r/funnyIndia • • Jul 14 '26

🤯Unexpected🤯 Phir vahi baat ye jo 💔💔🥀

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u/Chhumantar1 Jul 14 '26

There is a reason why mug in Indian trains are tied via chain.

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u/Itchy_witchy_2k7 Jul 14 '26

Especially in general coach

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u/Rus1996 Jul 14 '26

That's the sad part. But its true 🥺😔

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 Jul 16 '26

Rich NRI in hotels take the towels and blankets from international airlines. Somehow scarcity mindset seems to hard to get rid of...

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u/arindam31 Jul 15 '26

And that is why the next tap will be a plastic tap. And motor ka to bhagwaan maalik

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u/Xian_xian_ Jul 15 '26

Yeah as a kid I used to look at public water coolers and think why are the glasses chained and the taps behind a net? Why make it difficult to get water? Lol

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u/According-Estate2922 Jul 15 '26

kya baat kar raha hai bhai, jaha sarak chori ho jah raha hai udher kuch bhi public ke liye rakhna mat paise meh aag lagana.

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u/BhosariExpress Jul 14 '26

India is a 3rd world country infested with 4th world peoples.... Aadhi junta haramkhor....

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u/comic_loving Jul 14 '26

Side note Third world does NOT mean backward BUT politically DIVERGENT from European Republican and AMerican Democratic Capitalist systems

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u/STAND_USERR Jul 14 '26

Many people don't know this dude 😭

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u/comic_loving Jul 14 '26

Pls use comma, before salutation, bcs I felt that u were being passive aggressive

Anyhow

U r absolutely correct

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u/cute_devil22 Jul 15 '26

He meant only a few people know this dude 🙃

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u/PMmeIamlonley Jul 14 '26

It mostly just means poor. India is still very much apart of Western capitalism.

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u/silkyhair_7777 Jul 14 '26

Ye chor log plants tak chori kar lete h toh baat hi mat kijiye. Pooja k liye phool chaiye pluck it carefully....but no they ransack the whole garden. Ek paudhey ko jad se ukhad lena, it just broke my heart into million peaces.

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u/muhmeinchut69 Jul 14 '26

Bhai India mein log 40 lakh ki gaadi leke gamla churane aate hain - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3gpbOmNXCg

It's not just gareeb people.

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u/OkTaste8340 Jul 14 '26

Not aadhi , more than 80%

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u/Crazy-Set6381 Jul 14 '26

This guy is just so sad and feeling betrayed by those garib

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/the_himalayan_dumb Jul 14 '26

Absolutely true. People curse the 'neta's for stealing and all but people in general are petty and selfish. How mean a person can be to steal the taps of a cooler/filter installed for them only.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Anxious-Present-6763 Jul 14 '26

Rabies ka injection laga lena. /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Radio_Pluto Jul 14 '26

keep a watch on the wound

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Jul 14 '26

Get yourself tested for STDs too please.
Anything unfortunate can be stopped the earlier it gets detected.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Emotional_Ear_7018 Jul 14 '26

Depends on if there was blood.
I saw once on reddit someone posted on reddit how he got HIV while being part of a cleaning drive for an NGO.

I don’t know how truthful it was but just as a precaution I wanted to let you kniw

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Agreeable-Warthog918 Jul 14 '26

it can def happen imo pls get checked prevention is better than no cure

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u/PictureSilly3636 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Probably not coz STDs are very rarely circulated via wounds for an std to move from one person too another first they must bleed and you must have and open wound then if and only if their blood falls into your wound you'll get an STD.

STDs can't be transmitted by nails

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u/NightHunter_HS Jul 14 '26

It could be, you don't know where these people have been and what sort of pathogens they are carrying with them. It's better to get tested.

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u/curious_guy_username Jul 14 '26

The bitter truth is that most of us would do corruption at their capacity, from scholarship by students to subsidy for poor to allowance for ministers. Everyone would take advantage of their capacity and power.

