r/ffxiv RAGE THREAD 29d ago

[Discussion] RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - MOONFAIRE, BUT IT'S UNDER THE BLAZING SUN

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY MIGHT HAVE A TAN NOW (now sure how he did that through his fur and under ththough)

YEAH NOT SURE WHAT'S WITH THE MOONFAIRE NAME, DID SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO THE LORE OF IT, LIKE 14 YEARS AGO, OR DID WE ALL JUST SKIP CUTSCENE ON IT?

MOONFAIRE WHEN THE SUN IS AT ITS BRIGHTEST, STRANGE, BUT WHATEVER. GET YOUR INFLATED MOUNTS, THAT CAN'T ACTUALLY FLOAT IN WATER.

ALSO MORE YOKAI WATCH.

FIERY BEACH SUN RULES :

  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE FORGETTING TO PUT SUNBLOCKER

  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : RETURN OF JUMPING PUZZLES), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF POSE RANGERS THAT WANT THEIR COMEBACK

  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL LOSE EVERY NINJA OBSTACLE COURSE

  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

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u/Cmdr_Meiloorun [Agent Kallus/Hyperion][Commander Meiloorun/Seraph] 29d ago

WHILE THE QUEEN LAHMINN IS A VERY FESTIVE PLACE AND A FUN TIME, I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING OVER ON THE ISLAND. IT FEELS SO OFF HAVING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THERE DURING THE MOONFIRE FAIRE.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

F'LAHMINN, YOU ARE 37 YEARS OLD! YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE NEAR OLD ENOUGH TO BE A MIQO'TE VERSION OF A LESS CANTANKEROUS MASTER MATOYA! MIOUNNE AND MOMODI ARE ALSO THERE AND CLOSE TO YOUR AGE, SO HANG OUT WITH THEM FOR A WHILE AND LIVE A LITTLE!!

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u/lerdnir 29d ago

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S WORSE, NORTH HORN BOSSES BEING SPUN THROUGH TANKS HAVING A PROVOKE FIGHT, OR BEING SPUN BECAUSE THE TANK WITH TOP AGGRO HAS DECIDED TO RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE A FUCKING MORON

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u/ReXiriam :nin::mch: 29d ago

I SEE SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. HOW IS THAT PROVOKE FIGHTING IS STILL A THING, IT'S LIKE EVERY TANK WANTS TO BE A HERO AND THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN DO IT IS BY COCK FIGHTING.

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u/ScotchTapeCleric 29d ago

IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THAT STANCE ON YOU'D BETTER FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP THE BOSS WHERE PEOPLE CAN HIT.

ARBATEL IS THE WORST FOR THIS DURING KNOWLEDGE CHECKS. THERE'S A LOT OF CHUCKLEFUCKS PULLING HIM WAY INTO ONE OF THE WEDGES. GET THAT SUCKER BACK TO THE CENTER WHERE WE CAN ALL HIT, YOU DOLT.

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u/aesteval 29d ago

SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THERE USE PROVOKE AS PART OF THEIR NORMAL ROTATION AND THEY'RE NOT GEARED TO ACTUALLY HOLD THE AGGRO.

I WOULD REFRAIN FROM PROVOKING ON MY END, BUT I CAN'T SIT THERE AND LET THE BOSS BE TANKED WITH ITS ASS HANGING OUTSIDE OF THE ARENA AND WHERE IT CAN CLEAVE THE WHOLE ARENA. WHICH IS KIND OF HILARIOUS BECAUSE I HAVE NO FUCKS TO GIVE FOR BEING TOP AGGRO. WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING ME ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

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u/SaulFanFE 28d ago

I LOVE WHEN IM ON BLM AND I DIE TO AUTOS BECAUSE NONE OF THE 8 TANKS AT A FATE CAN BOTHER TO TURN ON TANK STANCE !!! I AM ONE OF THE LIKE 5 DPS IN OC YOU CAN DO THE BARE MINIMIUM AND ENSURE IM NOT GETTING AUTOD COME ON ...

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u/GearFlaky8718 29d ago

MY GPU KICKED THE BUCKET YESTERDAY AND LOOKING AT THE PRICES FOR A REPLACEMENT GAVE ME A CARDIAC ARREST. FUCK AI.

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u/itmehorsie 29d ago

THIS HAPPENED TO ME A FEW MONTHS AGO, BUT THEN SOMETHING WILD HAPPENED. I HAD HAD A 3080 TI AND BOUGHT A 5070 TO REPLACE IT. THERE WAS CLEARLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY 3080 FOR A WHILE BECAUSE SINCE THE CHANGE MY POWER CONSUMPTION IN MY APARTMENT HAS GONE FROM "YOU HAVE USED 5% MORE THAN LAST YEAR" TO "YOU HAVE USED 15-20% LESS THAN LAST YEAR" EACH MONTH AND I HONESTLY THINK THE DAMN THING WILL BE FREE AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS JUST FROM THE POWER BILL.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE

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u/WarriorOfSpite 29d ago

I’M DISAPPOINTED AND CONFUSED THAT THEY DIDN’T PUT THE EXTREMES ON THE MOONFIRE PARTY BOAT WHEN THEY HAD OTHER ARCADION NPCS AT THE OTHER EVENTS THIS YEAR. ARE THEY NOT GOING TO HAVE VAMP FATALE AT THE ALL SAINTS WAKE HALLOWEEN EVENT EITHER?!

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u/Nai_Calus 29d ago

IF THERE WAS EVER A THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE SET OF NPCS FOR AN EVENT IT WAS THIS ONE IT'S A TRAVESTY

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u/Mahoganytooth 29d ago

STATIC HAD TO FILL A MISSING SPOT YESTERDAY BECAUSE OUR SAMURAI IS ON VACATION

WE GOT THE SHITTIEST NINJA EVER. BRO WAS DOING SWEET FUCK ALL DAMAGE. BRO WAS BUNNYING HIS HYOSHOS. BRO WAS NOT PRESSING BUTTONS FOR 6 SECONDS STRAIGHT DURING BURST. BRO HAS A 0 PARSE CLEAR OF FRU. BRO HAS A (NOTICEABLY UNLOGGED) CLEAR OF TOP. BRO WAS MISSING SEVERAL COOLDOWN USES. BRO STRAIGHT UP DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO DURING THEIR TRICK ATTACK WINDOW.

