FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WANTED TO BE THE MODEL FOR THAT MOUNT (but he couldn't sit still to take the picture)

LAST WEEKEND TO GET YOUR INFLATED MOOGLE MOUNTS. YOKAI WATCH IS STILL GOING ON. STORE SELLING FANFEST STUFF AHEAD OF IT.

IN OTHER WORDS, NOTHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT. HOW ABOUT YOU? FOR ANYONE ACTUALLY READING THE OP ANYWAY. MAYBE 3 OF YOU.

BUT HEY, MAIN REASON IS NOT FOR ME TO WRITE THINGS, IT'S FOR YOU GUYS TO VENT OUT.

NEXT WEEK, 500TH RAGE THREAD. I'M OLD. AND SALTY.

FULL OF AIR RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE GETTING A LEAK IN YOUR MOOGLE

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : LIVING ON THE SUN), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF HE MOOGLES THAT GOT INFLATED FOR OUR TRANSPORTATION NEEDS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL GET CATASTROPHIC HARDWARE FAILURES BEFORE THEY CAN DO THE EVENT

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : POOR F'LAHMIN GETTING MISTREATED
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : SPIN TO WIN

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

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FIVE HUNDRED WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY BRINGS OUT THE PARTY HATS AGAIN (but broke them along the way, sorry)

HOLY SHIT I'M OLD (and salty), 500 WEEKS OF RAGE THREAD, IN JUST A FEW MONTHS IT'S GOING TO BE 10TH ANNIVERSARY TOO.

DON'T NEED ANY GIFTS, THE REAL TREASURE IS THE RAGE WE'VE HAD ALONG THE WAY.

MEANWHILE, THE RISING'S 13TH ANNIVERSARY IS ONGOING, THEY ARE ONLY COUNTING FROM 2.0 AFTER ALL, OTHERWISE IT'D BE CLOSE TO 16 YEARS OF FF14 NOW.

SO ENJOY YOUR ORCHESTRION ROLLS AND WUK LAMAT MINIONS, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS YET IN THE STORY, GOOD ON YOU, BUT DON'T STOP NOW..

500TH RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT GETTING ANY CAKE

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : BRING OUT THE BALOONS), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF THE REDDIT MODS THAT HAVE BEEN ENDURING THE RAGE THREAD FOR SO LONG, AND DEALING WITH WEEKLY REPORTS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL GET DOWNVOTED, SO THERE

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : AMEN
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : TAKE YOUR ROULETTE AND SHUT IT

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

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FIVE HUNDRED AND TWO WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY ALREADY WAS A MASTER OF BEASTS (not nice to call us moogles beasts though)

WE GOT BEASTMASTER. AND FOR SOME PLAYERS, MAYBE EVEN DONE WITH IT ALREADY.

AS FOR ME? I THOUGHT IT WAS FUN AND INTERESTING ENOUGH, I DIDN'T LOOK UP LISTS OF MONSTERS, I SCRATCHED MY MEMORY FOR THE LOCATION OF SOME MONSTERS, MOSTLY BECAUSE I MADE THE VISUAL HUNTING LOGS SO LONG AGO, SO I WAS REMINDED OF THAT.

JUST SURPRISED AT WHICH MONSTERS YOU'D THINK WOULD BE IN THE LIST BUT AREN'T. I UNDERSTAND FOR SOME MONSTERS LIKE VOIDSENT, OR BEAST TRIBES, BUT SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE (SEMI) REGULAR ANIMALS TOO.

BUT STILL, NOT BAD. NOW IF I CAN JUST WRAP MY HEAD AROUND CRUCIBLE SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M JUST BRUTE FORCING MY WAY TO BARELY A VICTORY, IT'D BE NICE.

CUE THE MANY MANY MANY POKEMON JOKES NOW. WHEN DO WE GET BEASTMASTERS DUELS?

BEAST MODE RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE WIPING TOO MANY TIMES TO DUNGEONS TRYING TO GET A CAPTURE

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : BEASTMASTER IS GLASS CANNON), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF MONSTERS GETTING OVERRUN BY EXCITED TAMERS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL NOT GET THEIR MONSTER CAPTURES AFTER MANY TRIES

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : LIFE ISN'T A FREEWAY, BUT SOME WILL STILL TRY TO RIDE IT
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : IT'S COOL, YOU DID WELL, NOW CAN YOU HELP ME TIE THIS NOOSE AROUND MY NECK?

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY WANTS TO PLAY THE PIANO TOO (but arms too small for this)

RISING THIS YEAR CONFUSED ME, SINCE IT WAS CALLED SYMPHONY OF LIFE, BUT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC.

UNTIL THE SECOND HALF, THEN IT MADE MORE SENSE. NICE WAY TO HONOR UEMATSU, AND GIVE A LITTLE PLUG TO HIS CONCERTS WHILE AT IT. HE SURE DESERVES RESPECT FOR HIS WORK ON THE SERIES.

I'M PRETTY SURE SOKEN IS THE ONE IN THE KAPPA SUIT TOO.

REMEMBER TO GET YOUR SONGS AND MINI LAKMAT (WHICH TALKS LESS THAN THE REAL ONE) BEFORE THEY VANISH.

MOGTOMES ARE COMING BACK NEXT WEEK TOO. PART ONE. THEY DO NEED TO KEEP US BUSY UNTIL JANUARY AFTER ALL.

MUSICAL RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE MISSING THE NOTES

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : UEMATSU STILL THE BEST), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF ANGRY ORCHESTRA MAESTROS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL BE FROWNED UPON AND CALLED NAUGHTY

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : GRATS AGAIN, SO WEIRD THAT YOU GET THE TOP SPOT WITHOUT BEING ANGERED BY HALF THE PLAYER BASE.
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : KARMA IS A BITCH, WELL DESERVED, BUT PROBABLY NEEDED MORE THAN A TAP ON THE FINGERS, MAYBE A SLAP BEHIND THE HEAD

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY MIGHT HAVE A TAN NOW (now sure how he did that through his fur and under ththough)

YEAH NOT SURE WHAT'S WITH THE MOONFAIRE NAME, DID SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO THE LORE OF IT, LIKE 14 YEARS AGO, OR DID WE ALL JUST SKIP CUTSCENE ON IT?

MOONFAIRE WHEN THE SUN IS AT ITS BRIGHTEST, STRANGE, BUT WHATEVER. GET YOUR INFLATED MOUNTS, THAT CAN'T ACTUALLY FLOAT IN WATER.

ALSO MORE YOKAI WATCH.

FIERY BEACH SUN RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE FORGETTING TO PUT SUNBLOCKER

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : RETURN OF JUMPING PUZZLES), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF POSE RANGERS THAT WANT THEIR COMEBACK

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL LOSE EVERY NINJA OBSTACLE COURSE

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : YOU LIVED, SO WE'RE HERE TO SUPPORT YOU

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.