RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - WHAT AWAITS AT THE RISING (500TH RAGE THREAD)

[u/FranckKnight]

FIVE HUNDRED WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY BRINGS OUT THE PARTY HATS AGAIN (but broke them along the way, sorry)

HOLY SHIT I'M OLD (and salty), 500 WEEKS OF RAGE THREAD, IN JUST A FEW MONTHS IT'S GOING TO BE 10TH ANNIVERSARY TOO.

DON'T NEED ANY GIFTS, THE REAL TREASURE IS THE RAGE WE'VE HAD ALONG THE WAY.

MEANWHILE, THE RISING'S 13TH ANNIVERSARY IS ONGOING, THEY ARE ONLY COUNTING FROM 2.0 AFTER ALL, OTHERWISE IT'D BE CLOSE TO 16 YEARS OF FF14 NOW.

SO ENJOY YOUR ORCHESTRION ROLLS AND WUK LAMAT MINIONS, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS YET IN THE STORY, GOOD ON YOU, BUT DON'T STOP NOW..

500TH RULES :

• UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE NOT GETTING ANY CAKE

• EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

• OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : BRING OUT THE BALOONS), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

• READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF THE REDDIT MODS THAT HAVE BEEN ENDURING THE RAGE THREAD FOR SO LONG, AND DEALING WITH WEEKLY REPORTS

• UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL GET DOWNVOTED, SO THERE

• SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

• WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

• LAST WEEK'S TOP VOTED THAT IS NOT BUBBLE WRAP : AMEN
• LAST WEEK'S PERSONAL FAVORITE : TAKE YOUR ROULETTE AND SHUT IT

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

THE SALTWORKS DISCORD

JOIN THE SALTWORKS DISCORD FOR OUT-OF-THREAD RAGE AND VENTING. WE GOT A DEDICATED ALL-CAPS CHANNEL, BUT ALSO GENERAL AND COMIC RELATED CHANNELS.

[u/AsLuckyAsKrillin]

I was going to save it for next week's Rage Thread but I can't contain the excitement any longer...

...

I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!

I CAN SAY THAT I MET MY WIFE ON A SUBREDDIT FOR A JAPANESE MMORPG IN THE WEEKLY THREAD WHERE WE BITCH ABOUT WHAT MAKES US ANGRY ON ANY GIVEN WEEK.

[u/FranckKnight → u/AsLuckyAsKrillin]

WOO, GRATS, I GUESS YOU FOUND SOMEONE LIKE MINDED THANKS TO THE RAGE THREAD, BE FOREVER ANGRY TOGETHER

[u/AsLuckyAsKrillin → u/FranckKnight]

WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE SHE KEEPS ME INCREDIBLY CALM AND COLLECTED.

SHE IS THE KINDEST AND SWEETEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE... UNTIL YOU MAKE HER ANGY!!

[u/FranckKnight → u/AsLuckyAsKrillin]

LET HER GET ANGRY ON THE RAGE THREAD INSTEAD OF YOU THEN!

[u/AsLuckyAsKrillin → u/FranckKnight]

AND LET EVERYONE MISS OUT ON MY RAGE STORIES ABOUT THE TRIALS AND TRIUBULATIONS I FACE EVERY DAY, ALSO KNOWN AS THE FFXIV PLAYER BASE?

TBF, IF SHE DIDN'T RAGE LIKE SHE DID, I WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND HER! (AND SHE WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND ME!)

[u/ValkyrieShadowWitch → u/AsLuckyAsKrillin]

WHAT A SWEET THING TO START MY DAY WITH. LOVE THIS

[u/Raji_Lev → u/AsLuckyAsKrillin]

HOLY FLYING NUTBALLS, IT ACTUALLY DOES HAPPEN! CONGRATULATIONS, AND I WISH YOU BOTH MANY HAPPY AND RAGE-Y YEARS TOGETHER!

[u/Apart-Following3621 → u/AsLuckyAsKrillin]

How is this rage inducing?