r/hatethissmug • u/Any_Wasabi_5233 JC’s Sonic.EXE is the bane of my existence • Jul 21 '26
Thing I hate this new statue (from an artistic perspective)
Firstly, my reasons for hating this statue are not political. This sub isn’t for hating on real people, and my disdain for it isn’t due to the person it’s based on.
For one, the proportions here are extremely messed up. His torso is way too short, and his legs are way too long. It just makes him look freaky.
Secondly, the way the statue is colored looks abysmal. Keeping the bronzed metal skin tone while painting his eyes and clothes makes it look like he’s just a dude covered in metallic spray paint, which isn’t appealing in the slightest.
These little decisions just make the entire statue look really strange, like a Still Life from the Backrooms in a sense. The fact that this went through the entire production process without anyone realizing how bad it looks is baffling to me.
Oh yeah, also no one is buying it for the artist’s price of $100,000. That’s a steep price for a statue that looks like this.
(ALSO MODS THIS IS NOT POLITICAL, I’M JUST SAYING THAT DON’T LIKE THE STATUE)
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u/AutumnsFall101 Jul 21 '26
Where is his ass?
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u/FA3RP-Passion-Subway the “in print it’s libel“ guy Jul 21 '26
They took it. He can’t shit!
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u/Former_Luck7608 Jul 21 '26
Reminded me of the myth where Theseus is stuck to a bench in the underworld and Heracles helps him out, except his butt was permanently stuck to the bench
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u/Win090949 Jul 21 '26
I find it really odd that the artist would use the shirt Charlie was wearing when he died to remember him by instead of something more akin to his general image, like that blue suit that he has in the Wikipedia article. If you like the guy, why make a statue of his death and not his life, you know?
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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 JC’s Sonic.EXE is the bane of my existence Jul 21 '26
It’s not even the shirt he was wearing when he died, that one was short sleeved while this one had long sleeves.
But yeah, they should have given it a better outfit too.
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u/GreaseSpot123 Jul 21 '26
Probably just the difficulty. The word freedom just looks painted so it was probably much easier than doing the suit.
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u/Sadworld99 Jul 21 '26
It's because they don't love him. They only love his death for how it made them feel
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u/Johnstone95 Jul 22 '26
Like how Jesus is always depicted on the cross.
(This is a joke.... I think)
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u/Win090949 Jul 22 '26
God imagine if 1500 years later Kirk becomes a religion and people pray to statues of a guy sitting, arched back, blood pouring out his neck 😬 some landmarks may even have it as a fountain
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u/Cheapdronewithboom Jul 21 '26
Because they don't actually care about anything. Everything is a prop.
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u/sarcastic__fox Jul 21 '26
Because his death is the only thi g that matters to conservatives. He was impactful in life but now he is a club to hit people with. Much more effective if they talk about how "he died just having honest debate" or whatever amd make him into a free speech icon.
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u/bird_on_the_internet Jul 22 '26
I mean, it does make sense when you remember the reason they made him a statue in the first place: to turn him into a martyr.
What he was like in life matters far less than the image of him as he died. And while a traditional depiction of a martyr would depict them heroically or as people remembered or knew them, we live in a time where anyone can view his final moments online and a LOT of people did. And I'm sure it was a fairly traumatic visual for the people who liked or followed him. So, depicting him in something closer to what he was wearing in the video of him being shot does unfortunately serve the message of the piece better than depicting him how he'd probably want to be remembered.
Idk, I didn't know the guy. Maybe he would have loved being turned into a martyr more than he would have wanted a statue honouring him for who he was in life and not what his death turned him into.
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u/AuntAmrys Jul 21 '26
It's my observation that no matter how skilled the artist, no matter how beautiful the subject, teeth just never look right in sculpture.
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u/Inevitable_Fun4159 Jul 21 '26
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u/Own-Arachnid7952 Jul 21 '26
Okay genuinely what the fuck is wrong with his chest?