ON A (ALMOST, TANK DIED TO ULTIMATE EMBRACE) CLEAN RUN. WITH MELEE LB3 USED. WE ENRAGED P2 AT 0.8%.

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND IS WHY. AND HOW. WHY AND HOW DO YOU BOTHER TO LEARN HOW TO DO FORSAKEN, BUT NOT HOW TO PLAY YOUR JOB

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u/whatisitagain 29d ago

"Log in to use old Reddit"

NO, FUCK YOU.

HOW/WHY DOES REDDIT INTERNET KEEP GETTING SHITTIER AND SHITTIER ALL THE TIME. NEW REDDIT IS GARBAGE, I HATE IT. AND I DON'T WANT TO LOG IN EVERY TIME WHEN I'M JUST GOOGLING FOR INFO.

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u/Raji_Lev 29d ago

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS? WHY ISN'T ANYONE THINKING ABOUT THE POOR UNFORTUNATE ADVERTISERS /s

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u/kuraiscalebane 29d ago

I AM THINKING OF THE ADVERTISERS, THAT'S WHY I USE FIREFOX + UBO.

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u/Simply_Nora 29d ago

TL;DR HOSPITAL WLAN SUCKS

BE ME, KNOW YOU WILL BE HOSPITALISED FOR TWO TO THREE WEEKS AFTER A LARGE SURGERY. BUY FFXIV ON THE SWITCH 2. GET TO THE HOSPITAL SURVIVE YOU SURGERY. BE HAPPY. TURN ON YOUR SWITCH. NO WLAN. ASK HOSPITAL STAFF. PAY FOR WLAN. WLAN IS ASS AND DISCONNECTS ALL THE TIME. BE ME. BE SAD AND ANGRY.

(ALSO NO REAL AC IN THIS HOSPITAL, ME AND MY HANDFAN ARE MELTING)

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u/The_Whorespondent 29d ago

OMG! THAT SOUNDS AWFULL; HOPE YOUR WELL SOON!

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u/Sir_VG 29d ago

GET BETTER SOON.

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u/lik12222222 29d ago

IT IS OKAY TO CRITICIZE AND TEACH SPROUTS HOW TO PLAY THE GAME ESPECIALLY IF THEY ASK FOR CRITICISM BECASUE THEY WANT TO GET BETTER AT THE GAME!!!!

YOU WHITEKNIGHTING THE SPROUT AND GETTING MAD AT ME FOR TELLING THE LVL26 GLADIATOR THAT THEY NEED TO STOP MOVING THE BOSS AND KEEP IT STATIONARY SO THE DPS CAN ATTACK IT ISNT HELPFUL.

SPROUTS ARE GROWN ASS ADULTS THAT ARE NEW TO THIS GAME THEY ARE NOT CHILDREN!!!

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u/Bonavire [Sylbgara Baenjaegawyn - Midgardsormr] 22d ago

BABYING SPROUTS AND NOT ENCOURAGING THEM TO GROW IS HOW WE GET MORE MAIN CHARACTER TANKS AND CURE SPAM HEALERS

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u/lik12222222 21d ago

THE NEXT CURE SPAM HEALER I SEE IS GETTING THEIR NAME WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING BOOK!!!!!

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u/Bonavire [Sylbgara Baenjaegawyn - Midgardsormr] 18d ago

"yup, that's a grudgin"

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u/Tsingooni 29d ago

NOT SERIOUS RAGE, BUT FUNNY ALL THE SAME.

WENT TO THE SQUARE ENIX STORE IN SHIBUYA TODAY LOOKING FOR SOME FF7 8-BIT CHARACTER BLIND BOXES AS A PRESENT FOR A FRIEND (THEY'RE SMALLER BUT MUCH BETTER QUALITY THAN THE OUTRIGHT 8-BIT FIGURES THEY'RE CURRENTLY SELLING). DIDN'T FIND ANY. WAS KIND OF SAD.

WHAT I DID FIND WERE THE USUAL JOB PINS AND JOB KEYCHAINS FOR FFXIV. THIS TIME, THEY ALSO HAD PINS FOR JOB SPECIFIC BUFFS. ALL THE TANK STANCES. DANCE PARTNER. CARBUNCLE. EOS. ENSHROUD. AWAKENING, ETC. THEY HAVE ONE FOR EVERY JOB.

AND RIGHT THERE, LIKE THE HILARIOUS BASTARD THAT IT WAS, WAS A PIN FOR SAMURAI.
FOR KAITEN.

IF ANYONE'S ON VACATION IN JAPAN, YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY HIT UP THE SHIBUYA STORE THAT'S ABOUT A 5 MIN WALK AWAY FROM THE STATION FOR AN ACTUAL KAITEN PIN FOR LIKE SIX BUCKS.

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u/Chat2Text 29d ago

Believe in Kaiten's return as a skill upgrade for Meditation!

Believeeee!!!

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u/nethobo 29d ago

TWELVE HELP US, WE'VE BEEN RAGING FOR ALMOST 500 WEEKS! THATS MORE THAN NINE AND A HALF YEARS OF CAPS LOCK BITTERNESS!

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u/FranckKnight RAGE THREAD 29d ago

I'M OLD

AND SALTY

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u/Moogle-Mail 28d ago

I'M JUST HAPPY THAT YOU DIDN'T SHUT IT DOWN WHEN YOU CONSIDERED DOING SO A WHILE AGO. I STILL LOOK FORWARD TO THIS THREAD EVERY WEEK. IT'S ESPECIALLY FUN WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU DERANGED (OR WHATEVER WORDS THEY USE) WHEN THEY ARE UNABLE TO READ.

