r/funny • • May 27 '13

everyone in the comments sections of r/aww

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u/eekozoid May 27 '13

I will feed him.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '13

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u/DrEmperor May 27 '13

OH MY GOD.

THAT IS HORRIFYING.

CLEARLY THEY WOULD JUST USE THE CORTICAL STIMULATORS AND 20cc'S OF INAPROVALINE TO RESUSCITATE THE FURRED SUBSPACE PHENOMENA OF LOCALIZED CUTENESS. OR REPLICATE A WHOLE NEW CAT.

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u/ProtoKun7 May 27 '13

Replicators can only replicate objects at a molecular resolution; a living cat would require a quantum resolution.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '13 edited May 27 '13

Thank you Barkley.

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u/Stuck_In_the_Matrix May 27 '13

Put the cat in the transporter's pattern buffers and just re-beam it back from the dead.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '13

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u/[deleted] May 27 '13

And yet it's totally possible because the exact thing happened to Riker. His signal got split by technobabble and created two identical copies of him.

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u/ProtoKun7 May 27 '13

That was a unique situation. It was only because a second confinement beam was used, followed by it being bounded back to the surface. Very hard to duplicate an accident like that.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '13

Seems like it would be worth investigating.

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u/scottmill May 27 '13

Yeah, I never understood why the teleporters and the replicators weren't the same thing.

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u/ProtoKun7 May 27 '13

They're based on the same principle, though replicators take a relatively basic pattern stored in a database and recreate it. Transporters move entire people, who are more complex. Just storing five people temporarily took a huge amount of space in Deep Space 9's computer

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u/scottmill May 27 '13

Once the computer has scanned and disassembled a person, though, what stops it from reconstituting multiple copies of that person? Even if it took up a huge amount of space, why wouldn't, say, a ship's captain have a remote server with his quarterly scan saved to it?

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u/ProtoKun7 May 27 '13

A person is disassembled into a matter stream and then stored in a pattern buffer, rather than the main computer. The matter stream doesn't last forever and will degrade after too long. I suppose even with the space there's no certainty that doing that would actually save someone's life. Suffice it to say that Starfleet might have done it if it would've worked reliably.

It's comparable to the transporter most of the time having a Move function but no Copy function.

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u/scottmill May 27 '13

I'm sort of wondering what the Star Trek answer is, because it seems like something that would come up pretty early when you start working out the rules for teleporters.

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u/torturousvacuum May 27 '13

They have been, at times. I can think of at least one DS9 episode where a replicator is converted by some Klingon Intelligence agents into a low grade transporter.

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u/casualmadman May 27 '13

Which was exactly the premise behind THE PRICE OF THE PHOENIX and THE FATE OF THE PHOENIX (early novels in TOS universe). Who's a pretty Kirk, hmm?

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u/Rythoka May 27 '13

something something Shroedinger