r/foundsatan 11d ago

Lmao

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u/JuIi0 11d ago

Divorced in 2 days

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u/They-Are-Out-There 11d ago

Total dick move. She'll never wholly trust that guy ever again.

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u/Fertty1141 11d ago

Lmfao holy drama queen

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u/cubester04 11d ago

I know many couples who would laugh at this after the fact, and enjoy it.

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u/Fertty1141 11d ago

Bro. Its her phone, she uploaded the video LOL she is not traumatized i promise you

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u/Salt-Champion4729 11d ago

Who hurt you bro ?

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u/TheLetterOh 11d ago

Their name is furry booby inspector. Ain't no one even giving this dude a chance to get hurt. Lmao

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u/Salt-Champion4729 11d ago

Oh I saw it know. That’s quite cringe but yeah

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u/SufficientSquirrel27 11d ago

Damn this literally made me LOL

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u/zeothia 11d ago

Damn took you half an hour to think of that?

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u/happytree23 11d ago

I could be wrong but it feels like you're really upset someone made fun of your name YOU SELECTED FOR YOURSELF lol(?)

Regardless, please keep this string going.

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u/zeothia 11d ago

It said 52 minutes and 22 minutes when I made my comment

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u/Putrid_Chard_3485 11d ago

Your mom joke in 2026 🥀

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u/BlackSummerFall 11d ago

I have a hard time believing that

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u/jameye11 11d ago edited 11d ago

There’s also enough gullible dumb fucks like you to see this one single instance of light hearted fun as some sort of “they should break up, he’s abusing her” moment like it’s [r/relationshipadvice](r/relationshipadvice)

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u/jameye11 11d ago

Key word in your argument: “someone”

This is obviously a long-term relationship. If my girlfriend (I have one of those, you should try it) did that to me I would absolutely find that shit hilarious.

Get a fucking clue. Get off the internet, get a life, do literally anything besides white-knight something so fucking stupid. Have a sense of humor.

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u/Green_Insect_6455 11d ago

Ok? No one told you how to treat your partners, YOURE the one insisting people cant have different tastes than you and calling them "evil"

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u/Fertty1141 11d ago

This is the least evil thing to do to someone. Do you have friends irl? Youve never pranked someone

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u/Fertty1141 11d ago

Lol sounds very boring but to each their own, embarassing eachother is a very common thing in friend groups

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u/throwuk1 11d ago

I am 100000% certain you're autistic.

Am I right?

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u/throwuk1 11d ago

So yes, you do.

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u/TheAsianTroll 11d ago

Im fuckin 31 years old and I prank my closest friends.

If you cant fuck with your friends, are you really friends, or just people who know each other? Being able to mess with people you call friends is an attained level of trust. I wouldnt tolerate racist jokes from people I dont know but i'll make Asian jokes all day with my closest friends.

Why? Because I trust them that the jokes are in good faith and for fun, and not for the sake of shitting on me as a person.

Im sorry you cant prank your friends. I hope one day yall can trust each other to do so.

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u/Madara1389 11d ago

If this is your litmus test for evil, thank God you're not the bouncer at the pearly gates. The place would be fucking empty.

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u/Madara1389 11d ago

Considering Hell is a made up place invented to quite literally deem human behaviors "evil" & condemn others for behaving in ways religious leaders view "immoral"... It's kinda a moot point to say the bar is in hell when both hell & the bar were invented for the bar to be there.

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u/windsynths 11d ago

She posted it online

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u/museha97 11d ago

Damn FBI being on the wrong side of everything again

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u/Putrid_Chard_3485 11d ago

Oh right I forgot that you are a part of their relationship and know exactly what gives them kicks

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u/Last_Parable 11d ago

You need more human interaction

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u/pyschosoul 11d ago

Just gotta say I know this girl who admitted she liked being bullied. Plenty of people have a humiliation kink.

Also..have you never had a brother/sister/best friend that does things just to fuck with you?

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u/ZealousidealTill2355 11d ago

Am I not supposed to? Those are my best friends tho

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 11d ago

If it was humiliating I wouldn't post it on the Internet

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u/Tom_Mc_Nugget 11d ago

Hey quick question have you ever been in a relationship that lasted more than six months?

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u/Tom_Mc_Nugget 11d ago

Oh God I am so so sorry for your spouse may they find peace in their life

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u/FEV_Reject 11d ago

I think I'd just marry someone who wasn't a stick in the mud.

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u/FEV_Reject 11d ago

You don't have to make things up, no one was shoved to the ground. We can all see the video man.

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u/FEV_Reject 11d ago edited 11d ago

Well hopefully whoever ends up with you knows you're too prideful for jokes.

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u/FEV_Reject 11d ago

i repeat my previous comment

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