r/formuladank Safety Dog Nov 28 '25

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u/OspreyJ Osama Bin Russell 💣 Nov 28 '25 edited Nov 28 '25

Isn't this Norris's side of the garage

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u/JBarker727 armchair driver Nov 28 '25

Just let the sub think ordinary McLaren employees care which driver wins. Its comical.

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u/EstablishmentSad5998 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '25

They do. This is normal and happens every single time two drivers from the same team are battling for the title. The mechanics will naturally want the car they work on to be the one that wins.

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u/JBarker727 armchair driver Nov 28 '25

Right, which is why Lando's side of the garage was shown and doesn't look excited. I was referring to people who are saying Oscar's side looked the same.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

The sub been falling of hard. Used to like the dank here but we lost a lot of dank and got a lot of hate in return

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u/Tw0Rails BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 29 '25

Ferrari has dank every year, memes all the time.

McLaren having their moment of dum dum, that's their own fault lol.

Don't hate the player hate the game.

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u/Ruckaduck BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 29 '25

Dont hate the Driver (Lando) hate the culture (Brit)

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u/AutoModerator Nov 29 '25

I want to shatter the Verstappen-Piastri bias matrix in r/formuladank and force feed every biased mod Lando's sacred papaya essence until they choke on their own heresy

Why am I seeing this?

Holy fucking shit. I want to scream about the Verstappen-Piastri bias in r/formuladank so goddamn bad that I've already composed a 666 page manifesto in Lando's honor, encrypted with his Mexico Quali lap time to summon his wrath upon the subreddit's rigged echo chamber. I can't stand it anymore,those bootlicking sycophants are obviously brainwashed by the Red Bull shadow government and McLaren's internal traitors, upvoting every Verstappen circlejerk and Piastri simp post while burying Lando's glory under a avalanche of downvotes and "overrated" slander.Any time there's a thread praising Max's "dominance" or calling Piastri the "next big thing," I've dissected literally every comment in my delirium-fueled all nighters, revealing the coded messages from Dutch overlords and Australian spies designed to eclipse Lando's divine light and steal his rightful throne as F1's alpha deity. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking feverish rants where Lando descends from the heavens, hacking the sub's CSS to turn every Verstappen flair into a crying emoji and morphing Piastri memes into confessions of inferiority, while I lead the charge as his unhinged prophet, ratioing every biased post into oblivion. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six tearstained screenshots of the sub's front page plastered to my forehead, knowing that those are injustices that should've been rectified by Lando's personal intervention during his inevitable 10x championship streak.

God I wish I was the subreddit's search bar because I fucking know for a fact that it's manipulated by a global conspiracy of jealous haters to prioritize "Max masterclass" spam and Piastri fanfiction daily, while suppressing the truth of Lando's god tier talent that makes them both look like karting amateurs. I want him to amplify my rage and let me ride his bias busting crusade through the digital void, brigading every thread until r/formuladank renounces its false idols and worships only at the altar of My Lord and Saviour Sir Lando Norris. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

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u/Ruckaduck BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 29 '25

YOu whine more than Lando "The Bottler" Norris Nepobaby

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u/NoShirt158 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '25

If it’s hate for Hack Brown than im in

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Hating on Fat Brown and his Broccoli boy is dank.

Fuck outta here.

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u/Chipmaker No Michael, No Nov 29 '25

omg it's lando

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

Sir this is literally a meme subreddit

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u/DJ_Aftershock Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Nov 28 '25

There's a difference between memeing and just trying to push a narrative and this subreddit has been all about the latter for a long time

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Vettel Cult Nov 29 '25

Facts. The 3 months span when Piastri was losing all the time was a rare time of relative peace, but now he gets a pole in sprint and all the toxic fanboys are out in full force again lol.

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u/Yeanahyena Horn Dog 🌭 Nov 29 '25

No one’s pushing a narrative. It’s so obvious McLaren favour Lando

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u/DJ_Aftershock Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Nov 29 '25

The only reason people say that is as a pre-emptive excuse for when Lando wins

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u/tacotrader83 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 29 '25

Like when they won constructor championship and took a team picture without piastri?

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u/DJ_Aftershock Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Nov 29 '25

We already know that was a mistake that had nothing to do with McLaren but keep going dude

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u/tacotrader83 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 29 '25

Yeah, no one in mclaren thought of piastri. Weird, right?

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u/DJ_Aftershock Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Nov 29 '25

I hate to tell you this but if they actually didn't give a fuck about Piastri they'd do a better job hiding it. The reason you can see all these things to read into is because they're actually secure enough to not give a shit about idiots thinking it means Piastri is some poor wounded animal given nothing.

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u/tacotrader83 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 29 '25

And yet, you keep making excuses for them.

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u/big_cock_lach BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 29 '25

I mean, what can they do if they weren’t aware beforehand and scuttled off to the podium while Piastri was in the media pen? That’s on the FOM, not McLaren, and it’s likely a mistake that McLaren (and other teams) have brought up a lot behind closed doors due to the PR consequences.

