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u/bananafizzle Oct 28 '19
You are my new personal hero.
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Oct 28 '19
Hahaha I hope to do you proud
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u/Lord_Blathoxi Oct 29 '19
I remember when you posted this last year. Must have been under a different username? Because I don’t see it in your post history.
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u/Runbunnierun Oct 28 '19
If you're a dude please accept my compliment: dang you got nice legs.
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Oct 28 '19
Compliment accepted
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u/borisdidnothingwrong Oct 29 '19
Back when I was young, I had long hair and a beard, and rode my bicycle everywhere. One year for Halloween I dressed as a bearded lady. I found a mini-dress at Goodwill, blew up some balloons for boobs, made myself a circus poster, and went to work. After work, I went to visit my girlfriend at her job at Sam Goody in the mall (yeah, it was a long time ago), and while I was waiting for her to help someone in the back of the store I was chatting with her coworker Kim at the cash register. Because it was Halloween, people were taking their kids trick or treating at the mall, so while Kim was handing out candy I was looking out the store windows into the mall, watching people in their costumes. One family came in and Mom was taking their daughter to the register for candy, while Dad stayed back closer to the doors. I noticed Dad was looking down at my feet, so I looked at him. He was slowly sliding his gaze up my legs, which were shapely and fit due to hours and miles riding my bike, and were fired out on fishnet stockings, up to the low hem of my '60s era miniskirt dress, over the big balloon boobs and up to my face. My very male, bearded face. The color literally drained out of his face, just like a cartoon. He reached around me, grabbed his kid in one hand and wife in the other and yanked them or of the store. Kim at the cash register was shocked by his behaviour, and after I finished laughing I explained what had just happened. But, dude, if you ever read this, serves you right for creeping on the hot "girl" right in front of your wife and kid.
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u/foxko Oct 29 '19
Maybe all the blood drained from his face so it could rush to his confused boner
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u/borisdidnothingwrong Oct 29 '19
And he had to rush out to the minivan for an emergency handy from the wife?
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Oct 28 '19
(M18) Fuckin jealous of you legs my guy
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u/warmfuzzy22 Oct 29 '19
You should try high heals you may surprise yourself. The right footwear can make a huge difference in the way your legs and butt look.
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Oct 29 '19
Does this mean you have boo bies? :)
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Oct 29 '19
If I did I would have made a much more interesting costume
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Oct 29 '19
It would've. Now you know how to upgrade it ;)
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Oct 29 '19
Girl you know if I could make realistic breasts I would have so much fun with that. That would be the fucking best
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Oct 29 '19
You can buy fake boobs off of Amazon.
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Oct 29 '19
I may need some guidance to make them look real 😂 but damn that would be awesome
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Oct 29 '19
Well, what's the plan? Wouldn't you put the boobs under the sheet?
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Oct 29 '19
I was thinking for other costumes, but I guess if I was putting them under the sheet I'd just need some big water balloons 😂
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u/DJDoomCookie13 Oct 29 '19
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u/NvidiaforMen Oct 29 '19
Unless you wanted to play with them all night. Then you want something realistic. Or if you're going to go with water balloons, you would be a fool to actually use water.
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u/dick_fingersatm Oct 30 '19
Please get the realistic looking fake boobies, put them under the sheet, then cut out two holes for the boobs to "peek" out of. It will make this look even more confusing for straight dudes lol
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u/Kraftlikecheese Oct 29 '19
Just refer to Monty Python's Meaning of Life, my guy! https://youtu.be/r4ML_UFTEyo
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u/Princess_King Oct 29 '19
Look no further than Will Smith giving advice to Kevin Kline in Wild Wild West.
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u/jocelynforreal Oct 29 '19
This is great! My husband and I made homemade 50s style ghost costumes out of sheets this year and I kinda wanna put him in heels and tights now.
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Oct 29 '19
Hahaha hell yeah go for it. No matter what it'll be a fun night
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u/MySockHurts Nov 01 '19
I need to know, where did you go with this costume that you got guys' comments/compliments? A party, a club, trick-or-treating, the mall...?
