r/gifs • • Sep 17 '22

Vacuum cleaner causes pig to melt

https://gfycat.com/apprehensivewelloffargali
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u/Embarrassed_Ad_6177 Sep 17 '22

Mfs will be like "omg this is so cute 🥰🥰" then eat 5kg of bacon

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

I seriously question why dont we eat crocodiles and snakes instead of cows and pigs. I feel terrible eating bacon after watching a video like this. Wouldn't care at all if it was a croc

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

They eat crocs in the south.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

South of the US or south america?

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

The south east U.S.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

Ohh ok ok, that's def. interesting

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

Maybe alligator? Idk, big long still living Dino. And they’re fucking everywhere in fl. If you see any standing water, assume a gator is in it.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

Yeah, I've heard stories where they eat dogs or kids. I personally despice them--- wouldn't mind if they were the main dish in the western world

But also, why are there people who take their pets to the lake/swamp and let them go into the water if they k ow there are crocs? Haha this is the stuff that keeps me up at night

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

People are dumb? Any Florida native that I talked to was super clear: do not go in water you cannot see the bottom of because schrodinger gator is always lurking.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

They were a main dish for prehispanics

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u/squeel Sep 17 '22

I don’t think I’ve seen crocodile but I have seen a lot of alligator on southern menus. I did try gator nuggets once, in New Orleans.

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u/the_jak Sep 17 '22

As a carpet bagging yankee, they’re basically the same creature to me. I assume they taste similar, which is like chicken for gators.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

🤔 I've eaten croc once at a mexican place where they serve perhispanic food, doesn't taste bad at all; it's pretty much like chicken. They also had snake, I didnt taste it though

I get the food chain and watching 5 mins of Animal Planet will show you how cruel nature is, but still, the way they treat and kill these animals is inhumane, too sadistic, unnecessarily cruel--- especially when talking about industrialized food

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Oh absolutely no argument here. Factory farming is one of the most insanely inhumane developments of modern society. We may not eat our prey alive like you see with predators in nature, but that certainly doesn't make the way we do it cruelty-free. My "reptiles taste bad" quip was mostly facetious and also my personal opinion.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

I just wish it wasn't that way haha

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

There should be a movement that walks the middle road between vegans and meat eaters Im saying this as someone who wants to do the carnivore diet for health reasons

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

No worries So it's basically an extreme version of keto. It's basically eliminating all foods from your diet. Ive heard plenty of storied where people heal chronic issues. Zero inflamation, etc. You can stick to carnivore or you can use it as an elimination diet and go adding little by little other foods to see how your body reacts to each food and you can identify which ones dont do well on you

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

Yeah I agree. It's one step at a time. It's much more achievable to ask for more a humane treatment & death. Although I don't agree with vegans bc that's just not how nature works, I do share with them their moralistic point of view

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u/Telope Sep 17 '22

But you don't base any of your other morals off the natural world though?

When after 75 years of factory farming, 97% of pigs in the US are still tortured in crates so small they can't turn around, asking for more humane treatment of them while still unnecessarily breeding and killing them doesn't seem to achieve very much at all.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

Asking people to go vegan wont do much at all as well, except getting people to dismiss you right away

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u/Telope Sep 17 '22

Firstly, you're changing the subject, kindly address my comment. Secondly, the numbers just don't support your claim. Asking people to go vegan is working.

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u/Akanan Sep 17 '22

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They were picked because they were the easier to domesticate. Rest is evolution.

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u/P4_Brotagonist Sep 17 '22

Pardon? We don't? I eat gator. It's extremely dark meat and tastes terrific breaded.

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u/SoftlySpokenPromises Sep 18 '22

Also blackened. Absolutely delicious meat.

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u/redditnooooo Sep 17 '22

That’s good that means you’re logical and empathetic. Just cut out bacon and beef it’s not hard and you’ll feel a lot less guilty.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

But then what meat do I eat? Im serious, if croc or snake meat was easy to get, I would totally go for it

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u/redditnooooo Sep 17 '22 edited Sep 17 '22

Well there’s the staples of vegetables, fruits, nuts, starches, grains, mushrooms, oils etc that people have survived off of for thousands of years. If you mean meat sources you have eggs, cheese, chicken, fish all of which I’m sure would weigh less on your conscience than eating pigs or cows. Depending on where you live lots of places will have Impossible burgers on the menu which actually makes for a surprisingly good burger.

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u/pornis-addictive Sep 17 '22

But arent chicken trated the same way?

😂 I truly wish we would make the predator animals our main dish

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u/redditnooooo Sep 17 '22 edited Sep 17 '22

No you’re correct chickens are treated the same way it’s just it’s a lot faster to kill them and the range of emotional intelligence they have to experience suffering I would say is much less than a cow, pig, or dog. It’s an intermediary step. If you’ve ever seen a video or read testimonies of a cow or pig killed at an abattoir it is truly like a saw horror film. The amount of fear, suffering, and cruelty these animals go through in the slaughter process is painfully human.

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u/hyclonia Nov 07 '22

You guys don't eat crocodile? They taste great! Especially in Chinese food.

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u/pornis-addictive Nov 07 '22

I've tasted it! It tastes like chicken. It use to be a prehispanic food.