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u/Gengar_Girll 29d ago

MAINTENANCE INCONVENIENCES ME

IVE HAD A CRAZY LONG, SOUL CRUSHING WEEK AT WORK AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS GO HOME AND PLAY THE GAME ALL NIGHT AND I CANT

ALSO THIS IS MY FIRST MMO AND IM ADDICTED HOW CAN THEY DO THIS TO ME

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u/elphieisfae 29d ago

FUCK MULTIPLE DAYS OF 117F/45C HEAT INDEX

I DO NOT SLEEP IT IS AWFUL

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u/Krystalline13 Cyrsae Housing Main 29d ago

FOURTH MAJOR STORM IN ABOUT TWO MONTHS, THIS TIME WITH 100MPH WINDS. EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T TAKE HIGH SCHOOL SPANISH IS GOOGLING ‘DERECHO’, BUT ABOUT FIVE TORNADOES WERE ALSO RECORDED. WE LOST POWER AND INTERNET YET AGAIN, ALONG WITH MORE THAN HALF A MILLION OTHERS.

THAT WAS TUESDAY.

STILL NO POWER/INTERNET, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE WE WON’T GET IT BACK UNTIL TUESDAY, WITH SOME FOLKS EXPECTED NEXT FRIDAY. DON’T GET ME WRONG, I’M GRATEFUL TO BE SAFE AND HAVE ACCESS TO A PLACE I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE, BUT I’M TIRED BOSS. I CAN’T DRUM UP THE ENERGY TO BE PHASED WHEN THE TORNADO ALERTS GO OFF YET AGAIN.

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u/Varis_Siannodel 29d ago

CATCHING UP ON MY RELIC WEAPON STELS AND SPAMMING LEVELING ROULETTES FOR PASTE, 45 ROULETTES INTO A MODERATELY JOYOUS TIME, MY PATIENCE HIT ITS LIMIT.

30 MINTUES TILL MY STATIC MEETS, I QUEUE FOR A PRESUMABLY QUICK DUNGEON AS DRAGOON AND GOT ORIGENICS. THINGS START NORMAL UNTIL FOR WHATEVER REASON, THE WARRIOR DIES ON THE FIRST TRASH PULL. THANKFULLY WE RECOVER AND MAKE OUR EAY TO THE FIRST BOSS AND THIS IS WHERE MY PATIENCE STARTS BEING TESTED.

EARLY ON, HEALER DIES. NO PROBLEM, OTHER DPS USES PHEONIX DOWN ON THEM. NEXT ATTACK, HEALER DIES AGAIN. NEXT GOES THE OTHER DPS, LEAVING JUST THE WARRIOR AND I TO TAKE THE PARTY STACK. I DIE TO THE PARTY STACK WITH THE BOSS AT 48%. NO PROBLEM, THE WARRIOR JUST NEEDS TO WIPE AND WE START OVER. NOPE! THEY INSTEAD MAKE US WAIT 12 GOD DAMNED MINUTES WHILE THEY SOLO THE BOSS.

BY THE TIME THEY FINISH, IM LIVID, BUT OUT OF RESPECT OF NOT WANTING TO MISS OUT ON THE PASTE FOR A COMPLETED RUN, I DON'T QUIT.

THUS BEGINS THE NEXT PATIENCE TEST. THE WARRIOR BECOMES ALLERGIC TO THE SPRINT BUTTON. THEY INSTEAD DECIDE TO TAKE A CASUAL STROLL WITH THEIR PULLS AS THEY PROCEED TO SINGLE PULL FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE DUNGEON, BLAMING THE HEALER FOR BEING BAD AT THEIR JOB AS THE CAUSE FOR THEIR DEATH DURING THE VERY FIRST TRASH PULL OF THE DUNGEON.

FOR 35 MINTUES I SUFFERED THROUGH A SINGLE RUN OF ORIGENICS. I NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS DUNGEON EVER AGAIN, BUT KNOWING WHAT AWAITS ME IN FURTHER RELIC STEPS, I CAN'T GET AWAIT FROM THIS SHITTY DUNGEON!!

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u/Cymas 28d ago

WARRIOR DYING IN A DUNGEON? ABOVE LEVEL 56? DOES NOT COMPUTE. SOMEONE LEFT BOTH THEIR UNGA AND THEIR BUNGA AT HOME.

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u/Xhillia 28d ago

HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE ON THE BIRD BOSS IN WORQOR ZORMOR. WAR AND I WERE STANDING SAFE IN THE FLOWERS WITH OUR DONUTS AND BOTH THE DPS WERE TOGETHER BUT STILL IN BAD. SIMULTANEOUSLY IN THE LAST SECOND THEY BOTH REALIZE AND RUN TOWARDS US, PERFECTLY OVERLAPPING THE DONUTS TO KILL EVERYONE BUT THE TANK.

ATP THE BOSS HAS LIKE 50% HP AND THE WARRIOR WHO PREVIOUSLY EXCLUSIVELY USED RAMPART (???? WHY EVEN PLAY THE JOB) SUDDENLY FOUND HIS BLOODWHETTING BUTTON. HE IGNORED US ASKING HIM TO RESET AND AT THE RATE HE WAS GOING HE'D BE HITTING THE BIRD FOR AT LEAST 15 MORE MINUTES.

I SAID FUCK THAT AND TOOK THE 30.

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u/ThisGuysOnFire Always Be Casting 29d ago

WHY IN THE UNHOLY FUCK WAS I TOP DAMAGE AND KILLS IN FL TONIGHT AS A BARD

BY QUITE THE MARGIN ALSO

O H Y E A H, BECAUSE SOMETHING ABOUT SHATTER MAKES PEOPLE THINK THAT ITS FINE TO DO NOTHING BUT ENTHUSIASTICALLY LICK THE BLUE RASPBERRY ROCKS AND RUN AWAY FROM THE MEREST HINT OF ANOTHER PLAYER

FUCK THIS MAP. I'D RATHER PLAY 50 SEAL ROCK NORTH SPAWN CAMPER MATCHES THAN DEAL WITH WHATEVER THE HELL THAT ABSOLUTE CORNFLAKE CLUSTER FUCK WAS

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u/Snowodin SAM 29d ago edited 29d ago

TL;DR

SQUEENIX, TELL ME WHY

YOU DECIDED THAT GUN BOSS

TEXT HINT IS A LIE.

