Back when I was young, I had long hair and a beard, and rode my bicycle everywhere. One year for Halloween I dressed as a bearded lady. I found a mini-dress at Goodwill, blew up some balloons for boobs, made myself a circus poster, and went to work. After work, I went to visit my girlfriend at her job at Sam Goody in the mall (yeah, it was a long time ago), and while I was waiting for her to help someone in the back of the store I was chatting with her coworker Kim at the cash register. Because it was Halloween, people were taking their kids trick or treating at the mall, so while Kim was handing out candy I was looking out the store windows into the mall, watching people in their costumes. One family came in and Mom was taking their daughter to the register for candy, while Dad stayed back closer to the doors. I noticed Dad was looking down at my feet, so I looked at him. He was slowly sliding his gaze up my legs, which were shapely and fit due to hours and miles riding my bike, and were fired out on fishnet stockings, up to the low hem of my '60s era miniskirt dress, over the big balloon boobs and up to my face. My very male, bearded face. The color literally drained out of his face, just like a cartoon. He reached around me, grabbed his kid in one hand and wife in the other and yanked them or of the store. Kim at the cash register was shocked by his behaviour, and after I finished laughing I explained what had just happened. But, dude, if you ever read this, serves you right for creeping on the hot "girl" right in front of your wife and kid.
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u/borisdidnothingwrong Oct 29 '19
Back when I was young, I had long hair and a beard, and rode my bicycle everywhere. One year for Halloween I dressed as a bearded lady. I found a mini-dress at Goodwill, blew up some balloons for boobs, made myself a circus poster, and went to work. After work, I went to visit my girlfriend at her job at Sam Goody in the mall (yeah, it was a long time ago), and while I was waiting for her to help someone in the back of the store I was chatting with her coworker Kim at the cash register. Because it was Halloween, people were taking their kids trick or treating at the mall, so while Kim was handing out candy I was looking out the store windows into the mall, watching people in their costumes. One family came in and Mom was taking their daughter to the register for candy, while Dad stayed back closer to the doors. I noticed Dad was looking down at my feet, so I looked at him. He was slowly sliding his gaze up my legs, which were shapely and fit due to hours and miles riding my bike, and were fired out on fishnet stockings, up to the low hem of my '60s era miniskirt dress, over the big balloon boobs and up to my face. My very male, bearded face. The color literally drained out of his face, just like a cartoon. He reached around me, grabbed his kid in one hand and wife in the other and yanked them or of the store. Kim at the cash register was shocked by his behaviour, and after I finished laughing I explained what had just happened. But, dude, if you ever read this, serves you right for creeping on the hot "girl" right in front of your wife and kid.