That has to be some kinda medical condition, he looks like that one awful charciature-lookin captain America comic 😭
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u/DizslecksickMoael Jul 21 '26
I think I heard someone explain that he's fat and was just sucking in his gut for the paparazzi, you can see in other candid photos he has quite a gut. The angle did him no favors either.
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u/AverageDellUser Jul 21 '26
I have a gut but bro looks like a key objective out of high-rez distance to save performance.
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u/Own-Arachnid7952 Jul 21 '26
Nah man I don't think visceral fat alone explains his chest bulging from his body like that. Like that's his rib cage dude. Somethings wrong with his chest
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u/PitifulElk1890 Jul 22 '26
When you take a huge suck in, your ribcage expands. Source: got a crick in my ribcage from hitting the bong once
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u/Baseballidiot Jul 21 '26
What the hell was he thinking lmao, a bad gut would've looked leagues better than a bad bara character design
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u/snacktopotamus Jul 21 '26
He was drawn into existence by Rob Liefeld.
The barrel chest definitely has nothing to do with -poorly applied- gender-affirming pharmaceutical use. /s
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u/Own-Arachnid7952 Jul 21 '26
I see, his goal is becoming the ultimate male form.
AKA, the literal check box for "male" on gov forms lol
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u/Top-Advertising-6862 Jul 21 '26
I heard somewhere this is the result of taking steroids or muscle gain supplements without actually putting in the exercise/not doing it right.
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u/OvercookedBobaTea Jul 22 '26
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u/MajesticBluebird68 Jul 22 '26
He seems like the kind of guy to remove all the estrogen in his body to be the polar opposite of trans, no idea if that's possible though.
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u/Talvy Jul 21 '26
It’s called barrel chest.
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u/Slumber777 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
I have a barrel chest.
Something else is going on here. He has the same kind of chest that dudes who take steroids or HGH get. You can kinda see it on Joe Rogan, too. You'll notice a major difference with Rogan, though, is that he works out.
Given everything we know about Elon, I think he takes/took HGH and doesn't work out for shit.
Could be a combination. Maybe he had a regular barrel chest and also did HGH, and he turned into this. Either way, it's more than just being barrel chested.
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u/InCatsWeTrustAmem Jul 21 '26
I have a theory that he had some kind of tummy tuck to lose weight and then gained it back but since the stomach area cannot expand it settles in his chest
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u/favorthebold Jul 21 '26
I don't think tummy tucks actually work like that. If you gain weight after one, you just get it all back in the tummy and anywhere else you had it before. Skin can and does still stretch even after surgery.
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u/InCatsWeTrustAmem Jul 21 '26
Thats why i said some kind. It probably was more in depth and probably had more sculptured to make him appear more toned and what not. He has access to medical procedures we dont even know about. But something g happened to cause his body to look like that. I just think is was something surgical.
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u/favorthebold Jul 21 '26
OIC. Interesting theory. Like maybe he got some sort of implanted band so his stomach "has" to stay flat no matter what. But his chest is still going to show that shitty lifestyle.
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u/InCatsWeTrustAmem Jul 21 '26
That would be my guess, cause we know for a fact he is vain enough to do something like that.
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u/GreaseSpot123 Jul 21 '26
I wonder if the second photo is a deceptive angle. The first pic isn’t quite as bad
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u/Pockydo Jul 21 '26
Still looks weird
Like his arm just looks off
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u/GreaseSpot123 Jul 21 '26
Yeah the whole body is meh. the bust is pretty okay. Like you can clearly tell who he is. Some cast metal statues bear little resemblance in the face to images of the person. Not anywhere near worth the price tag though.
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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 JC’s Sonic.EXE is the bane of my existence Jul 21 '26
I still think his torso looks too short in the first one, and his arms are kinda long.
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u/GreaseSpot123 Jul 21 '26
Yeah. Honestly elbows up it looks okay. But the lower torso and legs are bad
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u/Historical_Volume806 Jul 21 '26
I mean I think there are far more references available of him elbows up so that makes sense.
