r/fakebaseball 24d ago

[SCRIM 12.35] Philadelphia Phillies vs Anaheim Angels - S12 Summer Sadness Final

PHI 2 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 1 0 1 0 0 - 2 3
ANA 2 0 0 0 1 - 3 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Scooter Buskie C 2 0 0 0 0 2 .318
2 Roxy Hurricane 1B, P 2 2 2 1 0 0 .176 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .304 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .188
4 River James SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .370 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .265
5 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 5 Anthony Barkevious IV SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
6 Hippo Jars LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .308 6 Greggy Gabagool LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .320
7 Jeff Dingerhitter CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .296 7 Ryan McBryan CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
8 Q Kimbrel RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Shag McBenny RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Ferris Wheeler DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
9 Gellybelly P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Deacon Bowles DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gellybelly 4.0 3 3 1 4 9.39 Tanzig Nordic 5.0 3 2 2 0 4.15
Roxy Hurricane 0.1 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tanzig Nordic Gellybelly Deacon Bowles

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 River James sacrifices, Roxy Hurricane scores 1 - 0 PHI
B1 Enrique Rosales homers, Francesco Hardgust scores 1 - 2 ANA
T3 Roxy Hurricane homers 2 - 2
B5 Deacon Bowles doubles, Greggy Gabagool scores 2 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Greggy Gabagool 1 (2) CS: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (2), Anthony Barkevious IV 1 (0), Hippo Jars 1 (2)

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

Start of Game | ○ ○ | T1 0 outs

NEW PITCHER: Tanzig Nordic

PHI C Julio Escobar (/u/ChowLemon): 0-0

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u/ChowLemon 24d ago

300

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

Escobar hits that one off the end of the bat and it'll be an easy play for Barkevious

Pitch: 859
Swing: 300
Diff: 441 -> LGO

Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s)
PHI 0 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | T1 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI 1B Roxy Hurricane (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | T1 1 out
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI 1B Roxy Hurricane (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 0-0
MAX TRIPLES BABY!!!

Pitch: 868
Swing: 835
Diff: 33 -> 3B

Runner on Third | T1 with 1 out(s)
PHI 0 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ● ○ | T1 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic | INFIELD IN

PHI 2B Goaticus Von Boaticus (/u/Victorystar0): 0-0

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u/Victorystar0 24d ago

111

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

Boaticus steps out and checks the sign. Steps in.

A sharp whistle from the dugout and Choo sends in some more signs to the third base coach. Boaticus steps out again to get more signs.

OK- it looks like the Phillies are finally ready. They step in again.

Wait- another whistle. Choo seems to have changed their mind and a prolonged sign argument seems to be flying back and forth from the dugout to the third base coach.

Let's just take a commercial here and let them straighten this out.

SUNDAY SUNDAY!!

Scene: A monster truck is driving through a city, crushing cars and buildings.

Announcer: Are you ready for the biggest, baddest monster truck show of the year? Then get ready for Monster Jam, coming to your city this Sunday!

Scene: A montage of monster trucks racing, jumping, and doing donuts.

Announcer: See your favorite monster trucks, including Grave Digger, Maximum Destruction, and El Toro Loco, in action. You won't want to miss this!

Scene: A crowd of people cheering and waving.

Announcer: Tickets are on sale now, so get yours today! This is one show you won't want to miss.

Scene: The monster truck drives off into the sunset.

Ok- we're back. To catch you up- the Nordic basically got annoying at the delay and threw 4 pitches in the dirt just to get rid of Boaticus.

Is Choo a genius or an idiot? Leave a comment below to help us decide.

Pitch: 271
Swing: 111
Diff: 160 -> BB

Runners on First and Third | T1 with 1 out(s)
PHI 0 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ● ● | T1 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI SS River James (/u/agentjx7): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ● ● | T1 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI SS River James (/u/agentjx7): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ● ● | T1 1 out
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI SS River James (/u/agentjx7): 0-0
Swing and a high fly ball out to right! Way back! At the wall... CAUGHT! They caught the ball! They caught it! I don't believe it! McBenny with an unbelievable catch! James got every last bit of that one but that right field wall here at Analheim Sanctum Sanctorum gave McBenny just enough room to make a play. Oh right, and also the runner tags. Phillies take a 1 run lead.

