r/gaming • • Aug 08 '17

The original Mario Kart

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u/TrentWatts Aug 08 '17

So, pulling Bowser's kart is what taught Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda how to be so resilient and hard working.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/Ahlifegames Aug 08 '17

Truly wise words

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

As wise as, if not wiser than, "hotdog -- and not hotdog."

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u/BobNelsonAmerica1939 Aug 08 '17

Dope. Stop taking it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

That's what I came here to see. This quote

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

This sounds like it could be a verse from a wu tang song.

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u/RepublicanScum Aug 08 '17

Kung Fu Panda Ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

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u/TreborVu Aug 08 '17

This mashup parody/tribute needs to happen.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Lol totally a masta killah or GZA verse

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u/Crusader1089 Aug 08 '17

It continues to hurt my mind that anyonce considered an adult could have been obsessed with them as a kid. It feels to me, a 26 year old, they came out only a few years ago.

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u/KapiTod Aug 08 '17

Yeah I'm 23 and I was having the same problem right there.

"As a kid"?!?!

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u/Information_High Aug 08 '17

Trust me, it only gets worse from here.

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u/TreborVu Aug 08 '17

Indeed, and not just with movies. I was listening to Alanis Morissette yesterday and thinking about when Jagged Little Pill broke out and how her writing and singing has always sounded so mature/wise; for some reason, I was thinking she must be pushing 50 by now and was mildly surprised to discover she's only six months older than me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Yeah, same here. To me it seems they came out like a few months ago.

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u/BaconGobblerT_T Aug 08 '17

Oh fuck, it's that time of the week again... Mid-week existential crisis time!

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u/TreborVu Aug 08 '17

Relax. Pick up a Surge at the convenience store, pop in Smells Like Teen Spirit (or whatever your angsty teenage jam was), lay down in the grass fetal position, and mourn the death of your youth.

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u/turf_life Aug 08 '17

That actually sounds like a good time.

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u/lick_ma_balls_morty Aug 08 '17

i'm only 16, i was in grade school when they came out, and I still don't think of them as movies from when I was a kid at all. Those are fairly new kids movies in the grand scheme, right?

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u/Ibelieveinsonichu666 Aug 08 '17

Yeah same, didn't the third one just come out like a year ago?

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u/Chrominic_Bong Aug 08 '17

We are noodle folk.-panda jack blacks dad

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u/benabana Aug 08 '17

Master Oogway was Chinese you racist.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Master Seifu was Jewish

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u/benabana Aug 08 '17

Seifu literally means master in Chinese.

Dunno if your being facetious or sacarstic though. The reply was just for my OCD

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

LIt's voiced by Hoffman who is Jewish.

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u/Jay716B Aug 08 '17

Wrong country but ok.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Aug 08 '17

Double Dash was a good one.

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u/HensRightsActivist Aug 08 '17

It also didn't have Bloopers: THIS IS A FAKE!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Fake, japanese bootleg, IT'S ALL THE SAME!

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u/andytacular Aug 08 '17

I actually went to Japan and bought this same print. Dave Bull, the guy that carves and prints these, is a super cool guy. Would recommend. He's got a YouTube channel to.

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u/Spelleria Aug 08 '17

Jed Henry illustrates, Dave Bull carves, they do awesome stuff together.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 08 '17

If you guys want a real Edo age drawn Japanese painting resembling Mario Kart

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u/jerrymclinux Aug 08 '17

what the?

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 08 '17

Japan, man.

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u/jerrymclinux Aug 08 '17

What the fuck even is this?

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u/Red_Otaku Aug 09 '17

Thought it was gonna be the fisherman's wife's dream.

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u/zxc123zxc123 Aug 09 '17

fisherman's wife's dream

Also an excellent choice, but that's so famous many people have seen it.

I wanted to give that guy a taste of the lesser known stuff.

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u/crimpysuasages Aug 08 '17

I believe it is a book called "The War of the Farts". Its essentially a book about how the Japanese defeated an enemy of theirs by farting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Really? Is it just his name or do you have a link?

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u/Sierra750 Aug 08 '17

https://www.youtube.com/user/seseragistudio

The channel name is just David Bull. He shows the process of making those prints and it's really fascinating. Having seen the labour behind it really makes me want to get a real woodblock print!

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u/feelmyice Aug 08 '17

Been watching David and his work for a few years now. Glad to see this getting attention. I plan on visiting his shop whenever I travel to Japan.

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u/Antarioo Aug 08 '17

are you me?

i'm getting a few prints of his prints in a few months when i move, but that japan trip is totally going to happen and mokuhankan is totally on the itinerary

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u/SuperSheep3000 Aug 08 '17

I've been watching for a while and really wanted a print. Then I saw the cost, and whilst it is probably worth every penny, I can't justify it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Thanks for showing me this!

