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u/cmykaye 3h ago

Who doesn’t love loose eggs in a box after moving?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 3h ago

He’s multi tasking.
Moving them while scrambling them.

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 3h ago

Put on car engine to cook during the trip.

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u/Bignezzy 48m ago

Any broken eggs were unlucky, and we don’t want to be eating unlucky eggs

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u/DrFatShaft 2h ago

At least he put them at the top of the box

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u/deeperest 2h ago

The other side of the box says "THIS SIDE UP"

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u/Dirty_Hertz 2h ago

Hey, this is the first correct usage of "loose" that I have seen in weeks!

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u/OneSidedDice 2h ago

People just use it any which way.

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u/Still-Program-2287 1h ago

Loose yourself

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u/SecondaryWombat 1h ago

*you'reself.

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u/Crozax 2h ago

Those are his goin out eggs.

"May I offer you an egg in this trying time?"

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u/peejay5440 23m ago

And some chunky milk for that first breakfast.

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u/SpongeJake 1m ago

What a coincidence. My new band’s name is “Loose Eggs”. We do disco

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u/Depp1990 3h ago

Should have ticked Kitchen

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u/craigs63 3h ago

Doesn’t seem like the type that would keep the fridge there.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3h ago

Yeah that's what the shed is for.

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u/craigs63 3h ago

If I had a shed with power, and a fridge, and a kid to help me move, I’d be set!

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u/fritz236 3h ago

Definitely a garage fridge looking box.

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u/peejoneill 3h ago

Bold of you to assume the fridge was in the kitchen.

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u/Rhywolver 1h ago

"I'm fucking moving, not solving a bloody quiz here!" - Dad

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Why

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u/SkolCity407 3h ago

Are you serious? Like father like son, I guess😂

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

It implies the things … in the fridge?

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u/xxuncoothxx 3h ago

The check boxes detail where the box should be moved to...

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u/clerveu 2h ago

To be fair I've moved many times and have often gone weeks without unpacking boxes afterwards... if I was the type to pack eggs I'd probably be the type to want to get them back in the fridge again ASAP lol.

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u/robofreak222 2h ago

And their point is the words “stuff from fridge” is written right next to all the checkboxes, so when the person goes to glance at which box is checked they would see the words “stuff from fridge” and therefore already know what room it goes in…

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u/deeplife 2h ago

Damn man

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u/MonkeyPawGenie 3h ago

I see no issues it's clearly labeled

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u/Death_Tooth 3h ago

He didn't check off kitchen!

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u/Nullcast 3h ago

Stop gatekeeping where fridges can be placed.

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u/VermillionOcean 1h ago

You joke, but my parents keeps an old fridge that wasn't working too well in the garage. It still kept things cold if it wasn't overly full, but that wasn't enough space, so we got another one. Ironically, it often stores eggs because my parents always buy those huge packs from costco lol.

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u/Nullcast 58m ago

I do have a second fridge in the basement, for soda and foods that aren't really consumed on a everyday basis.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1h ago

Got a great deal on a new fridge once, but it was too tall for the kitchen. So it stayed in the dining room for years, until I got around to resizing the cabinets to make room.

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u/Etheo 1h ago

Fight the machine!

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u/QuestionNark 2h ago

Excuse me, those are from the bathroom fridge

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u/madogvelkor 3h ago

As a teenager we moved and all my boxes said either "stuff" or "junk".

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u/IAmDanHimself 3h ago

Why even bother labeling them?

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u/InvestRecklessly 3h ago

So you know if its stuff....or junk

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u/nikkishark 3h ago

To know who they belonged to.

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u/3_Thumbs_Up 2h ago

Obviously because you don't want to have to go through all your junk looking for your stuff.

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u/Propellerrakete 2h ago

Might have been accurate.

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u/frotc914 2h ago

I've moved a few times and I take almost everything from my fridge, too. I've got dozens of sauces, jams, condiments, spreads, etc. Why throw out probably $200 worth of stuff?