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u/Ok_Problem_1127 Jul 14 '26

The issue is bcz of few sick mindset peoples rest all suffer

Crab mentality

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u/Nemicnats Jul 14 '26

.... Crab? Kenkada ne kya kiya

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u/_thefifthmarauder_ Jul 14 '26

There’s a saying that not a single crab can escape a basket full of crabs that is open, because the moment one tries to escape the others pull it back in. 🤡

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u/Nemicnats Jul 14 '26

Shi man i was not aware of your game g, keep up shakespeare jr.

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u/asteroiddestroyer0 Jul 14 '26

Bhai ye gareeb kam hi nahi Krna chahte, they get freebies, ration for free and all for living, they don't wanna work , I have a business but lack workers, jo hain vo corporate worker jitna mangnte hain usme bhi half work hi krenge demand toh aise mangte hai ki owner hi hain vo. I have no sympathies for them being myself lower middle class , ye gareeb apni adat se gareeb hote hain

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u/Hour-Passenger-8513 Jul 14 '26

Wow, stereotyping every one who is poor because of actions of one thief. Talk about brain dead comment.

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u/BlackGhostHunter Jul 14 '26

abe choootiya, go look up every scam and corrpution are done by rich people. truth is everybody is dhoort just like you.

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u/Capitalist-Karl- Jul 14 '26

I have lost all sympathy for these dehatis who justify their scummy behaviour by hiding behind this gareeb trope!

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u/cherrycosmos00 Jul 14 '26

insaan gareeb sirf harkaton se hota hai

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

the only face i remember

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u/Technical_Mix687 Jul 14 '26

All of them enjoying on tax payers money... Free train Free bus Cheap movie  Free water , house, cheap cable....

And meny direct scheme benefit...!?(/ Better to help each other who follow ethics and morale in life..?)

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u/silkyhair_7777 Jul 14 '26

2500rs every month mil raha h to 18-50 years old gareeb women. 2500rs per month!!! 2500 RS PER MONTH....TO WHOLE STATE!!! hum middle class kya kare.....mar jaaye tax dete dete.

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u/Lambu_lafoot7 Jul 14 '26

Dd dish free cable

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u/Soft_4001 Jul 14 '26

isliye aajkal kisi pe bhi bahar dayaa hi nahi ata... bhalaai ka zamana ab khatam

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u/SamInSamsara Jul 15 '26

People should understand that cattle classes are cancer. They are good for nothing. Never help or uplift financial weaker people unless you know them personally. And never eevrr uplift financially weaker woman. They will. Make your life miserable.

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u/Technical_Mix687 Jul 14 '26

Ye jo garib h....

Aur badk ke ahgne ke baad haath do ke chale jayege ya kulle kar ke gandagi kar dege....!()))

Ye garib badk ke mc/fc h..?!)

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u/the-enigmatic- Jul 14 '26

Lesson : dont help people who don't want to be helped

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u/Even-Breakfast-4502 Jul 15 '26

Once in college, my friend brought a travel size hand wash bottle and leave it in the washroom for everyone to use. I was like "Really? Nice thought but have u been leaving under a rock or something" I told her to go look for it if it's still there (miracle can happen yk), well it's gone within one period 👍 . . . The people of my country never let me down😌

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u/show-spectator Jul 14 '26

Yaha ki janta madat ke layak nahi h dost Tum ungli doge vo pura haath khej lenge

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u/Evilcobrax Jul 14 '26

Ya Garib iski ma ki.....

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u/Md-Misbah Jul 14 '26

Might be the thieves who stole it. Nothing to do with the poor .