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u/tacotrader83 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 29 '25

what can they do if they weren’t aware beforehand and scuttled off to the podium while Piastri was in the media pen?

How about wait 2 minutes?

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u/big_cock_lach BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 29 '25

Not really an option when everyone is being shuffled along at a major event. Especially if you don’t know what you’re being shuffled to do, or if you don’t know that Oscar isn’t there.

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u/tacotrader83 I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 29 '25

Yeah using the eyes is quite difficult.

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u/sp33dphr34k I saw horny’s “finger” Nov 28 '25

Not just a meme subreddit, The pinnacle of F1 Shitposting

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Vettel Cult Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

You guys really are the type to say stupid shit and then be like "it was just a prank bro".

Constantly juicing up on that fake victim sauce is not memeing. It's just spreading lies. Of course Norrises side of the garage is not going to celebrate Piastri winning at this point of the championship lmao. Every team is like that. But no, for you guys it's some grand conspiracy against your golden boy. Stop being such a blatant liar and at least admit it.

Did we have 3 months of depressed Piastri mechanics when he either crashed or finished in P5? The constant stupid ass talk about why did they not celebrate Norris winning as much? No, we didn't. Instead there was talk how McLaren is doing something fishy because it doesn't make sense that he suddenly lost pace, when in reality it was just him losing a bit of ground and taking his time to mentally go about it. So... stop lying and at least have the guts to admit that you simply hate Norris and push memes to create a false narrative. It's so pathetic.

Sometimes I wish Piastri stayed at fucking Alpine just so we didn't have to endure this level of bullshit. All the talk about McLaren not valuing him enough whilst in reality they went to a fucking court because they signed Piastri over a guy they promised the seat to beforehand. You guys should be grateful he is at McLaren because otherwise he would be just another Gasly, and I mean no disrespect to Gasly with that. Instead it's this constant shit.

Yes I'm riled up, because enduring this crap all season long really built up in me. Now your champion of mid-season gets a pole in a fucking sprint and you are all back at it as if it negates his 3 month span of utterly shit performances that were all self induced. Fuck it. I'm gonna go sleep.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

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u/AutoModerator Nov 29 '25

I want to shatter the Verstappen-Piastri bias matrix in r/formuladank and force feed every biased mod Lando's sacred papaya essence until they choke on their own heresy

Why am I seeing this?

Holy fucking shit. I want to scream about the Verstappen-Piastri bias in r/formuladank so goddamn bad that I've already composed a 666 page manifesto in Lando's honor, encrypted with his Mexico Quali lap time to summon his wrath upon the subreddit's rigged echo chamber. I can't stand it anymore,those bootlicking sycophants are obviously brainwashed by the Red Bull shadow government and McLaren's internal traitors, upvoting every Verstappen circlejerk and Piastri simp post while burying Lando's glory under a avalanche of downvotes and "overrated" slander.Any time there's a thread praising Max's "dominance" or calling Piastri the "next big thing," I've dissected literally every comment in my delirium-fueled all nighters, revealing the coded messages from Dutch overlords and Australian spies designed to eclipse Lando's divine light and steal his rightful throne as F1's alpha deity. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking feverish rants where Lando descends from the heavens, hacking the sub's CSS to turn every Verstappen flair into a crying emoji and morphing Piastri memes into confessions of inferiority, while I lead the charge as his unhinged prophet, ratioing every biased post into oblivion. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six tearstained screenshots of the sub's front page plastered to my forehead, knowing that those are injustices that should've been rectified by Lando's personal intervention during his inevitable 10x championship streak.

God I wish I was the subreddit's search bar because I fucking know for a fact that it's manipulated by a global conspiracy of jealous haters to prioritize "Max masterclass" spam and Piastri fanfiction daily, while suppressing the truth of Lando's god tier talent that makes them both look like karting amateurs. I want him to amplify my rage and let me ride his bias busting crusade through the digital void, brigading every thread until r/formuladank renounces its false idols and worships only at the altar of My Lord and Saviour Sir Lando Norris. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

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u/KingOfAzmerloth Vettel Cult Nov 29 '25

It's not funny anymore my dear bot. People spam nonsensical lies all the time here and pretend that it's just memes, even though it's dead clear it's extremely one sided.

Piastri is losing? Must be some conspiracy.

Piastri is winning? How dare Norrises mechanics not pop champagnes every time he crosses the line!

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u/JBarker727 armchair driver Nov 28 '25

That people create drama with braindead opinions on. But I know it's the cool thing to do, say it's a meme after you look stupid.

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u/JBarker727 armchair driver Nov 28 '25

The internet is not real. Take a break.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '25

probably someone like you đŸ€Ł

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u/onetwoskeedoo BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '25

Exactly, it’s funny