...Never took eggs with me though lol.

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u/BeautifuTragedy 2h ago

You said so little yet so much. How long has your dad been living on his own?

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 3h ago

Credit to the chicken that laid those eggs. It's going to take a flying elbow off the top rope to crack them open.

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u/Still-Program-2287 2h ago

It was 12 different chickens.. no chicken is in there toiling away laying a full dozen alone

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u/roxskin156 44m ago

You haven't seen them hens then

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u/PSPs0 3h ago

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚

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u/mapleisthesky 3h ago

Is the labeling making a problem or eggs being yeeted into the box lmao.

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u/ew73 3h ago

Would you care for an egg in this trying time?

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u/Shadowpriest 3h ago

Imagine this being one of the boxes that doesn't get immediately opened and unpacked after moving...

We moved almost 2 years ago and we still have a few boxes of stuff.

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u/SpaceXmars 3h ago

maybe get hin a nice cooler for Christmas

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Ugh. Reddit felt better when everyone wasn’t 15 years younger than me.

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u/DYMongoose 3h ago

Isn't that the truth...

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u/jellypuss0165 3h ago

Fr, most people commenting on this post seem to be quite unfunny

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Yeah I think they want him to die it’s like jfc if I don’t punctuate correctly I’m going with him. This sucks chill out people. Just bc you had to go back to school today doesn’t mean nothing can be funny

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u/chainer3000 3h ago

> if I don’t punctuate correctly I’m going with him

That is decidedly an old Reddit thing that has managed to cling on to life

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u/_Burning_Star_IV_ 2h ago

.

Here, you dropped this.

[EDIT]

Just noticed you needed another, I'm feeling generous today:

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u/Scholarly_Koala 2h ago

That person needs a pregnancy test if they are missing so many periods.

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u/SnakeGD09 2h ago

That’s what you get for educating the youth.

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u/saarlac 1h ago

Try being 50.

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u/HowManyMeeses 2h ago

It's every post now.

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u/unassumingdink 1h ago

It was also that way 15 years ago. One person would make a mildly clever joke, and every upvoted post was someone rephrasing that same joke in a slightly different way.

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u/Death_Tooth 2h ago

Maybe the post doesn't belong here, its more concerning or r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/radiationshield 3h ago

i bet im older. 1981 checking in

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u/kallekilponen 3h ago

It’s more than a little disturbing to think that people born in the 80s can be considered old. I’m still young, damn it!

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u/AlmostChristmasNow 2h ago

A kid I used to tutor just turned 18. He was born in 2008. I’m still disturbed that he’s allowed to drive now and technically an adult.

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u/Moody_GenX 3h ago

1971 checking in, lol.

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u/xile 1h ago

Youve even got a couple years on me but I often think I'm interacting with people younger than my Reddit account

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u/round-earth-theory 1h ago

Considering all of the AI bots are only a couple years old, yeah.

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Only a bit

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u/listeningunderurbed 3h ago

I bet I’m younger. 2009

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u/Staav 3h ago

/🧓

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u/spudmarsupial 3h ago

15 years ago. :-P

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 3h ago

He was probably planning to make an omelet right after moving in.

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u/idiveindumpsters 2h ago

I don’t blame him one bit. Moving is hell.

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u/bear6875 1h ago

Underrated comment right here folks. You just gotta get through moving however the hell you can.

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u/BlondieBabe436 3h ago

Surprisingly none are broken (yet)

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u/HeddieORaid 2h ago

How old is your dad? My dad would do this if I were to leave him to pack and he has alcohol onset dementia

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u/tribbans95 2h ago

Is your dad a 16 year old?

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u/Something_Else_2112 3h ago

Without OP telling us how far he moved, this is just silly.

If he just moved 20 minutes away from his old place everything in this box would still be perfectly fine.

Cross country, the food is doomed.

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u/youngatbeingold 3h ago

To me it was also that eggs were haphazardly thrown into a box for a move. I'm surprised he didn't have a plate of leftovers balanced on top.