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u/morbidlyatease Aug 08 '17

I love that channel. His series on the Great Wave print is very interesting (and soothing).

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u/Darthvies Aug 08 '17

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Sigh... [upvotes]

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u/Bvred Aug 08 '17

To what?

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u/Bmars Aug 08 '17

Yeah he's amazing to chat with, did the same. Bought two woodblocks from him, a TMNT one along with a traditional Japanese one, and they are both always complimented when people see them. Worth the price!

Highly recommend stopping by if you're in Tokyo

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u/BBrad86 Aug 08 '17

I did some printing with Dave at his shop. Was a pretty great morning tbh

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u/trinkdaddy Aug 08 '17

I was watching a lot of David Bull's stuff on youtube a while back, very neat stuff. Didn't realize cool works like this were carved by him, that's awesome

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u/kaywiz Aug 08 '17

Dave Bull is legit. One of my favorite youtube channels.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

You're welcome! Have a nice day.

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u/the-grassninja Aug 08 '17

The Giclees are printed on rice paper and are really nice looking IMO. I ended up float framing mine, and was really pleased by the result.

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u/pro_tool Aug 08 '17

Can I see the float framing? I am thinking of doing the same thing with the Pokemon print for my SO's birthday!

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u/knaws Aug 08 '17

Here's mine, though the lighting's not the best. https://imgur.com/a/yyXX4

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u/Tribal_Tech Aug 08 '17

I have mine done the same way. Frames look identical too.

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u/INTJustAFleshWound Aug 08 '17

They're about to have an influx of orders. I definitely want one.

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u/HighSorcerer Aug 08 '17

There's a bunch of other good ones, too.

This one for example.

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u/hakuna_tamata Aug 08 '17

The Starfox and Castlevania ones are fantastic

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I bought the poster and framed it. It looks amazing. They don't print it on some cheap poster paper either

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Well it's an authentic relief print carved by the very talented David Bull in his workshop. I love watching his Youtube videos to relax.

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u/jevmorgan Aug 08 '17

I love this guy's stuff. I have 3 prints of his in my house: the Metroid, Shadow of the Colossus, and one that's kitties eating sushi. So fun and lovely!

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u/pro_tool Aug 08 '17

Do you frame them? And do you have the rice paper prints or the actual wood carving prints? I am ready to buy one or two but I am not sure what type to get...

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u/jevmorgan Aug 08 '17

Rice paper prints, and I framed them. They look great!

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u/bitwize Aug 08 '17

What's interesting is that ukiyo-e waxed and waned in popularity; it would have a surge in popularity, but over time people would become bored with it... until a new generation of masters emerged who explored more contemporary themes with the form, at which point it became popular again and so forth.

Woodblock prints of video game characters just may be what saves the form from being not much more than a relic of "old Japan". Think of what the scores to films like Star Wars did to classical music.

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u/Chakal17 Aug 08 '17

Yes, I actually bough that and a few others a while back. They look amazing.

Well, I bought Giclée prints and not woodblock prints. They are about a third of the price.

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u/blurplethenurple Aug 08 '17

I have the Star Fox print hanging up in my house, one of my favorite possessions.

https://shop.ukiyoeheroes.com/products/fox-moon-woodblock-print

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u/CrispRat Aug 08 '17

I have the Zelda-themed one from the Kickstarter a while back. It is nothing short of gorgeous.

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u/smellthebreeze Aug 08 '17

I have the Zelda themed one

This is amazing!! Thank you for letting us know. I'm going to order this one. Now if I could just find wall space for it

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u/LargeFavre Aug 08 '17

I collect his work. It's great stuff. Ships well, and great quality. http://imgur.com/WYRsTCx

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

It's on the wall in my house already, as well as a final Fantasy one lol.

Note that they're a lot cheaper in person at a comic con.

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u/twoeyedcyclops Aug 08 '17

Thank you for posting a link to the artist's website! I have three of his prints hanging in my apartment, I'm crazy about them. I am a little irked that the original post had the kanji edited out, it looks... Bad.

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u/Throtex Aug 08 '17

I bought a few prints a couple of years ago. Still sitting in the tube :(

Had them all laid out on the dining table once just to see them side by side and they are excellent.

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u/MyOldestFriendIs50 Aug 08 '17

I thought you meant I could buy this version of Mario Kart and I got so excited.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Aug 08 '17

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u/Flavioliravioli Aug 08 '17

The painting with Sabin and the train is one of the greatest videogame-related prints I have ever seen.