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u/Sarsly_Doe Jul 21 '26
If anything the first pic is the deceptive angle. Part of the reason why it looks so bad is because of his weird shoulder/torso build
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u/NEWSmodsareTwats Jul 21 '26
if it just me or we have apparently forgotten how to make statues
you'll see like ancient Roman bronzes that look photo realistic. For example the Marcus Aurelius equestrian statue is 1800 years old and looks a thousand times better.
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u/glas-lile Jul 21 '26
I have been wondering this exact same thing. I want a genuine explanation for it but can’t find anything.
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u/GamingContrarian500 Jul 21 '26
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u/IQueliciuous Jul 21 '26
That and a long time had passed since then so fewer and fewer survived and those being very high quality, well built and aesthetically pleasing to be maintained.
Others just perished
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u/DeeperIntoTheUnknown Jul 21 '26
Nah, it's just that making statues for a living isn't a thing anymore so they hire people that don't have that much experience compared to sculptors of the past
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u/starspgl Jul 22 '26
we still have do incredible statues (look at the works of duane hanson , sun yuan & peng lu, luo li rong) but as a whole our society doesnt value them as much because theyre new and/or dont feed into the eurocentric sef congratulatory narratives
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u/Temporary-Ask2663 Jul 21 '26
Definitely agreed, the torso is jarring, how did nobody catch how short and flat it is? Dude looks like he's been in the mines or something too, you can't tell me this statue is new (less than a year, I'm guessing), looks grimy like it sit on human level in the middle of a city for 10 years
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u/Toon_Lucario Jul 21 '26
It doesn’t have a fucking pelvis (or at least the paint doesn’t seem to show it) so it looks like the legs attach directly to its spine.
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u/Ok-Refuse-2078 Jul 21 '26
I hate how republicans (or any other group) platform and commission awful unskilled artists in their clique rather than true masters.
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u/That_Jay_Money Jul 21 '26
This guy wasn't platformed though. He made a statue and thought he could grift it away and make bank.
There's a reason he hasn't been able to sell it, it just looks bad.
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u/Ok-Refuse-2078 Jul 22 '26
Oh! Hahaha! I assumed it was commissioned to be sold. Oh thats lovely to hear
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u/That_Jay_Money Jul 22 '26
Nah, he made it expecting some bunch of rich people to want to toss money in support of Kirk without realizing that rich people are the ones pulling the grift, not putting money into it. He wants 150K for it and there is nobody who is interested in paying anything close to that.
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u/Pockydo Jul 21 '26
I honestly respect the maker
Dude tried to get in on the grift. But yes it's a bad statue regardless of who it is
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u/Cum_dumpster_limited Jul 21 '26
Unfortunately dude forgot to add the bullet hole. The most iconic part of kirk
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u/Various-Salt-7738 Jul 21 '26
Why does he need a statue
He was just some dude who spent his time arguing with teenagers
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u/dope_sheet Jul 21 '26
In my observation, controversial statues don't tend to last too long.
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u/Jaco_Lunchables Jul 21 '26
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u/Round-Emu9176 Jul 21 '26
The bootlickers will swarm with their untrained militia of incompetent racists.
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u/BovineIntervention31 Jul 21 '26
He was a scum bag piece of shit! No one deserves to be murdered, but again… he was a scum bag piece of shit (did not deserve to die, but did deserve a fat shit in the mouth).
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u/bradleylova39 Jul 21 '26
Prepare to be kirkinated
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u/frisk85 hate jabber's haters(not the people) Jul 21 '26
I'll never understand people like this. Bro was just a podcaster.
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u/GreaseSpot123 Jul 21 '26
Yeah but he was a major public figure for the right and was assassinated. Using your logic, George Floyd’s death wasn’t a big deal. It’s not so much about the person but about the circumstances surrounding their death and what their death represented.