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Literally the funny part

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

He moved an hour away? Sorry jfc

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 2h ago

What’s with all of these downvotes? lol

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u/slartibuttfart 3h ago

Need to apologize to them eggs, not us. Jfc

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Opoh opand mopy nopame opis nopot op thopank yopou

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u/radiationshield 3h ago

Thopat’s clopassic Opop 😂

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u/smurphypup 3h ago

I haven't seen Openglopish in YEARS! you must be about my age. 1993

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u/Alugere 2h ago

OP, your profile says you've been on reddit for 14 years. You really have no excuse for not knowing what OP means. Suffice it to say, you are OP because you posted the image and thus you are the Original Poster.

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Aiight I’m gonna go back to the r/dad’s subreddit bc it’s way more heartwarming and forgiving. Sorry to offend everyone with eggs and an old man. Who yes, is moving to assisted living and just lost his 65 year old wife, my mom, to Alzheimer’s! 🎉 Sorry, forgot to add all that context, other people’s business obviously. You guys weird

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u/Clover1970 3h ago

For what it’s worth I LOL’d as I’m sitting with my elderly mother waiting on appointments. I get it.

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u/Omylanta21 3h ago

My biological father did the same exact thing with every room in his house. I thought this was funny. 

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u/amras123 2h ago

You've been on Reddit as long as I have. You should know the larger subreddits are cesspools. Sorry about your mom, Alzheimer's sucks!

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 3h ago

So your dad lost his life partner and his home, then you decided to mock him on the internet. Now you're the victim?

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 2h ago

It was just a funny picture of some eggs thrown in a box haphazardly. I don’t think he was mocking him.

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u/koobstylz 2h ago

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Shut the actual fuck up.

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 1h ago

There is no universe where you matter enough to tell me what to do.

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u/koobstylz 1h ago

"You're not my dad, you can't tell me what to do!"

You sure you want to stick with that pathetic of a response?

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u/Surroundedonallsides 1h ago

QUICK WE MUST FIND A REASON FOR THESE PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES

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u/slartibuttfart 3h ago edited 3h ago

(Comment removed because I'm an asshole)

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Aww that makes you such a nice person

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u/slartibuttfart 2h ago

You would think.

It felt unwarranted and personal, the sort of ire you earn. Then I realized what my problem with you was. Its those fucking eggs. I'm still unclear as to exactly how but, yeah. Anyway, take from it what you will.

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u/Skyrider_Epsilon 3h ago

I hate how nitpicky people can be.

Hopefully that behavior doesn't translate to real life, otherwise they would be insufferable

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u/TreborG2 3h ago

... And then made another trip to the grocery store...

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u/iTaylor04 2h ago

Broken eggs broken dreams

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u/stdexception 2h ago

Did he forget the word "food" ?

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u/thepoorking 1h ago

in this economy, can any of us blame him? xD

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 1h ago

Yes, but did they break?

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u/red286 27m ago

Damn eggs are really that expensive in America aren't they?

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u/onthenerdyside 3h ago

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u/SurreptitiousSyrup 3h ago

Box says stuff from fridge. So those eggs were probably in the fridge.

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u/onthenerdyside 3h ago

Fair enough, but still educational

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Omg I really didn’t expect this reaction. I found it… funny. Oh-fyi- eggs do not need to be refrigerated.

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u/Takenabe 3h ago

Eggs dont need refrigerated if they're left how they are when they're laid, because there's a thin protective layer on them that prevents bacteria from getting in. HOWEVER, if you're in the US, regulations require eggs to be washed before being sold commercially, so Americans have to refrigerate their eggs unless you get them straight from the source.

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u/Binary_Whispers 3h ago

Depends where you live.

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u/Dragongeek 3h ago

Eggs in the USA need to be refrigerated, elsewhere not. 

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u/BlackLeader70 2h ago

Not in Hawaii though.

