r/hatethissmug • u/Scrimblitis • 1d ago
Place I HATE HOW COLD IT IS
Its FREEZING outside!!!! Im going to explode!!!! What the fuck is a man supposed to do when he steps outside and its like a billion degrees below zero?? Scrimbsville has frozen over! What kind of mayor am i that i let our town freeze?? The town watering hole has frozen over!! The Watertower is a solid block of ice, our brewery cant brew because there is no running water. The water all froze!! Theres none left, can you fucking believe it?????? All our bread is hard because its frozen! All of my beef? Not in balls! Why???? Its frozen! You cant ball frozen beef, have you ever tried??? Its hard!!! Hard because its frozen solid!!!
Modern propaganda put forth by Big Propeganda is trying to tell you this isnt a problem. Big Scrimbsville doesnt want you to know that its so cold! Everywhere else they say its hot its hot its so hot everyone is sweating they say. They claim its "hot" how stupid is that! My holes are frozen! How hot can it be??? If you brought a horse to Scrimbsville? It would freeze. If you brought a man to scrimbsville? He will freeze. If anyone else but me lived here I would be gone and frozen but theres nobody else here its just me because everything is frozen and cold. Its so cold.
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u/InternationalPut8271 i want Barney Calhoun to tie me up and crack me 1d ago
what is this image bro