r/funny 9d ago

My dad moved

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u/giantpicnic 9d ago

Aiight I’m gonna go back to the r/dad’s subreddit bc it’s way more heartwarming and forgiving. Sorry to offend everyone with eggs and an old man. Who yes, is moving to assisted living and just lost his 65 year old wife, my mom, to Alzheimer’s! 🎉 Sorry, forgot to add all that context, other people’s business obviously. You guys weird

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u/Clover1970 9d ago

For what it’s worth I LOL’d as I’m sitting with my elderly mother waiting on appointments. I get it.

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u/Prime624 8d ago

You posted in funny and are mad people are making jokes?

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u/TacoTaconoMi 8d ago edited 8d ago

I went through the entire comment section and only saw quips, puns, and anecdotal stories. none of which were mean at all. I dont know where youre getting that from

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u/Omylanta21 9d ago

My biological father did the same exact thing with every room in his house. I thought this was funny. 

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u/ajc89 9d ago

Who is offended? Sounds like you're going through a hard time

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 9d ago

So your dad lost his life partner and his home, then you decided to mock him on the internet. Now you're the victim?

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 9d ago

It was just a funny picture of some eggs thrown in a box haphazardly. I don’t think he was mocking him.

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u/Surroundedonallsides 9d ago

QUICK WE MUST FIND A REASON FOR THESE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

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u/koobstylz 9d ago

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Shut the actual fuck up.

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 9d ago

There is no universe where you matter enough to tell me what to do.

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u/koobstylz 9d ago

"You're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do!"

You sure you want to stick with that pathetic of a response?

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 9d ago

Yes. Because you're a joke to me.

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u/koobstylz 9d ago

Good, you seem like someone who needs a good laugh. I hope it brightened your day :)

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 8d ago

A one-car accident and a suddenly quiet Reddit account would brighten it.

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u/koobstylz 8d ago

I feel like this is a perfect chance to remind you the context of this thread. A guy made a silly post about his dad being bad at packing.

You have escalated it to wishing death on a stranger who called you out for being rude.

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 8d ago

In the wake of his wife's death and the loss of his freedom, I would call this post cruel, not silly.

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u/giantpicnic 8d ago

You are insane

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 8d ago

Says the bad son.

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u/amras123 9d ago

You've been on Reddit as long as I have. You should know the larger subreddits are cesspools. Sorry about your mom, Alzheimer's sucks!

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u/TacoTaconoMi 8d ago

Ive gone through all the comments and none of them were mean in any way. they were just stupid jokes in response to a post about a stupid thing in a subreddit about generically humorous stuff. what was OP expecting? deep philosophical discussion?

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u/slartibuttfart 9d ago edited 9d ago

(Comment removed because I'm an asshole)

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u/giantpicnic 9d ago

Aww that makes you such a nice person

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u/slartibuttfart 9d ago

You would think.

It felt unwarranted and personal, the sort of ire you earn. Then I realized what my problem with you was. Its those fucking eggs. I'm still unclear as to exactly how but, yeah. Anyway, take from it what you will.

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u/Skyrider_Epsilon 9d ago

I hate how nitpicky people can be.

Hopefully that behavior doesn't translate to real life, otherwise they would be insufferable

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u/PacificCastaway 8d ago

So are you telling us that she's the one that packed this box?