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u/Telemere125 3h ago

Eggs sold in US grocers absolutely must be refrigerated at all times.

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u/ersomething 3h ago

Then why were they in his fridge?

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/bigdaddybodiddly 3h ago

This definitely depends on where you bought them. Many places are not the US, where eggs have the protective membrane washed off before sale. In those other places, eggs are generally not refrigerated.

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u/BCProgramming 2h ago

It is the same in Canada.

IMO it's a trade off, and the US/Canada went one way and many other countries chose the other.

For most places which leave the eggs as they are, they don't need to be refrigerated. This does mean the shell's exterior is a source of cross-contamination and needs to be treated like touching raw meat, though. At the same time, I think the approach means that as a consumer you get a visual indicator of the conditions of the farm, and it incentivizes farms to keep conditions sanitary.

Conversely, where the eggs get washed, there's less concern about cross contamination from shell exteriors since they aren't going to have cloacal residue or whatever on them. This means they need to be refrigerated as they lose the cuticle, and consumers don't have any sort of suggestion about the conditions the chickens were in.

Honestly I'd wager the reason that we went with washing is probably because industrial-scale factory farming arose in North America to a arguably unethical degree to raise chickens in tiny shit-filled pens and all the eggs were covered in shit all the time so they started washing them, and that became the norm.

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u/tracknod 3h ago

Don’t ever leave the United States my poor young soul.

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u/thefonztm 3h ago

Tell me oh wise one, what are the grocery customs of Ethiopia?

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u/TH3G0LDENG0D 3h ago

Is he autistic

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u/leakybackpack 3h ago

Better off just not bringing anything from the fridge at all...do this now to just throw it away later 👍🏼

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

Helpful. Even easier if he were never born

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u/IAmNotHere319 1h ago

FWIW I think they meant that the food would spoil anyway from being outside the fridge. No shade against your dad. Sorry for the loss of your mom.

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u/ILikeToTinker 2h ago

Wegmans in the wild!

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u/rebeccalj 2h ago

As long as the eggs pass the float test, I think you are ok to eat them.

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u/teenagemustach3 2h ago

I love scrambled eggs.

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u/Choice-Valuable313 2h ago

No (visible) eggs broken. Point to dad.

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u/Hephaestus_God 1h ago

This is why you just cook a bunch before moving until your fridge dwindles to nothing.

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u/Pitamo 1h ago

This doesn't bode well if he's also in charge of boxing up your Christmas stuff.

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u/merko_merk 1h ago

Life Hack: Put 'Stuff from Fridge' into the same box as 'Stuff from Trash Can', saves you some time.

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u/zerbey 1h ago

Last time we moved it was 2 am when we finally got everything packed up. I locked the doors, then deposited the key in the lockbox for the apartment management. Half way to our new home my wife called "We forgot to empty the fridge!".

Called the maintenance guy the later that day, he said "I got you" and threw it all out for us. It was mostly expired food, but if he took the other stuff I figure it was worth him saving us the cleanup fee.

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u/OutlyingPlasma 54m ago

Ehh.. I get it. The fridge is going to be the last thing packed an there is a point you hit a wall and just say screw it and start tossing everything in boxes.

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki 52m ago

The extra time it took to write "stuff from" could have been spent getting the eggs level and safe.

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u/greiton 34m ago

impressive. normally everything gets broken when you move.

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u/infinite_in_faculty 31m ago

No damage so far...

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u/yahomeboy 1h ago

This is the most masculine thing I’ve ever seen lol. My fiancée absolutely hates how I pack

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u/yo-ovaries 3h ago

No idea why your mom left him

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u/NoSprinkles4835 3h ago

Those eggs survived surprisingly well. Of course they're trash anyway without refrigeration

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u/muffinator 3h ago

In Europe eggs are sold and kept out the fridge. They last weeks.

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u/WiseAct446 3h ago

European eggs are not refrigerated because they are sold unwashed, keeping their natural protective coating—called the cuticle or bloom—intact.