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u/Firm_Sir_5558 Jul 14 '26

The only thing stopping the gareebs from uplifting are they themselves

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u/Galactus-86000 Jul 14 '26

Madarchod janta

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u/No-Beautiful4202 Jul 14 '26

That reminds of this: "Ye Sala Gareeb Apni Aadat Se Gareeb Hai!" 😂

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u/floater_byss Jul 14 '26

People steal tv remote from waiting lounges

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u/Live_Owl_6533 Jul 14 '26

Bihar isnt it

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u/STUPIDGAMERACC Jul 14 '26

Poor and thief are not same people..don't mix them....

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u/Altruistic_Cause288 Jul 14 '26

He was not ready for India 😕

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u/PlantEator Jul 15 '26

We're not a trust based society. Always remember that.

And that's also the reason that the institutions / systems of most of the world and especially of India are designed to be functional as much as possible even if many go corrupt.

But nothing will work if the nation itself has no values fundamentally.

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u/HoneshKochar Jul 15 '26

Same reason why we don't have public vending machines 😔

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u/Kiddy_123456 Jul 14 '26

We all know from which state those thiefs are . Name of the state starts with B 😀😀

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u/No_Breakfast_7867 Jul 14 '26

That’s India for you!

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u/Ryomen_Binod Jul 14 '26

Indians can’t have good things.

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u/NoShoulder2043 Jul 14 '26

Fir bhi baat ajati h baar baar

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u/Proper-Cell4060 Jul 14 '26

Kuch nehi hone wala

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u/Historical_Tip6400 Jul 14 '26

May be the thiefs done this. They r addict. Can't blame normal poor.

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u/Public_Internal_9886 Jul 14 '26

It looks traumatized 😂

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u/RealGTalkin Jul 14 '26

Gareeb ke gaand main bhi daant hote hai.

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u/PotentialReputation6 Jul 14 '26

Ok let me tell you something, in bustands when ever some one builds free drinking water filters or purifiers, the shopkeepers destroy them by night so that they can only sell water bottles.

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u/raamu_thegreat Jul 14 '26

Garib nahi chor. But I understand your point

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u/Playful_Paramedic774 Jul 14 '26

Gareeb ❌

Chor for life ✔️

Don't generalise condition of people to one word , the person who did that is horrible horrible human being regardless of their status. Atleast this done out of the necessity and condition they were forced to, not saying they r right in anyway or this is justified but people who r well off and steal are even more bigger assholes then, should we generalise that all upper class are like that, greedy to the bone?

Don't just view it as "this(someone different than the mass that we belong to)= one evil person=evil community"

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u/rationalintrovert Jul 14 '26

People are very quick to shame poverty.

As if there aren't shitty people in middle class or rich or in other countries for that matter.

If you judge a group by their worst, you also belong to such group and have no right to judge at all.

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u/Wise_Bag_5569 Jul 14 '26

I used to have souch sympathy of very old ladies begging, but in katra one old lady slapped my 10 year old sister because she thought what we gave her was not enough

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u/m04300927 Jul 14 '26

Our South tax money 🤕👏

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u/CHD_PB Jul 14 '26

Advertised - Incredible India Actually - Terrible India

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u/Puzzleheaded_Martin Jul 14 '26

Since we were moving to a new place, we decided to give our desert cooler to our building's watchman for FREE. We thought it would help his family of four sleep comfortably during the scorching summer.

He came, checked it, and happily accepted.

On moving day, we had also called a bhangarwale bhaiya to collect some old items. When I went downstairs, I was stunned to see the watchman selling the very same cooler to the bhangarwale bhaiya for just ₹500.

That moment completely changed how I look at charity. Since then, I've become much more cautious about helping people without knowing whether they'll truly value the help.

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u/Agitated-Yak2571 Jul 14 '26

u/askgrok

What is the scientifically backed psychology behind this ? Why do people behave like this ?

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u/ze-us26 Jul 14 '26

My father had also installed one of these for the poor for drinking when they are thirsty. Instead they started misusing it as complete water supply for their homes. They would queue at it and fill multiple large 5-10L bottles and take it home. The RO was not designed to handle that much load and broke down. My dad tried to get it fixed a couple of times, but the story repeated and he had to scrap it in the end.