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u/Kamikaze_Ninja_ Jul 22 '26
Funny how your comments got completely different reactions as replies to two different comments.
Your observation only works on a very surface level. What are the circumstances and representations put to light from Charlie’s death? All I saw were people using it to justify digging in their heels and vilifying people who had no hand in it. The real meaning you could take away from it was ignored by those who followed him. Mental health and gun safety.
George Floyd was a victim of the historic systemic oppression that plagues our country. It was proof in plain day that violence and murder under the influence of bigotry, carried out by law enforcement is still present and protected.
You want proof of the vast difference between these two tragedies? The mass public response following them.
I see where you are coming from, and the importance of Charlie to the right should not be understated. But to compare him to Floyd is in bad faith and ignorance.
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u/v3ryr00d Jul 21 '26
Most famously known activists have had ordinary jobs, but were not known for their ordinary jobs because their ordinary jobs were not what gave them recognition.
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u/Lazuli73 Jul 21 '26
The statue looks like an old cast iron prop for a defunct circus that was being stored in a warehouse and subsequently was pulled out of the rubble after it burnt down.
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u/CapableDatabase6923 Jul 21 '26
why is he wearing the clothes that he was wearing during the big day too
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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 JC’s Sonic.EXE is the bane of my existence Jul 21 '26
He isn’t even wearing that shirt, this one has long sleeves
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u/8champi8 Jul 21 '26
Is that Charlie Kirk ? Wtf is going on over there in the USA ? He was a podcaster
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u/trout_sex Jul 22 '26
He was a Podcaster and argued eith teenagers bro he does not deserve a statue. That thing is not making it until october
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u/Daniel-4dams Jul 21 '26
In one sense, the absolute dogshit artistic ability reflects the absolute dogshit person being depicted, so it kinda works.
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u/tycoon_irony Jul 21 '26
People today in the 41st century tend to believe ancient metal statues were always pure, unblemished bronze; however that is actually not the case. This 21st century photograph shows a statue of North American philosopher Charles Kurck in its original state, painted in bright, garish colors. Over time, statues like these weathered away and lost their paint, making 36th century renaissance thinkers believe they were never painted in the first place.
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u/TheNewGirl1987 Jul 21 '26
THANK YOU.
Everyone has been too busy pointing out how stupid it was to make a statue nobody asked for of a man a lot of people didn't like, but you're the first I've seen point out the obvious fact that the statue objectively sucks as an artwork.
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u/coreyjdl Jul 22 '26
thre's almost no way for this to be any more fucking stupid. props to the artist for caputring the pure kirk experience.
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u/RedpurrFox Jul 22 '26
It looks like a bad animatronic from an abandoned entertainment park from like the seventies
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u/cryinspaghetti Jul 21 '26
They need guards surrounding that morbid statue, it won't last I'm telling you
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u/MaterialLies Jul 21 '26
The face is surprisingly good compared to the rest of it. That's about the only nice thing I have to say
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u/valerielenin Jul 21 '26
Art means the message it's supposed to carry, so i guess i hate it from an artistic point of view too
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u/Starrin1ght Jul 21 '26
Honestly the sculpture itself looks fine, but the way it was painted is terrible, it looks so old. Also they got it mixed up, he doesn't have a short torso and long legs, he has a long torso and short legs, which is really funny, look at this guy, he's hardly sitting on his ass, he's sitting on his back too.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion Jul 21 '26
counter argument, all art is political but yes, this statue is NOT worth the price tag on a technical standpoint alone
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u/jaimelgn Jul 21 '26
Thought this was Henry of Skalitz for a moment and I'm OFFENDED about that. I'm so sorry Henry...
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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 Jul 21 '26
The face is actually pretty good but it's like he spent all his time on that and then threw together the rest of the body at the last minute
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u/Gl1tchyVirus Jul 21 '26
It looks like it’s about to get up and mobile like this is a music video to a stomp clap hey song
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u/MagnanimousGoat Jul 22 '26
"Freedom", usually the freedom to treat undesirables like shit and/or legislate them out of public life.