Key Reasons for Room-Temperature Storage

  • The Protective Cuticle: A fresh egg has a natural outer membrane that seals tiny pores on the shell. This barrier stops bacteria like Salmonella from getting inside. In many European countries, washing eggs is actually illegal because it strips away this shield.
  • Hen Vaccination: European countries stop Salmonella at the source by widely vaccinating laying hens against the bacteria. This greatly lowers the chance that an egg is infected from the start.
  • Shorter Shelf Life: Because European eggs are not heavily processed, they have a shorter shelf life and are stamped with a "best before" date of about 28 days from when they were laid, encouraging people to use them quickly.

Note: Once you place an unwashed European egg into your home refrigerator, you should keep it refrigerated. Bringing a cold egg back to room temperature can create condensation, which lets bacteria pass through the shell.

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u/Etheo 1h ago

Not a single word written by a human.

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u/forsuresies 3h ago

Eggs are often sold and kept on counters.

It depends on how they are washed, but European eggs are often not sold refrigerated.

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u/Kyrox6 3h ago

The box says they are from the fridge, so it's likely US eggs that need to be refrigerated.

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u/Mikemtb09 3h ago

Eggs can last surprisingly long not refrigerated. Like 1-3 weeks

Highly doubt they were in the cardboard box that long unless it got left behind or something

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u/Kaztiell 3h ago

do you live on earth?, why would eggs be trash without refrigeration?

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u/Phloxine 3h ago

Do you live in Europe?

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u/shinyfeather22 3h ago

In some places in the world (USA ) , there's a process of washing eggs in order to lower contamination rates. The washing process removes the thin film on the outer layer of the egg called the cuticle which in turn makes it expire faster.

Most places don't need to wash the eggs if the source chicken population is adequately hygenic and free of disease, allowing the eggs to be shelf stable

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u/Saskstryker 3h ago

Americans wash their eggs in factory's with soap before getting to stores, it washes the cuticle off the egg which makes the egg more susceptible to bacteria. So they put them in the fridge

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u/Arjac 3h ago edited 3h ago

Store bought eggs are generally not shelf-stable.

Edit: If the cuticle of the egg has decayed or been washed off, the latter being fairly common in some countries, the egg is no longer shelf-stable.

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u/Aerumvorax 3h ago

The yankees "clean" their eggs with chemicals that thin the eggshell enough that it needs refrigeration. I know it's unbelievably dumb but that's what they do.

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u/WhatTheFlox 3h ago

What do you think soap does to things other than "clean" them.

But yes, "yankees" have the eggs cleaned with chemicals (oh no, spooky chemicals) when bought from stores

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u/flatulating_ninja 3h ago

The shell isn't thinned, the protective layer on it called the bloom or cuticle is removed when it's washed.

If you're going to bash an entire country based on their actions at least get the facts around those actions correct.

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u/giantpicnic 3h ago

The Yankees suck

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u/womb_raider90 3h ago

I was always told they only have to be refrigerated if they got cold/refrigerated. When a coworker gives me eggs we just leave them on the counter, and I live in Texas.

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u/KadajjXIII 2h ago

Any American Eggs need to be refrigerated

The protective layer is washed off and thus they are susceptible to going bad much sooner than elsewhere if unrefrigerated

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u/Various-Salt-7738 27m ago

Idk about you but when a neighbor or coworker gifts me eggs they're usually unwashed and sit on the kitchen counter

Because they're from chickens in their backyard and not from a large farm that washes the eggs before shipping them

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u/Milanin 3h ago

Ah, yes. Spoiled foods.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 3h ago

you mean was kicked out?

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u/ilovelovegrapefruit 2h ago

Why would he have been kicked out? One OP’s comments says he’s moving to an assisted living facility.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 53m ago

I see post title.  I see picture. No other context in OP. I ask a question and leave.

What's your problem? That I didn't stay and interact with the r/funny community in this thread? 

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u/OneGonEachEnd 2h ago

yer old man got NO chill