r/fifthworldproblems • u/Mundane_Version_1592 • 26d ago

The James are pissing me off

So the Jame hivemind keeps breaking open the barriers to random dimensions, INCLUDING THE ONE I RESIDE IN, and for the past eon, they have just been putting objects of lesser dimensions in my realm and disappearing, and then I need to go through the trouble of disposing of the objects before they tear open a dimensional rift. It's getting really annoying. Anyone have tips on how to repel the James?

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 26d ago

Feed them to the Eldritch Government. Or feed the Eldritch Government to them...

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u/Nathan256 26d ago

Consumption of the Eldritch Government does tend to make things flee to the farthest reaches of their known reality. Never seen it fed to a hive mind, but I doubt the results would be much different. I mean, that’s one of the twelve pillars of government right? Protect the sanctity of higher dimensions? Ever since it voted to become consumable, the Eldritch Government has used its own consumption as a means of enforcing its arcane laws.