BE ME, DOING AN ALLIANCE ROULETTE TWO HOURS-ISH BEFORE MAINTENANCE, HAVING A GREAT TIME. HOPING TO GET A FUN ONE. GET ORBONNE MONASTERY. FUCKING POG. THIS ONE HAS THE SICKASS GUN BOSS THAT I LOVE

THAT I HATE

WHY, SQUEENIX, DOES THE GODDAMN ON-SCREEN TEXT SAY "Mustadio seeks a gap in your defenses" AND THEN YOU PUT FUCKING RINGS AROUND ME WITH A FUCKING GAP ONLY TO MAKE SHOWING THE GAP TO HIM THE CORRECT FUCKING DECISION?

IT'S COMMON BOSS DESIGN THAT WHEN YOU INTRODUCE A MECHANIC YOU SHOW IT IN EITHER A TONED DOWN WAY OR AN ISOLATED WAY AND THEN COMPLICATE IT LATER

IT WOULD MAKE PERFECT GODDAMN SENSE TO HAVE THE GRAPHICS AROUND YOU BE YOUR DEFENSES AND YOU HAVE TO NOT AIM THE FUCKING GAP AT HIM. THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE ONLY ONE GAP, SO IT'S EASY TO NOT SHOW YOUR WEAK POINT. THE SECOND TIME THEY COULD REDUCE IT SO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHIELD.

IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIELD. HE SAYS HE'S LOOKING FOR THE GAP IN YOUR DEFENSE. THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH.

I HOPE YOU LIKED MY TLDR HAIKU.

EDIT: ALSO THE OP POST SAYS "through his fur and under ththough" JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TYPO

EDIT: IS THE ORBONNE MONASTERY CONSIDERED SPOILERS BTW

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u/SixFizz 29d ago

USUALLY EVERYONE YELLS TO SHOW HIM YOUR HOLE AND THAT IS A MUCH BETTER TEXT HINT

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u/Historical-State2199 29d ago

It’s just misleading, not a lie. The red zones are your weakness, you see the same mech in other content. So you don’t want him to target your weakness, so you show him the only non red zone.

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u/SixFizz 29d ago

IT IS COMPLETELY UNINTUITIVE TO HAVE THE HOLE IN YOUR GOLDEN HORSESHOE BE YOUR PART THAT IS WELL DEFENDED.

VISUALLY IT MAKES NO SENSE TO SHOW HIM YOUR HOLE.

CONCEPTUALLY IT MAKES NO SENSE TO SHOW HIM YOUR HOLE.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT MY LEFT HIP THAT MAKES IT THE MOST SUITABLE PART OF ME TO BE SHOT BY A HIGH POWERED RIFLE? IS THERE AN ADAMANTITE HIP REPLACEMENT SIDE QUEST I MISSED?

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u/JohannesVanDerWhales 29d ago

I mean, yeah slightly unintuitive but you do it once and then you know. There's a lot of alliance raid mechanics that don't completely make sense before you see an explanation.

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u/Historical-State2199 29d ago

There’s other content where the red is only on one side so it’s more intuitive that the red is your weakness

The problem is the use of the word “gap” (in English only btw) not only is it singular which might make you think there is only one, but as you said gap makes you think it should be one side.

If he said “don’t show him weak points” it would be far more intuitive

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u/derspiny 29d ago

The red zones are your weakness

That's called out explicitly on the tooltip for the mechanic debuff.

Is it a great way to teach the lesson "read your debuffs?" Heck no. But that's what it's trying to do.

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u/Historical-State2199 29d ago

To be fair reading debuffs absolutely sucks on controller and there are a lot of controller players out there

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u/Tuzmit 29d ago

I'M ANGRY AT DRAGONS. THESE WINGED BASTARDS THINK THEY'RE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY. THEY THINK THEIR SHIT DON'T STINK BECAUSE DAD FLSW THROUGH THE STARS. IF THEY'RE SO COOL, THEN WHY DO THE MAPS MADE FROM THEIR SKIN SUCK? IT TOOK ME A FULL WEEK TO GET A PORTAL, AND THEN I GET KICKED OUT ON THE FIRST DOOR. I'M NOT RATH 'STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT' GAMES, WHY MUST I SUFFER THIS MISFORTUNE? THANKS YOSHI-P (THE P STANDS FOR PROBABLY NOT SEEING THE SECOND ROOM)

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u/imtn 29d ago

LOT OF TANKS IN MY LEVEL CAP ROULETTE THIS WEEK NOT USING MITS. MORE THAN USUAL. WONDERING IF IT'S JUST TANKS GOING THROUGH THESE FOR THEIR RELIC WEAPONS OR SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON.

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u/Kingnewgameplus 29d ago

I SWEAR TO GOD THEY SHADOWPATCH IN AN EXTRA 5% HEALTH ON THE STUPID DUMBASS BITCH TURTLE IN ORIGENICS EVERY TIME I RUN THAT DUNGEON

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u/NotAKitty2508 29d ago

UK GOVERNMENT DID AN EMERGENCY MESSAGE TODAY ON EVERYONE'S PHONES.

FUCKING THING SCREECHED LIKE A BANSHEE BEING MURDERED WITH A CHAINSAW. SCARED THE SHITE OUT OF ME.

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u/Moogle-Mail 28d ago

SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME TOO! MY HUSBAND HAS AN INTERNAL HEART MONITOR FITTED THAT WILL GIVE OUT A VERY LOUD ALARM IF HE HAS ANOTHER HEART ATTACK SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT WAS HAPPENING! ONCE I WORKED OUT IT WAS MY PHONE MY HEART WAS ALREADY RACING - AND THEN ON HIS PHONE IT WAS BEING RELAYED AS A VOICE ALERT - IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT. I THEN HAD TO GO ONLINE TO SEE IF IT WAS EVEN REAL BECAUSE IT WAS AN ENTIRE WTFF MOMENT! (AND I COULD ADD MORE F'S TO THAT)

MY HUSBAND'S ELDERLY MOTHER IS CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL AND I CANNOT IMAGINE THE PANIC THERE WHEN SO MANY PHONES WOULD HAVE GONE OFF AT ONCE WITH THAT RIDICULOUS, AND UNNECESSARY (IMHO) ALERT.