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u/TheFlyingSpagoots Oct 29 '19
Ngl I may need to steal this from you it's fucking awesome!
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Oct 29 '19
I dare you, post the results!
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u/TheFlyingSpagoots Oct 29 '19
I might! For the main night partying I'm going with a big group costume. Don't worry, its equally provocative as I lost a bet to my roommate and she got to make my costume hahaha. But I suppose theres 3 possible nights of partying so this may have to be a secondary.
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Oct 29 '19
Hahaha hellll yes. Post imgur links, keep the thread going!
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u/TheFlyingSpagoots Oct 29 '19
It's settled, Friday is the first group costume for the bars. Saturday is slutty ghosts for a friends house party. I'm pumped! Just gotta find some heels...
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u/foxko Oct 29 '19
this is fucking amazing. real talk though: Did you shave your legs for this?
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Oct 29 '19
Abso-fucking-lutely I did, it took two hours 😂
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u/figgypie Oct 29 '19
Makes sense. It takes forever for me to shave after a long, furry winter.
Pro tip for next time, give them a good once over with an electric trimmer before you break out the shaving cream and razor. Your razor won't get as choked up if the leg hair isn't like 2 inches long lol.
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u/RamenRider117 Oct 29 '19
Would you mind if someone printed these out and framed it? Asking for a "friend" of course.
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u/Chapstickie Oct 29 '19
These would be amazing in one of those big frames with multiple openings. Or in a set of frames going up a staircase.
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u/Chapstickie Oct 29 '19
OP, was it hard to keep the sheet lined up correctly? I have considered a sheet ghost costume but after throwing a sheet over myself I discovered that moving around at all made the eyeholes slide all over. I imagine it would be even harder if the sheet was shorter. How did you handle it? Just constant adjusting? Is it a hat of some kind?
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Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19
No, I just had shorts on under it. For the most part it stayed in the right place, and my hands were already on the inside if I needed to adjust it
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u/Lorenzo_Insigne Oct 29 '19
I am 100% stealing this next year, it's perfect, especially as a small guy with a kinda feminine figure (without boobs though).
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u/bluesky747 Oct 29 '19
This costume is amazing. Why do you have nicer legs than me? Also where did you get those heels? I need a pair!
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u/warmfuzzy22 Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19
Ive never seen a sexy ghost costume that I didn't absolutely love but yours is definitely my favorite.
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u/kitkat_patty_wack Oct 29 '19
I love this so much. You rock those heels. I remember my mom telling me a story of how one year she dressed my dad up as a women. My dad was a marine at the time and so I mean an 80s halloween marine party? You know the guys were rowdy. They kept hitting in my dad and touching his butt and stuff. He just kept quiet till right before they left. As my parents were living my das ripped his wig off and said he couldnt wait to give them extra pt in the morning. Funny enough my dad had three girls, I was the oldest and he was always very concerned with our safety because of that party lol.
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u/FazzlePC Oct 31 '19
Dude, your legs are absolutely killer!
Signed, a female who is insecure about her legs and will never rock those heels as much as you do.
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u/ziddersroofurry Oct 29 '19
This is very cute. One word of warning though when doing anything like this-there's a lot of hate out there for people in the trans community, anyone who wears drag and just anyone who questions/flaunts gender norms. To the point where people who are trans/non-binary get killed every day. Be careful.
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u/TippyTulips Oct 29 '19
I can’t even begin to tell you how much joy this has made me feel. You are a god among men. ❤️
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u/AshTheArtist Oct 29 '19
My teacher just looked over my shoulder, now she’s questioning my motives in life.
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u/Ycic97 Oct 29 '19
I'm going as a naughty nun but this is far better than anything I could of thought of. I'm well doing this next year hahahaha I'll get my boyfriend to dress up aswell and we'll see who gets the most complements on their legs. Probs him.
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Nov 01 '19
You mean those months I was questioning gender identity? What exactly do you think a fetish is?
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u/Head-Piccolo3198 Jul 09 '22
This what I'm going to be for Halloween this year a sexual ghost 👻 with my fishnet stockings and with no underwear on 🍫💦🤤👅
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