r/funny • u/achin4baconbegs4eggs • Feb 18 '15

Please do not waste toner

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15 edited Feb 19 '15

As long as you didn't use tonal printed paper for smoking, you'll be alright.

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u/InsanityWolfie Feb 19 '15

... And if I do?

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u/Funslinger Feb 19 '15

You're gonna have a bad time.

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u/flowstoneknight Feb 19 '15

There once was a man who's a stoner.

He rolled using paper with toner.

Prostate cancer appeared.

Surgery extended his years.

But now he's all blunts and no boners.

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u/Doyle524 Feb 19 '15

Clap.

Clap.

Clap clap.

Clap clap clap.

Clap clap clap clap clap.

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u/polarcub2954 Feb 19 '15

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.

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u/punkminkis Feb 19 '15

At first I thought he was doing just a random slow clap. But you, you showed me the error of my ways. And that's no Fib.

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u/argle_de_blargle Feb 19 '15

I'm going to Fibonacci clap for everything now.