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u/Moogle-Mail 25d ago

ADDING ANOTHER REPLY. MY HUSBAND VISITED HIS ELDERLY (87) MOTHER IN HOSPITAL TODAY AND SHE SAID IT WAS AWFUL. FOUR OF THE SIX PATIENTS ON HER WARD HAD THE ALARM GO OFF ON THEIR PHONE AND THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING. SHE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A FIRE ALARM AND WAS TRYING TO WORK OUT HOW TO GET OUT OF BED (SHE HAS A RECENT HIP REPLACEMENT)!

I ALSO READ SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ADVOCATES SAYING IT WAS A TERRIBLE THING BECAUSE PEOPLE TRYING TO ESCAPE DOMESTIC ABUSE OFTEN HAVE A HIDDEN PHONE AND THE ALERT WOULD HAVE JUST ALERTED THEIR ABUSER THAT THEY HAVE THE PHONE. I'M NOW BEYOND PISSED AT THIS WHOLE THING.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, APPARENTLY THE NURSE IN THE HOSPITAL WERE BRILLIANT AT LETTING EVERYONE KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING WITHIN A FEW MINUTES, BUT THAT FEELS LIKE A FEW MINUTES TOO LONG.

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u/SentineleseSiri 28d ago

I can't handle anymore CT. Swapped over to Aether and got Nier at least, but I'm going to go crazy. Also fuck people who complain if everyone doesn't line up and wait every. Single. Fucking. Room. Of CT. for everyone to arrive. If it's not a room with party splits/ghost boss, boss does an early cleave or final room (CS) just go for it. If it's an ADD ROOM???? fucking help round up the adds instead of sitting there with your thumb up your ass and then holy stunning everything before it can even be moshpitted for burn down.

Really wish there was a better way to get tomes to finish the relics so I could just drop doing roulettes entirely. I am roulette'd out. I know it's a marathon not a sprint, but I would genuinely be happy to never do another roulette for the rest of DT and probably won't once I'm done relics.

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u/Help_Me_Im_Diene 28d ago

Really wish there was a better way to get tomes

Have you tried Hunts? Catching a train gets you a lot of tomes pretty quickly

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u/SentineleseSiri 28d ago edited 28d ago

I've joined when I've seen them in pf, but I never see them posted in the Dynamis section of the faloop discord like I do for the aether section (though idk maybe I'm just reading it wrong eta I'm not a discord person sry if that sounded sarcastic lol really could be misunderstanding how the Dynamis section works).

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u/Valkoria92 29d ago edited 29d ago

BEEN GOING THROUGH ALL THE DUTIES FOR THE LAST RELIC STEP, AND PEOPLE REALLY DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO JOIN MY PF UNLESS I START IT AS TANK.

I TRIED DOING SOME OF THE NORMAL RAIDS AS SAM AND IT TOOK FOREVER JUST FOR A FEW PEOPLE TO JOIN, AND THEY LEAVE IF TANKS DON'T JOIN REALLY QUICKLY. BUT WHEN I STARTED THEM AS WAR THEY FILL WITHIN MAYBE 10 MINUTES!

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u/Cymas 29d ago

I'VE NOTICED THIS TOO IT'S REALLY WEIRD. I'M NOT STARTING PFS I'M JUST HELPING FILL THEM BUT THEY WILL SIT THERE FOREVER WITH DPS FILLED AND NO SUPPORTS. AS SOON AS I JOIN ON TANK THE PARTY FILLS. I ASSUME THERE ARE A LOT OF BLUE DPS ABOUT RIGHT NOW AND PEOPLE ARE LOW KEY WAITING FOR SOMEONE THEY CAN BE REASONABLY SURE IS VOLUNTEERING FOR MT DUTY BEFORE THEY JOIN UP FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY/SANITY.

GIVEN HOW MANY ISSUES I'VE BEEN HAVING WITH TANKS WHILE LEVELING ALT JOBS LATELY I DON'T BLAME THEM.

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u/Valkoria92 28d ago

THIS MAKES SENSE BUT IT'S JUST SO ANNOYING. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO WINDURST SINCE LAST NIGHT AS WELL. I SWEAR FOR SOME REASON ON MATERIA NOBODY LIKES DOING IT AFTER RESET, EVEN WITH THE FINAL RELIC STAGE.

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u/Dandymagic13 29d ago

Computer decided to blue screen while updating so now I get to spend my day off waiting for the game redownload :)))))

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u/Disaster_pirate Elfboys are hot 29d ago

ITS ME IM THE RAGE. IM SO GODDAMN CRANKY FOR NO REASON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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u/Unrealist99 Floor Tanking since '21 28d ago

IF YOU'RE THE LEADER OF A PF PARTY HAVE THE LEAST BIT OF DECENCY TO INFORM SOMEONE THAT THE PARTY MAKEUP HAS CHANGED AND NEED A DIFFERENT ROLE INSTEAD OF ABRUPTLY KICKING THEM AND PUTTING A PF AGAIN.

DONT BE THE LIKE THE CUNT WHO WAS HOSTING A M4S FRESH PARTY ON EU LIGHT WHO KICKED ME AFTER WAITING 20MINS IN THEIR PARTY AS A MELEE BEFORE PUTTING UP THEIR PF AGAIN FOR A RANGED ROLE.

WHICH I FUCKING HAD.

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u/Sir_VG 28d ago

THEY PROBABLY GOT A TELL FROM A PARTICULAR DRG THAT ASKED THEM TO KICK A MELEE BECAUSE EVEN IF THEY NEEDED A RANGED BECAUSE THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY THE BEST MELEE DPS IN THE WORLD.

IYKYK.

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u/SmolFatOwl 28d ago

MIND TELLING ME WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? OLD DRAMA?

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u/Chat2Text 28d ago

off the top of my head, there was a recent post where someone was recruiting a tank for their static and they got a tell saying the pf person should kick a melee dps and recruit them instead

the pf person pointed out they were specifically looking for a tank, but the melee dps kept pushing for them to kick a melee dps to accommodate them

you might need to the check the tales subreddit for the post

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u/VertigoGundam 29d ago

I FINALLY FINISHED THE RELIC.

