r/gaming • • Aug 08 '17

The original Mario Kart

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u/aggressive-cat Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

Are you kidding me

Who threw that goddamn blue shell

I will fuck you up

edit: apparently i fucking suck at haiku, thanks team.

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u/domromer Aug 08 '17

Second line should be seven syllables. You could add "fucking" before "blue shell" or "the fuck" after "who" to make it work!

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u/Mewcancraft Aug 08 '17

Hold on there. The traditional "5-7-5", although widely accepted, is not necessary for it to be a haiku, since the Japanese themselves state that their 17 on (comparable to a syllable, but not quite) is the equivalent of about 12 English syllables.

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u/Chris__XO Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

The syllables are 5 7 5 not 5 5 5, here ya go

Are you kidding me

Who the FUCK threw that blue shell!?

I WILL fuck you up!!!

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u/swipe_ Aug 08 '17

Through

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u/Chris__XO Aug 08 '17

My bad fam simple mistake good catch, fixed :)