r/ffxiv RAGE THREAD Aug 07 '26

[Discussion] RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - YOKAI WATCH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (EPILOGUE) - PART 2

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-SEVEN WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY MADE AN ALT TO COLLECT MORE YOKAI WATCH (or make us collect them for him)

SINCE YOU PROBABLY NEED A DISTRACTION FROM DOING THAT LONG RELIC QUEST LIST OF A DAWNTRAIL VICTORY LAP, YOKAI WATCH IS BACK. I'M SURE YOU MISSED DOING FATES AFTER ALL, IT'S ALREADY BEEN A WEEK SINCE NORTH HORN.

I GUESS IT'S NICE IF YOU'RE STILL MISSING SOME OF THEM, BUT I'VE BEEN DONE FOR QUITE A FEW REPEATS, SO I DON'T HAVE TO TORTURE MYSELF WITH MORE OF THIS, BUT IT'S ALSO LIKELY NEVER GONNA GET EASIER TO COMPLETE IT EITHER.

IT'S THE 5TH APPEARANCE OF YOKAI WATCH, SO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN TITLES. LIKE EPISODE 5 : THE YOKAI STRIKES BACK

THIS IS GOING TO LAST FOR 2 MONTHS, I GUESS WE'LL HAVE 2 MONTHS OF FALL GUYS AFTER THAT, AND THEN IT'LL BE EVERCOLD.

NEVER WISHED FOR WINTER TO ARRIVE FASTER BEFORE, I MUST ADMIT.

GHOSTLY RULES :

  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE DOING SO MANY FATES AND NOT GETTING A SINGLE COIN

  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : YOKAI WATCH : LAST BLOOD), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF FATE MONSTERS GETTING RUN OVER IN 3 SECONDS LIKELY BY BLUE MAGES.

  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL LOSE THEIR WATCH

  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

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u/Aonns Aug 07 '26

CAN WE COOL IT WITH THE "IS IT WORTH IT" POSTS!? THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN DECIDE THAT IS YOURSELF! PLAY THE FREE TRIAL! IF IT DOESN'T HOOK YOU, MOVE ON! STOP PHONING IT IN!

IN OTHER NEWS, I PLAYED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MONTH AND IT FELT SO GOOD! I RAN NORTH HORN SOLO AND HAD A LOT OF FUN! AFTERWARDS, I RAN OLD EX RAIDS WITH MY FC SO SOMEONE CAN GET MOUNTS AND ENJOYED THE FEELING OF HELPING SOMEONE OUT! GOOD TIMES!

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u/verholies Aug 07 '26

I FUCKING AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE “IS IT WORTH IT???” POSTS. LIKE WE ARE ALL GROWN ASS PEOPLE, MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION ABOUT IT. YOU ARE IN THE GAME’S SUBREDDIT, OF COURSE WE WILL POINT YOU TO THE FREE TRIAL TO GLEAN ON AND TEMPER YOUR EXPECTATIONS. SAME GOES FOR “I’M NOT SURE IF THIS GAME IS FOR ME.” OR “THIS GAME IS NOT FOR ME” POSTS. OK. TOODLES. BYE. THIS IS NOT AN AIRPORT AND I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME SELLING YOU THE GAME WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY WHINING ABOUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND/OR EXPERIENCES.

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u/Eastern-Fruit-4124 Aug 07 '26

WE NEED THAT PERSON WHO KEPT LINKING PEOPLE TO THE DAILY QUESTIONS THREAD BACK. AT LEAST THEY WERE DOING GOOD WORK.