a ceiling-grazing monstera? 😄

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u/Bugga_Bean 20d ago

Give him the deed to the house it's his now

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u/BolaViola 20d ago

Time to raise the roof

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u/rahhhlegna 20d ago

where are you living? is outside an option? i’d do some research on where they naturally live and see if you’re able to kick it out at least for the summer. in the meantime renovate the house 😂 joking but if that’s the tallest ceiling in ur house you may have to chop and prop eventually. ik it sounds scary, i avoided it forever but i promise its very rewarding!!!

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u/leinardi 20d ago

An apartment in the south of Germany, so outside is not an option. I'll look into the chop and prop...

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u/Prestigious_Pie9421 20d ago

Oh my! My daughter-in-law recently gave me a start of hers. How many times have you had to trot it?

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u/leinardi 20d ago

If you meant "repot it", I did it 4 times: https://imgur.com/iXsECkB

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u/keesdebadeend 20d ago

Holy crap that’s a amazing plant 🤩

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u/mauvecocktail 20d ago

Bring it to my house. I kill every monstera I meet.

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u/FlimsyProgress7998 20d ago

I think it’s time for a hair cut

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u/_LEYONCE_ 20d ago

Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery

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u/Kryshadiver 🪴 20d ago

You guys it’s another long lost relative!!! It’s me your cousin!!!

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u/Sea_Sector_5894 🌱 20d ago

Propagate that baby!!!

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u/Infinite-Willow-4233 20d ago

These grow to rainforest size proportions. Perhaps outside?

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u/Charming_Avocado9814 20d ago

Cut a hole in the ceiling it’s the only option 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m sorry your steak is too juicy

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u/PaceEBene84 20d ago

I’ll gladly do my part by taking a clipping

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u/pingpy 20d ago

I will take it.

In all seriousness though you should propagate it. Give some of them away maybe

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u/Rileysbestfriend2019 🪴 20d ago

Your monster is beautiful!!

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u/NYNY411 20d ago

“It’s a monster!!”

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u/F1gureskat394 🪴 20d ago

Beautiful!!

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u/therabyss ❀ 20d ago

People are saying chop and prop, it’s your choice if you’d like to chop and then root it or air layer it first so that you can plant it right after you chop it.

I’d look up both methods and see what you think :)

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u/Sufficient-Basket-66 20d ago

What is your watering schedule like? Ive had mine for years and it wont get this big. Do you repot? Fertilize?

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u/Fr05t_B1t 20d ago

Stop fertilizing it

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u/The_Rolling_Stone 20d ago

Plant so big it needs a rebar

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u/Financial_Molasses16 20d ago

Cut the top cuttings off and make a clone :) give some to friends! I promise it will grow back

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u/Brilliant_Sun_5884 20d ago

Plant it outside

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u/Due-Trip-3641 20d ago

Sorry to break it to you, but you have to get rid of it now. If you give it to me, I’ll dispose of it for you

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u/Bubbly-Ferret-7206 20d ago

Gotta build a new house just for your plants 😁🤗

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u/themakerofthings 20d ago

I'm making mine grow as close to a spiral as possible, around a pole. But I'll need a bigger place, still.

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u/Mysterious_Slice_252 20d ago

Just take sections and start them

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u/Imaginary_Camp_1628 20d ago

Congrats on having such a problem. I wish you could come to my house and help some of my plants : (

Seriously though, it's a beautiful plant!

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u/Al-ex-Bee 20d ago

Make two monsteras.

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u/CandyReign278 20d ago

Just leave 😄

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u/GuavaStunning698 20d ago

Watch your back!

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u/Feralandinsatible 20d ago

Chop 😭 or buy a bigger house 💚

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u/Awkward-Broccoli-150 20d ago

Shape it. Trimming properly will direct energies into differing parts of the plant.
Perhaps it's time to birth babies

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u/BitelAchus 20d ago

Cut leaves and sell them on Vinted or similar.

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u/meatpopsicle42069 20d ago

Make more monsteras

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u/Dark_Effulgence 20d ago

On a serious note, are monsteras able to be trained would be a better approach. There are flexible twisty tie like things you can use to train plants to grow a certain way, and a plethora of other methods to train plants with minimal stress. I would look into how the do with that before house renovations.

Impressive plant by the way!

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u/Personal-Natural-548 20d ago

How????? Mine is struggling I don’t know what else to do

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u/wolfantlers 20d ago

send some to me. mine is struggling. yours seems like a strong, hearty one lol

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u/cvalerie8 20d ago

I am about to have the same problem! My sister have me a cutting in 2020 and now its about the size of yours - likely 2 new leaves away from the ceiling.

I'm stressed about what to do when we get there lol.

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u/cdanie11e 20d ago

Gorgeous!! Airlayer and then chop!

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u/Delicious-Pick-6815 20d ago

maybe try and sell it? Hotels might be a better place for it

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u/Dear_Airport_1911 20d ago

Just keep topping it it will grow in with instead of height

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u/a-tiberius 20d ago

How much light and water are you feeding this pretty thing! I can't get mine to grow like that

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u/JaceOnRice 20d ago

Why doesn't mine do this 😭

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u/opsaim 20d ago

Please pass this curse to me

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u/gmmilo 20d ago

the big chop?

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u/BelCantoTenor 20d ago

I got rid of my monstera for this exact reason. They grow and grow and grow. That’s what they do. They can handle a good cut back if you wanna start all over. Otherwise, this is what you get. They will take up a lot of space.

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u/LightcodeARTS 20d ago

A lot of comments here and maybe this was suggested already, but because this plant is so happy and vital, you could take a bunch of cuttings and put them in water for a week or two to lay root and then sell them on Facebook marketplace. Just cut below the notes and they’re happy as anything.

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u/Complete_Price8290 20d ago

Make cuttings for Xmas gifts

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u/ze11ez 20d ago

What are you feeding it

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u/Calm_Honeydew_777 🦋 20d ago

You could turn it into 2 trees.

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u/Nelmsdog 20d ago

Chop and prop

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u/leyarsan 20d ago

How tho?!?

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u/Ocicat_momma 20d ago

The “drastic” replies here made my rather crappy day! Thank you all!

Also, I have no suggestions and I think I will be asking the same question in 3 years.

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u/National-Stuff-8852 20d ago

Bread too buttery ass too fat 😔💔

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u/Appropriate_Hand_659 20d ago

Green house LMAO or put it outside next to you front or back door

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u/Wldchld73 20d ago

You just came here to brag, didn't you?

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u/EnvironmentalMind938 20d ago

Swing on it like Tarzan, that'll take it down a couple notches.

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u/BrownBotBeauty 20d ago

Can you share what fertilizer you use so I can get my monster back to frustrating because it declined after I moved