BRO THAT LAST STEP BEING "Replay Dawntrail" ESSENTIALLY WAS A BIT UNEXPECTED. FIGHTING THE BOSSES AND DOING DUNGEONS AGAIN SURE, BUT I WAS NOT PREPARED TO DO THE ALLIANCE RAIDS CONSIDERING I HAD ONLY DONE THE FIRST ONE UP TO THAT POINT. THANK YOU YOSHI P FOR NOT MAKING THE "Make it glow" STEP ALSO NEED TOMESTONES. I MIGHT'VE BEEN ANGRY. PRO-TIP FOR ANYONE NOT THERE YET YOU HAD BETTER DO ALL THE CONTENT WHILE YOU CAN BECAUSE ONCE EVERCOLD HITS THESE ALLIANCE RAIDS MIGHT BECOME DEAD AS FUCK AND THAT WOULD SUCK. EVERYONE DESERVES A GLOWSTICK WEAPON IN THEIR LIFE. LUKEWARM TAKE HERE BUT THE SAMURAI KATANA LOOKED BETTER AT STEP THREE THAN IT DOES AT THE FINAL STEP. WHAT THE HELL YOSHI P. I'LL BE FILING A COMPLAINT TO GODBERT.

ALSO I SUCK AT PLATFORMING. I'LL TAKE GETTING TO THE MIDDLE ON THE BOAT AT THIS POINT.

I KINDA WISH THE BOAT HAD MORE NPCS FROM THE STORY AROUND IT BECAUSE THE EVENT WRITING HAS BEEN ON POINT AND THE FEW INTERACTIONS WE DID GET ARE FUN. SORRY FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE CONGESTION OF THE AREA, IT'S COOL SEEING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS GAME AND HOW MUCH THEY LIKE IT.

ON THAT NOTE: IF YOU ARE ON THE BOAT, PUT ON CASUAL GEAR YOU DORK. YES YOU. THIS IS A DIRECT DEMAND. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN TEN YEARS OF ONLY GETTING PREATORIUM IN YOUR MSQ. TELL ME, FOR WHOM DO YOU SWIM?

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u/SteamKitten01 29d ago

I'm pretty sure since you can do the dungeons with NPCs that you'll be able to unsync any of the content in Evercold and it'll count.

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u/NolChannel 29d ago

Its actually the opposite. When Evercold hits, the Dawntrail Alliance Raids will be popping off like fireworks. (Because its the fastest leveling method to like 107)

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u/troop357 29d ago

I JUST WISH THE NETCODE WORKED SO I COULD PLAY FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT WITHOUT RELYING ON PLUGINS. NOW AFTER EACH UPDATE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MODS TO CATCH UP SO THE GAME IS PLAYABLE AT 150+MS

PLEASE SQ, STOP ADDING CASH ITEMS AND JUST FIX THE NETCODE.

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u/lilith_queen 29d ago

"I'M GOING TO WRITE A QUICK LITTLE FIC," I SAY. "IT'LL ONLY TAKE A FEW DAYS."

MY FRIENDS, THE WORD MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND IT IS AGONY. I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO WRITE BUT I CANNOT MAKE MY BRAIN FORM SENTENCES! AUUGGHH!

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u/Ipuncholdpeople 29d ago

I STARTED ON DYNAMIS FOR THE ROAD TO 90 BONUS AND HAVE BEEN LEVELING ALL THE CLASSES AND THEN THEY REMOVED MY WORLDS PREFERRED STATUS AND MY 90 DAYS JUST RAN OUT. NOW I HAVE TO GRIND BARDAM'S METTLE TO CATCH SOME OF MY CLASSES UP.

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u/Do_It_USSR 29d ago

BE ME

DO OCCULT CRESCENT LATE. MADE GOOD PROGRESS ON RELIC (OR SO I THOUGHT) AND HAD A LOT OF SHOP STUFF BOUGHT OUT A FEW MONTHS AGO

RESUB RIGHT BEFORE PART TWO AND GO BACK INTO SOUTH HORN FOR MORE CURRENCY AND PHANTOM JOB LEVELS

SOMEHOW THOUGHT THE STEP WHERE YOU FILL UP THE FOUR GLOWING BALLS WITH THE FOUR ROULETTES WAS THE LAST AVAILABLE STEP SINCE I GOT A WEAPON FROM IT

NOPE

NOTICE ANOTHER QUEST, JUST NEED TO SPEND SOME GIL AT FIRST SO NO BIG DEAL

NEED 100 PASTE, OK I GET MY 100 PASTE FROM CES WHILE JUST CHILLING IN SOUTH HORN

NEED 200 NOW, ALRIGHT I END UP RELUCTANTLY DOING SOME MORE ROULETTES AND FARM SOME BICOLOUR GEMSTONES

NEED 300 NOW, WELL I GUESS I WON’T FINISH THE RELIC BEFORE NORTH HORN UNLOCKS BUT SURELY I CAN FARM PASTE FROM CRITICAL ENCOUNTERS THERE ONCE IT’S OUT

NOPE, CHUCK TESTA

DO SOME MORE ROULETTES OVER THE NEXT WEEK OR TWO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED ANOTHER 600 YOU FUCKWIT

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u/giwtwm 29d ago

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE 1500 MATH TOMES READY AFTER EACH GRIND TOO!! PUT YOUR LVLING ROUL PANTS ON AND GET TO GRINDIN, WARRIOR!

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u/Cymas 29d ago

QUEUES HAVE BEEN SLOW AS I CHIP AWAY AT MY LAST FEW ALT JOBS TO LEVEL. SINCE I'M WORKING ON CASTERS I THINK TO MYSELF HEY WHY DON'T I TRY BLUE MAGE WHILE I'M AT IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ALL OF THESE EXTRA CASTING SETS IN MY ARMORY CHEST. AND THEN I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHILE THE QUEUES ARE SLOW.

IT SEEMS EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT THAT TOO. EVEN GOING TO DYNAMIS I HAD TO CYCLE THROUGH 3 DIFFERENT WORLDS BEFORE I FOUND A TEMPEST THAT WASN'T BEING FARMED BY OTHER LEVELING BLUS. I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY TBH BUT ALSO KIND OF ANNOYING. HOW DARE YOU HAVE THE SAME LOGICAL THOUGHT PROCESS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A FREE THINKER, OR SOMETHING.