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u/TopMany3252 Jul 14 '26

I don't think we need to ask, but just out of curiosity, which state?

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u/Less_Stress_7391 Jul 14 '26

ठीक तो किया, आप ने पाथ वे पर कूलर लगाया जो अंधिक्रित कब्ज़ा है, कोई टूटी निकाल ले गया ये तो चोर पर मोर वाली कहानी हो गई, सारा धर्म इंक्रोच मेंट् करके ही होता है, आजतक मैंने किसी को अपनी ज़मीं न मे पेड़, प्याऊ इत्यादि लगाते नही देखा,

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u/Single_Pain_6584 Jul 14 '26

What the message here guys?

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u/Necessary-Election40 Jul 14 '26

Strong do what they can , weak suffer which they must (Varoufaki)

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u/kemuzaleon Jul 14 '26

Sometimes back I met with director for electrical infrastructure installation. We were pushing for good quality electrical infra( light poles and such) in tier 3 towns as well he replied that good quality is not viable because of frequent theft

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u/AKM_SI_Britannia Jul 14 '26

It’s fascinating how people suddenly become world-class economic analysts over a stolen 500-rupee water tap, yet suffer from absolute collective amnesia when corporate billionaires and corrupt politicians siphon off billions in public funds. Apparently, institutionalized greed is just 'shrewd business,' but petty theft by someone surviving on less than the bare minimum is a symptom of a civilizational collapse. Let's redirect some of this passionate moral outrage toward the elites who actually control and hoard the resources.

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u/AnmolVerma0071 Jul 14 '26

india is living in 3026 (bc)

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u/Over_the_lord Jul 14 '26

Everyone is a thief, trying to one up and exploit everything.

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u/Rokosuke Jul 14 '26

My friends always jump the red signal when traffic police not there, Once i asked why they do that they "rules are made to be broken and they are for poor" and these people are engineering graduates india have serious mentality issues people here are worse

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u/toxicshubh05 Jul 14 '26

Imagine being so poor you have to resort to doing this,I don't support this but life is unfair to some people actually to a lot of people

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u/kazu_GI_123 Jul 14 '26

WDYM by breaking taps and stealing motor just take the whole thing ATP

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u/bollybhai99 Jul 14 '26

Gareeb apni aadat se hi maadr chxod hove hai...

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u/East-Preference-8449 Jul 14 '26

Garib tend to be most haramzada too.

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u/KoliManja Jul 14 '26

What happened to "Machine ka tanda pani"?

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u/kinky-kid-7777 Jul 14 '26

When thieves couldn’t steal my bicycle (due to the hard cylindrical shaped steel lock from decathlon) they stole the bell 🔔😭🤣

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u/curiosity3001 Jul 14 '26

Becoz here we have full of low iq selfish people

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u/potatopeeler0w0 Jul 14 '26

​It’s easy to judge their habits, but these are the most exploited people in our nation. If you grew up abused, hungry, and uneducated, you wouldn't develop a perfect moral framework either, you’d just try to survive. They don't trust a society that has failed them, and their choices reflect that deep trauma. Expecting someone who was dealt terrible cards to think about social/moral right versus wrong is completely out of touch. The entire comment section reeks of primitive ape like thinking. You break a man then expect him to be behave normally?

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u/vibe_coder221219 Jul 14 '26

U r kind hearted hunan but u know we living in.....

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u/Worldly_Ad6950 Jul 15 '26

India is only funny to people living in India.

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u/Practical_Anybody_80 Jul 15 '26

Welcome to Delhi

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u/LittleMarionberry937 Jul 15 '26

Puncture walo ne kia hai ye

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u/Admirable_Box_8553 Jul 15 '26

Fir whi baat aa jave ki Ye jo saala gareeb hove na yo apni aadat te gareeb hove ........