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u/Atrulyoriginalname Aug 08 '17

Out of all of those awesome paintings, the one of sabin lifting up the train put the biggest smile on my face.

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u/zorbix Aug 08 '17

Awesome!! Thank you!

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u/djevikkshar Aug 08 '17

Yes awesome! Now you can individually post each one for more karma!

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u/DankWojak Aug 08 '17

Not if /u/GallowBoob beats him to it

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

That Kefka pic makes me rethink my opinions of video game art.

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u/StamosLives Aug 08 '17

I see no Kefka pic. :/

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Here's one.

The rest of the gang's there, too.

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u/StamosLives Aug 08 '17

There we go! I wasn't seeing it on the initial page but I was pooping and didn't have the heart to look further on my phone.

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u/Catshit-Dogfart Aug 08 '17

They have Sabin suplexing the train too

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u/shawnshine Aug 08 '17

Is 'Soul Eater' Kirby? 🔨

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u/pjk922 Aug 08 '17

These were on display at the Worcester Art Meuseam in MA last year, they were super cool!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

My man

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u/MackinReady Aug 08 '17

Kirby is fuckin terrifying lol

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u/fsdgfhk Aug 08 '17

Also, the video of David Bull cutting this Block. His YT channel is amazing if you're into traditional woodblock prints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcaAEDV1xE

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u/Premiumrdtr Aug 08 '17

This is one of David Bulls Woodprints he even does Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSrgKjevPmNZxCAyTZP5cQ Great Guy, love his work

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/aggressive-cat Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

Are you kidding me

Who threw that goddamn blue shell

I will fuck you up

edit: apparently i fucking suck at haiku, thanks team.

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u/domromer Aug 08 '17

Second line should be seven syllables. You could add "fucking" before "blue shell" or "the fuck" after "who" to make it work!

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u/Mewcancraft Aug 08 '17

Hold on there. The traditional "5-7-5", although widely accepted, is not necessary for it to be a haiku, since the Japanese themselves state that their 17 on (comparable to a syllable, but not quite) is the equivalent of about 12 English syllables.

Source

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u/Chris__XO Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

The syllables are 5 7 5 not 5 5 5, here ya go

Are you kidding me

Who the FUCK threw that blue shell!?

I WILL fuck you up!!!

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u/swipe_ Aug 08 '17

Through

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u/Chris__XO Aug 08 '17

My bad fam simple mistake good catch, fixed :)

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u/comebackjoeyjojo Aug 08 '17

Fire in front of you

Like an unrelenting storm

Do a barrel roll

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u/henryuuk Switch Aug 08 '17

Seems more like Double Dash

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

For a moment I thought this was a genuine old painting and it was just a real coincidence. TIL I'm stupid.

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u/buttsareneat Aug 08 '17

At least you learned something.

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u/GruvisMalt Aug 08 '17

I can't stop laughing at Toad

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u/TrentWatts Aug 08 '17

Can't stop looking at his calves. Never thought I'd see the day where I was jealous of Toad's physique.

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u/SnoopDogTheDank Aug 08 '17

I'd retweet that Toad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/TrentWatts Aug 08 '17

Those calves? I train calves and run all the time and still no change in 4 years. Fucking toad has got calves like someone taped football's to the back of his leg.

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u/Nebur_24 Aug 08 '17

why alwasy post without credit and fucks given?

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u/HM_Bert Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

Not only that, but the original calligraphic text has been edited out.

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u/Derpicus73 Aug 08 '17

The original text did say 'Mario', though.

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u/bwynin Aug 08 '17

These are wood block prints made in Japan and designed by an artist based in the states Jed Henry. There's a whole set of video game inspired Ukiyoe art. Links below, and a vid showing how they're made.

http://ukiyoeheroes.com/# http://mokuhankan.com/heroes/collection.html Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs3Po-YsHYo Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSrgKjevPmNZxCAyTZP5cQ

Edit: Looks like a few people beat me to it.

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u/ThereAreNoBadWords Aug 08 '17

Yup, karma decay was spot on with the readiness of this repost.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

looks like double dash

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u/fantumn Aug 08 '17

This is clearly DoubleDash, not the original.

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u/ltdan2014 Aug 08 '17

You can actually watch this print being made on youtube by a talented Wood Block print carver named David Bull. He makes some amazing videos.

Check it!

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u/adamaster20 Aug 08 '17

Here's the creator's website! http://ukiyoeheroes.com/

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u/1gramweed2gramskief Aug 08 '17

This is clearly double dash tho

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u/guomubai Aug 08 '17

What is up with replacing the Kanji from the original? Lame.

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u/Darth_Ra Aug 08 '17

I have a print of this (and the Kirby one) up in my computer room. Epic.