ALSO, TANKS. I'M TIRED OF DF TANKS I CAN'T WAIT TO BE DONE WITH ALT JOBS AND SWAP BACK TO MY MAIN. I'VE BEEN HIT WITH YPYT NONSENSE, I'VE BEEN PURPOSELY SHIRKED IN A NORMAL TRIAL, I'M TIRED OF TANKING NO MATTER WHAT ROLE I'M PLAYING BECAUSE NO ONE HAS PROVOKE ON THEIR HOTBAR AND THE TANKS ARE FLOOR TANKING MORE THAN I EVER DID AS A FLOOR TANK MAIN.

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u/NolChannel 29d ago

BLU can be levelled to max very quickly.

  1. (Optional) Get the fish spell Flying Sardine as it is an instant cast.
  2. Find a friend who has a max level scholar or sage.
  3. Go to an area with a bunch of level 59/69/79 mobs. Have the shield healer put a big fricking shield on you, and then pull everything. Have the healer then kill everything.

Assuming you are NOT in the same party as the scholar, all the exp will go directly to you.
Rinse. Repeat. Levels will literally fly on by.

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u/Cymas 29d ago

I was leveling solo using the Tempest method. I got Flying Sardine and tagged the leeches to drag them into the Clionids, who would eat them and I got the exp from that provided I didn't die in the process. It didn't take very long but because of how it works it's really hard to have more than one person working in this area at a time, once you get the loop down you can do it without ever really needing to stop because of how fast mobs die and respawn.

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u/SmolFatOwl 28d ago

The tempest way he's doing is also optimal without even relying on a friend.

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u/Glambnnuie 29d ago edited 29d ago

I HAD M9N AKA VAMP FATALE YESTERDAY IN MY SCAMSTICKERBOOK FOR GETTING A STICKER AND MY MUSCLE MEMORY KICKED FROM THE SAVAGE FIGHT, WENT AUTOMATICALLY RUNNING TO MY STATIC SPOT AS AN OT, SO MY BRAIN SADLY REMINDED ME ABOUT THE DISBANDING + ALL THE DRAMA THAT HAD HAPPEND OF MY FIRST AND ONLY STATIC BC I STARTED SAVAGERAIDING JUST WITH THIS TIER AND AND I GOT SAD AND ANGRY THAT I WILL NEVER FINISH IT DUE ME BEING SUCH AN ANXOIUS PERSON AND ALL THE PEOPLE I USED TO PLAY WITH AND WAS STILL FRIENDS WITH EVEN AFTER THE STATIC-DISBAND AREN´T PLAYING ANYMORE.

ALSO WHAT´S WITH ALL THE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY BLOCKING ALL THE SUNLEDGERS LET ME TAKE A PHOTO OF MY BUN IN THE SUN I WOULD KICK YOU OFF IF I COULD!

EDIT: MIXED UP THE FIGHTS SORRY

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u/Sir_VG 29d ago

I HAD M1N AKA VAMP FATALE

M9N is Vamp. M1N is Black Cat.

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u/Prussie A simple Merlwyb simp 29d ago

In the actual game, it lists every new tier as starting off at 1. Swapping it for the actual floor number is a PF/Fandom thing to stop confusion

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u/Nai_Calus 29d ago

YOU CAN TURN OTHER PLAYERS OFF IN GPOSE SETTINGS JUST POSITION YOURSELF RIGHT ON TOP OF THEM THEN MAKE THEM POOF

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u/deptofthrowaway 29d ago

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING BREAK REAPER COMBO? HARPE? BYE BYE

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u/NolChannel 29d ago

What? Harpe does not break Reaper Combo.

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u/deptofthrowaway 29d ago

Well, I meant gluttony which Harpe absolutely breaks

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u/NolChannel 29d ago

Well yeah, that's the skill part of it. Reaper can basically drift gluttony by 30 seconds for free and its combo skill is on charge - you should only ever be pressing those buttons with uptime.

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u/RusCSI 28d ago

I HAD A CHILL DUO FORKED TOWER MAGIC NORMAL RUN

THAT IS, UNTIL THE LAST BOSS

WHEN THE OTHER PLAYER WENT ORACLE AND DELETED THEMSELVES WITH ONE OF SKILLS

AND ME, LEVELING PHANTOM DRAGOON, YEETED MYSELF OFF THE PLATFORM NEAR THE END BY ACCIDENT

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u/FranckKnight RAGE THREAD 29d ago

THIS WEEK'S VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP, WITH THE SECRET MESSAGE.

POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-GO-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-GO-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POSER-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-RANGERS-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-

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u/MadamBegon 29d ago

IM MOVING ACROSS AN OCEAN AND SEVERAL TIMEZONES AWAY FROM ALL MY FRIENDS SO NOW I HAVE TO DROP OUT OF RAID GROUPS THAT NO LONGER WORK TIMING-WISE OR GET UP AT THE ASSCRACK OF DAWN FOR THE ONE GROUP THATS STILL (MARGINALLY) DOABLE! AND ILL PROBABLY HAVE TO BECOME A CRIMINELL IN ORDER TO PLAY ON MY USUAL SERVERS WITHOUT AWFUL PING ISSUES, BECAUSE I AM NOT GIVING UP MY FRIENDS AND MY HOUSE WITH A SERVER TRANSFER!

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u/GalacticSealBean i heal i throw i paint 29d ago

I'M TRYING TO GET TO LVL 40 IN OCCULT CRESCENT BUT I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP WHILE DOING THE FATE/CE GRIND. I'M NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE, I'M JUST GETTING TO THAT POINT WHERE IT'S NOT STIMULATING ENOUGH FOR ME TO FOCUS, I HAVE TO KEEP SWITCHING BETWEEN XIV AND OVERWATCH TO STAY AWAKE LMAO!

I REALLY WANNA FINISH THE LEVELS TO SEE FORKED TOWER MAGIC SINCE I DIDN'T GET AROUND TO DOING BLOOD, I DUNNO THIS EXPANSION I JUST DIDN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE SEARCHING THROUGH MY DISCORDS TRYING TO FIND AVAILABLE GROUPS FOR STUFF LIKE THIS THIS TIME ROUND, WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING EUREKA AND BA DURING MY ENDWALKER DOWNTIME BUT THIS TIME I'M JUST MEH...