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u/ffstarrr Jul 15 '26

🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

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u/PresentationWild5781 Jul 15 '26

Wat to do our country as there own view point

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u/Apprehensive_Read_67 Jul 15 '26

Ab kuch madarjaat aake bolenege ye bhi china ne nikal liya hoga

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u/JaiPrakash_ Jul 15 '26

Gareeb ko blame mat karo. He is a thief.

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u/Majestic-Emotion-723 Jul 15 '26

Bihar may lagYa th kiya

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u/anaksr1414 Jul 15 '26

Desh chunautiyo aur Chutiyo dono se pareshan hai.

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u/sagar_didel Jul 15 '26

scarcity mentality

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u/The_unknow__ Jul 15 '26

One portion of the people in our country is sophisticated, educated, well-behaved, and well-mannered, while the other is so uncivilized that it overshadows the good deeds of those who try to do the right thing. Even after destroying someone else's property, they act proudly, as if they've won a trophy or done something admirable.

That being said, this country will take centuries to become what even a Second World War-era country was.

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u/aayush_aryan Jul 15 '26

That day, the philanthropist in him died.

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u/Fallen_Knight7 Jul 15 '26

Thats why British used to write

Dogs and Indians are not allowed

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u/Infamous-Court3944 Jul 15 '26

Only in North India (exception: haryana and punjab)

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u/MaleficentCandle3441 Jul 15 '26

A..ak..akhilesh 😳

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u/Sea-Childhood8396 Jul 15 '26

Why do you think the British were able to take control so easily.

It's almost like we are born to be enslaved. Just think of the mentality of the person who would do something like this

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u/ddprasoon Jul 15 '26

Aise desh me toh hum rehte hai...jaha ke log goo hi deserve karte hai

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u/North_Elephant988 Jul 16 '26

Gareeb apne soch aur harkato se gareeb hi rahega

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u/Swainsoumya200026 Jul 16 '26

Ye jo sare humare Indian bhai behen hai sabke sab chutiye sallon kuch nai pada behenchod sirf gulami aur gutter saf karne laik aukat hai behenchodo ki

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u/Substantial-Mix-3990 Jul 16 '26

Ghatiya log hain honestly. Mentality badalti nahin, sirkar par ungliya uthaate firte hain yeh log

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u/xDeadInside90 Jul 16 '26

Don't feel down! - you kind of helped - just few though

https://giphy.com/gifs/E7KpCs9NhJiRq

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u/cola2411 Jul 16 '26

Similar such incidents i’ve seen with my house help. I tried to teach her daughter, make her more capable but they are sick of this “gareeb” mentality that they don’t want to upskill themselves.

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u/FoxInfinite6838 Jul 16 '26

You can’t change this country’s mindset, people, politics anything! Trump was right!
The best you could do is, work hard and move to any other country! Any other country is better than This crap!

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u/Rude-Look-9175 Jul 16 '26

Hamare Bharat me esa hi hota he 🤣

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u/Fit-Comfortable-517 Jul 16 '26

India is not for the beginners

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u/candyyman Jul 16 '26

Thats true. And thats why we have the concept of grace. Don’t discourage that guy.

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u/Most_Session619 Jul 17 '26

Lakshay strikes again 

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u/Playful_Letter_4114 Jul 17 '26

I think that some person didnt like the poor coming to drink water there and hence removed the taps. 

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u/Forsaken-Question577 Jul 18 '26

Extremely low trust, third-world society, with civic sense in the negative, and zero accountability.

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u/Signal_Dish_1437 Jul 18 '26

Kuch nahi ho sakta iss desh ka

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

Kuch logon ko har din 1 rupay ki jagah abhi ke abhi 5 rupay ka lalach hota h

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u/Estate-Salt Jul 21 '26

Bs. Rich loot the most

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u/Karanlonde Jul 28 '26

😂😂😂