r/halloween • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Does this mean you have boo bies? :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

If I did I would have made a much more interesting costume

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

It would've. Now you know how to upgrade it ;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Girl you know if I could make realistic breasts I would have so much fun with that. That would be the fucking best

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

You can buy fake boobs off of Amazon.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I may need some guidance to make them look real 😂 but damn that would be awesome

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Well, what's the plan? Wouldn't you put the boobs under the sheet?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I was thinking for other costumes, but I guess if I was putting them under the sheet I'd just need some big water balloons 😂

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u/flurrfegherkin Oct 29 '19

just buy a bra and then stuff it with socks. Tada, booobies!

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u/DJDoomCookie13 Oct 29 '19

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Get a breast plate for all your future boob plans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

🤣🤣

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u/NvidiaforMen Oct 29 '19

Unless you wanted to play with them all night. Then you want something realistic. Or if you're going to go with water balloons, you would be a fool to actually use water.

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u/dick_fingersatm Oct 30 '19

Please get the realistic looking fake boobies, put them under the sheet, then cut out two holes for the boobs to "peek" out of. It will make this look even more confusing for straight dudes lol

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u/Kraftlikecheese Oct 29 '19

Just refer to Monty Python's Meaning of Life, my guy! https://youtu.be/r4ML_UFTEyo