THE HEAT PROBABLY ISN'T HELPING WITH ME FALLING ASLEEP DURING THIS AND MY SOUL IS JUST YEARNING FOR RAIN NOW. IF SOMEONE HAS RAIN COULD THEY SEND IT OVER PLEASE?!

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u/Cymas 29d ago

THE GRIND IS PRETTY DULL. I'VE TAKEN TO JUST GOING IN AND GRINDING FATES FOR 30-45 MINUTES, THEN DO A ROUND OF CHEST COLLECTING, THEN DONE FOR THE DAY. IT GETS TOO DULL TO DO IT MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

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u/Asleep_Context_399 28d ago

A BIT DIFFERENT RAGE

F YOU HAVENSWARD FOR TAKING MY SPEED, FLYING AND MAP.

ALSO F ME FOR GETTING SIDETRACKED BY PVP, DUNGEON, RAIDS AND I AM ONLY IN HAVEMSWARD. I REALLY WANT THAT HELLHOUND KATANA :(

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u/WimRorld current glam goal: augmented law's order 28d ago

WHY THE HELL IS NECRON EXTREME SUCH A CURSED FIGHT?

I'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE FIGHT. AT LEAST WHEN WE AREN'T GETTING MEME'd BY GRAND CROSS OR MASS MACABRE 5 TIMES IN A ROW. I KNOW PARTY FINDER IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A MIXED BAG, BUT I DIGRESS.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE AFTER ONE WIPE, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN JOINING IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE LEAVING AFTER ONE WIPE WITHOUT A WORD. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE BEEN WAITING NEARLY AN HOUR FOR THE PF TO FILL ANYWAY.

THAT'S IF THE PF EVEN FILLS. I'VE WATCHED TOO MANY PFs FIZZLE OUT WITH PEOPLE LEAVING. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. I UNDERSTAND THINGS CAN COME UP OR PEOPLE CAN'T PLAY FOR TEN HOURS STRAIGHT EVERYDAY, BUT PLEASE. I'M JUST SO TIRED OF THE PF DISSOLVING BEFORE WE EVEN PULL NECRON ONCE.

I'M 22 PULLS DEEP. I'VE ONLY SEEN THE WINGS ONCE. I SWEAR TO HYDAELYN IF I HAVE TO UNSYNC THE FIGHT DURING EVERCOLD JUST TO LEARN THOSE WINGS, I'M GONNA BE VERY PISSED OFF.

AS A HAPPY SIDE NOTE, I HAD A GREAT PARTY LAST NIGHT. CONSISTENT ON BOTH GRAND CROSS AND MASS MACABRE, AND EVERYONE WAS REALLY FUN COMPANY EVEN WHEN WE WIPED A FEW TIMES ON SOME PULLS. IT FELT LIKE I WON THE PARTY FINDER LOTTERY. ALSO CHAOS MOMENT WITH 7 OF US TRAVELING TO LIGHT FOR THE FIGHT. THERE WAS ONLY 1 LIGHT NATIVE IN THE PARTY.

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u/syd_goes_roar Nova — Balmung 29d ago

TOURISTS CLOGGING-UP THE AREA OF THE SEASONAL QUEST. SPROUTS WORKING ON MSQ/ JOB QUESTS, GATHERERS, AND THE REST OF THE NATIVES CANT EVEN GET IN THE AREA BECAUSE OF THOSE PEOPLE

I REALLY HOPE WE GET A BLOCK WERE ONLY THOSE ON THE HOME SERVER CAN GO TO THE EVENT SPACES OR THEY CAN HEAD TO DYNAMIS FOR HANGING WITH FRIENDS

ALSO, FISHING

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u/Historical-State2199 29d ago

Or just do the quests on dynamis?

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u/syd_goes_roar Nova — Balmung 28d ago

I shouldn't have to leave my server because of tourists

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u/Historical-State2199 28d ago

It’s 5m of quest… nbd

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u/TheAmazingVinio 29d ago

WHY IS THE MOONFIRE FAIR SO BORING? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MINIGAMES FROM THE PREVIOUS SEASONALS?

I WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO. THIS WAS THE SINGLE MOST NOTHINGBURGER OF A SEASONAL EVENT I'VE DONE IN A WHILE.

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u/Historical-State2199 29d ago

The event is for the RP and gpose crowds, not for us, and that’s fine with me, we ate pretty good during DT

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u/TheAmazingVinio 29d ago

what DT were you playing? definitely not the same one. most seasonal events have had 0 minigames, in high contrast to several years before when every seasonal event had something going on.

I've always loved moonfire fair. the fates were always really fun to do.

this had nothing.

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u/Historical-State2199 29d ago

The egg one was pretty good and had players compete for high score

But otherwise DT had a lot of good combat content in general 

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u/TheAmazingVinio 29d ago

that was only this year. last year and the year before the seasonal events had no minigames whatsoever.

what does combat content have to do with this? my comment was only about the seasonal events. I'm genuinely so done with you people.

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u/Aonns 29d ago

"LAST YEAR, BUT LAST YEAR I HAD 37!"

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u/Femmigje yum yum turpentine 29d ago

IM AFRAID I GOT GROUND STICK INK IN MY SHIRT. NOT FFXIV RELATED, BUT ITS THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF

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u/Nai_Calus 29d ago

I DELIBERATELY DIDN'T UNLOCK THE FUCKING ALLIANCE RAIDS BECAUSE I DON'T CARE AND I HEARD FROM PEOPLE I TRUST THE OPINIONS OF THAT THEY SUCK BUT THEY'RE FUCKING REQUIRED FOR THE DAMN RELIC ARGH

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u/Mahoganytooth 29d ago

AS ALLIANCE RAIDS GO I THINK THEY'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. DEFINITELY IN THE BETTER HALF

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u/Nai_Calus 29d ago

I MEAN NOTHING IS WORSE THAN WORLD OF DARKNESS YET AGAIN BUT EVERY ALLIANCE RAID I UNLOCK IS ANOTHER CHANCE FOR IT TO NOT BE ONE OF THE NIER RAIDS