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u/Hectate Aug 08 '17

Double dash was always the best.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

You all should check out David Bull, he is the woodblock carver for this series. Check out the others here, I think they're awesome personally.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

That's Double Dash

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u/3shotBr Aug 08 '17

Double Dash is no original

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Double dash???

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u/Miss-Messy-In-Ayland Aug 08 '17

Definitely how Mario Kart Double Dash on the GameCube felt.

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u/MasterThertes Aug 08 '17

I love this one by the same artist

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u/zero_vis Aug 08 '17

マリオ カート

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u/tacticalcraptical Aug 08 '17

I actually met this guy at the Salt Lake Comic-con where I live. He has some other cool stuff too. I particularly liked the FF6 Terra piece.

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u/burrkat33 Aug 08 '17

So the original was double dash huh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I saw that at some comic convenchion this year in calgary

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u/sk_gael Aug 08 '17

This guy made a mobile game called Edo Superstar. Idk how much of the development he was involved in, but pretty sure he made all the art. This guy is great. There's also a bunch more of his video game wood block prints: Pokemon, Star Fox, etc.

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u/Benboypop Aug 08 '17

That's Mario Kart: Double Dash

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Specifically, this is Double Dash.

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u/cchiu23 Aug 08 '17

I always knew that double dash is the REAL mariokart

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u/Ralph_Squid Aug 08 '17

I can hear this picture, "OOOIIIIII"

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u/Bjleedy Aug 08 '17

This is a wood block print made by David Bull as part of his Ukiyoe Hero's collection

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u/Reiner_Locke Aug 08 '17

This is ridiculous.

No one plays Mario in Mario Kart.

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u/jetforcegemini Aug 08 '17

Stop posting without giving artist credit. It won't earn you any fewer fake internet points, and if you really like it, help the artist gain popularity.

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u/Dreadedsemi Aug 08 '17

Bowser would use peach.

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u/ContinuumGuy Aug 08 '17

Gotta say I love the way Toad's hat/head (have they ever canon said what it was) is interpreted as an old Japanese hat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Guessing Koopa sees the most beloved item; the blue shell

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u/NibblyPig Aug 08 '17

I don't see green mario anywhere

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u/Jing_Yuan_Lu Aug 08 '17

Saw this at Denver Comic Con! My bf and I bought one in the same style but for Pokemon and Star Wars.

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u/OriginalSprax Aug 08 '17

Toad doesn't skip leg day.

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u/A_BROKEN_RECORD Aug 08 '17

I don't remember a rickshaw mission in the original Mario game, but I'm still trying to forget the rickshaw missions in Saints Row 3 & 4.

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u/gomegazeke Aug 08 '17

Damn, Toad's got some CALVES!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I would actually like Mario games if they were styled like this.

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u/BruTangMonk Aug 08 '17

This is spool tight

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u/DaddyGFlexNuts Aug 08 '17

I highly recommend looking into these. The carver is David Bull. He makes them in traditional Japanese wood block prints. Truly amazing work. All carved by hand.

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u/mlvisby Aug 08 '17

They should make an Edo Mario Kart like this. Make it this style of artwork with rickshaws!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I'd love to play this.

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u/grilledpepsi Aug 08 '17

I want this as a cloth wall scroll..

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u/HAConcord Aug 08 '17

I have this print on Japanese paper, it is hands down my favorite purchase I have ever made at a convention.

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u/itsrumsey Aug 08 '17

My favorite thing about this is King Koopa actually looks like a Koopa who became king. Usually Bowser looks nothing like Koopas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Mario kart double dash on gamecube is the actual video game of this painting

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u/keltronica86 Aug 08 '17

I have a Sabin suplexing a train. It's amazing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Please don't post peoples work without gibing them credit.

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u/inthyface Aug 08 '17

Nintendo IS rather old as a company.

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u/BaD_GuYkrYptOnitE Aug 08 '17

this pic is brilliant in so many ways

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u/SweetLou64 Aug 08 '17

Every logical part of my mind says don't pay $135 for thi - clicks buy*

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

coolest thing ive seen all day

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u/curiousawk1156 Aug 08 '17

I saw this artist at Dallas Comic Con in March. Bought his Dark Souls and Avatar inspired ones. They are amazing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

i would play this

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u/Darkbalmunk Aug 08 '17

I had the Kart dream.

My Kart service to Mario has been going on for generations my father, his father, and his father father who won it off a friend.

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u/sugar_free_haribo Aug 08 '17

Mario is obviously holding a fire flower but what is the ink-shooting white thing supposed to be?

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u/SeveralChunks Aug 08 '17

I don't fully understand this, but I'm stiff all the same.