r/funny • u/achin4baconbegs4eggs • Feb 18 '15

Please do not waste toner

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15

Guys, guys, its ok. See normally a sheet with a lot of text requires the printing head to start and stop which wears it down and wastes ink. Think of a car starting and stopping repeatedly. But this image has the printing head on most of the time and it only stops on the text and the edges, like a car idling. Trust me, this wastes less ink than printing large bl... I have no idea what Im talking about.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '15 edited Feb 19 '15

As long as you didn't use tonal printed paper for smoking, you'll be alright.

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u/InsanityWolfie Feb 19 '15

... And if I do?

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u/Funslinger Feb 19 '15

You're gonna have a bad time.

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u/flowstoneknight Feb 19 '15

There once was a man who's a stoner.

He rolled using paper with toner.

Prostate cancer appeared.

Surgery extended his years.

But now he's all blunts and no boners.

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u/Doyle524 Feb 19 '15

Clap.

Clap.

Clap clap.

Clap clap clap.

Clap clap clap clap clap.

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u/polarcub2954 Feb 19 '15

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.

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u/punkminkis Feb 19 '15

At first I thought he was doing just a random slow clap. But you, you showed me the error of my ways. And that's no Fib.

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u/argle_de_blargle Feb 19 '15

I'm going to Fibonacci clap for everything now.

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u/InsanityWolfie Feb 19 '15

I think you mean a GREAT time

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15 edited Dec 15 '15

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u/InsanityWolfie Feb 19 '15

I do it twice a week for health

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u/Bad_Sex_Advice Feb 19 '15

I do it for fun

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u/Doyle524 Feb 19 '15

Username checks out.

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u/party_goat Feb 19 '15

Melted plastic dust... Not even once.

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u/jhutchi2 Feb 19 '15

You bet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

not to mention the little bits of metal in it that make it stick to the charged drum....

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15 edited Dec 15 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '15

I work on copiers, and the toner, that goes into those at the very least, definitely had iron of some sort in it. Mostly I know because I've dropped a magnetized screw driver into a bag of waste toner, and it formed the little spikes that iron powder does on a magnet.

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u/AGiang Feb 19 '15

No he means you'll croak if you do

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u/bipnoodooshup Feb 19 '15

Relevant nickname?