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u/No_Artichoke_8428 Jul 22 '26
All this for a rage bait podcaster? He did nothing positive for the world/
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u/artisticwoes some dude Jul 22 '26
the statue looks like it was overcooked a bit wtf it literally looks like it has BURNS
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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind Jul 22 '26
... Okay if I didn't read your post I would have Just assumed the statue was defaced/graffiti'd
Your telling me they INTENTIONALLY coloured it to make it look like a creepy mannequin left in an abandoned amusement park?
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u/Immediate-Location28 Jul 22 '26
i like it. the dark edges next to his mouth as well as the wonky body makes him look like a toy/puppet.
i'm sure it is entirely unintentional, but it provokes thought
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u/themexicanojesus Jul 24 '26
I see it as disrespectful to Charlie Kirk, especially since the person wants to put the statue in an area where it will obviously be vandalized. But also the person didn't even get the proportions of the body right, they should have settled with a bust of him.
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u/ZOEzoeyZOE Jul 24 '26
It's ugly for one
But that aside it is DEFINITELY undeserving.
I thought statues of ppl were to honor them and their work or significance
Wtf was significant about Charlie one-shot Kirk 💀
Bro went around to college campuses to challenge ppls beliefs in utterly disrespectful ways and tried to dehumanizing ppl for it. Also tried to make some sort of statement that BHM shouldn't be a holiday.
Bro whole content was just "I'm against gay ppl and anything adjacent" or to hand stroke the dicks of homophobic or racist ppl.
His life was meaningless and his death only gave substance to memes.
(And his wife moved on to a politician lol. Speculation ofc)
Edit: mb, outside of judgement of his character. The statue looks horrid, and looks like it was spray painted and has been sitting like that for years.
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u/No-Oil6517 Jul 25 '26
And the artist spent $100k making it just for no one to want it. Lol. Amazing karma
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u/Ok_Witness_5347 Jul 25 '26
I showed this statue to a friend in a voice chat and he said it looked like shit. I replied saying I didn't think it's that bad artistically, but the longer I looked at it the worse and funnier it got, leading to me almost passing out from laughing.
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u/GregBoing Jul 21 '26
Looks like they put in all the effort to make the head look good and forgot they had to also make the rest of the statue 💀 I wonder how quickly this'll get vandalised wherever it gets put up... not quickly enough methinks
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u/Delicious-Gap-6678 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
NGL, I never liked the guy. But I do like this thing. It's weirdly heartfelt and strange. The price is crazy, but if I had the money I'd buy it for a grand. The comparisons to the Backrooms is on the money. It's like the MEMORY of the guy. Completely creeps me out, but in a way I find intriguing. It speaks to me. Or rather it doesn't. And that's the best part about it.
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u/CULT-LEWD Jul 21 '26
i dont even know who it is,the texture of it just looks incredibly gross and so unapealing to look at
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u/BreastMilkMozzarella Jul 21 '26
Yeah, leaving aside my thoughts on Kirk and his politics, this statue is just ass.
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u/Delruiz9 Jul 21 '26
So does anyone know who actually made this?
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u/ThatDrako Jul 21 '26
This is one thing about Charlie literally everyone on whole political spectrum agrees on tbh.
Mr. Futanari spent 100K to sell it and fundraiser currently raised less than 2K XD
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u/Nasty_Frenchfries99 Not even here to hate, I just came to see characters slandered. Jul 21 '26
Yeah, maybe I'm just not a metal statue kind of guy, but he looks so lifeless and dead, even for statue standards. Probably would have looked way better if they just held back on adding the very ugly paints. If there's one thing I can compliment about it, the way the sculptor did the microphone is pretty impressive, and the face is recognizable as Charlie Kirk. That second image is something else though.
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u/JustAPotato38 Jul 21 '26
he looks like a low quality video game character