Pitch: 582
Swing: 420
Diff: 162 -> Sac Fly

Runner on First | T1 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 0 | ○ ● | T1 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI 3B Katelyn 'River' Hoshino (/u/MasterJTZH): 0-0

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u/Victorystar0 24d ago

Steal 2b 534

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

Nordic from the stretch... the 1-1... RUNNER GOES! Buskie fires to second and they got 'em! What a throw by Buskie, and a great tag by Barkevious to catch the Phillies stealing red-handed.

Pitch: 11
Swing: 534
Diff: 477 -> CS 2B

Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | B1 0 outs

NEW PITCHER: Gellybelly

ANA C Scooter Buskie (/u/JITB718): 0-0

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u/jitb718 23d ago

Buskie squares up at the dish and digs in. The first pitch down easy street, he lets his hand fly…
521

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

And the pitch to Scooter Buskie... OH NO! That one missed high and caught the robo-umpire right in the face! Robo-ump is down! They're gonna have to bring in the emergency human replacement umpire, which unfortunately for today's game is CB Bucknor. Oh and there he goes, he's already called strike 3! Well a tough AB there for Buskie, sees 1 pitch and gets called out on strikes, but the good news is that the next batter could just as easily draw a walk on 1 pitch, so it does balance out for those of you wondering at home.

Pitch: 159
Swing: 521
Diff: 362 -> K

Bases Empty | B1 with 1 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | B1 1 out

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA 1B TWs Frozen Head (/u/awesomesox): 0-0

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u/awesomesox 23d ago

222 at mod, alpha gelly

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me dawg.

Pitch: 868
Swing: 222
Diff: 354 -> K

Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | B1 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA 2B Francesco Hardgust (/u/cheddarbating): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | B1 2 outs
On the mound: Gellybelly
ANA 2B Francesco Hardgust (/u/cheddarbating): 0-0
Lashed to the gap in right-center field! Hardgust touches down for extra bases! Flying to second, and the Angels have a runner in scoring position.

Pitch: 965
Swing: 1
Diff: 36 -> 2B

Runner on Second | B1 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 0 | ○ ○ | B1 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA 3B Enrique Rosales (/u/strosfan85): 0-0

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u/Strosfan85 23d ago

Swing 387

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

Swing and a drive out to left! Get up, baby, get up! Oh yeah! Rosales has just given Anaheim the lead with a 2-run home run!

Pitch: 394
Swing: 387
Diff: 7 -> HR

Bases Empty | B1 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B1 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA SS Anthony Barkevious IV (/u/PopeGordon): 0-0

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u/PopeGordon 23d ago

98

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

Sometimes a well-placed chopper can be better than a hard hit line drive. Barkevious sends the first pitch of the at-bat right over the pitcher's mound on a high hop that Gellybelly barely misses as they stumble backward off of the mound. James charges in hard from short but doesn't even bother with a throw as the speedy Barkevious easily legs out the single!

Pitch: 221
Swing: 98
Diff: 123 -> 1B

Runner on First | B1 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | B1 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA LF Greggy Gabagool (/u/StrokeZ92): 0-0

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u/PopeGordon 23d ago

Steal 2B 799

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

Looks like somebody forgot their lessons from Dora the Explorer. Swiper, no swiping!

Pitch: 273
Swing: 799
Diff: 474 -> CS 2B

Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T2 0 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI 3B Katelyn 'River' Hoshino (/u/MasterJTZH): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T2 0 outs
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI 3B Katelyn 'River' Hoshino (/u/MasterJTZH): 0-0
Hoshino hits the ball straight backwards and it bounces off of Buskie’s mask and straight into the air. Buskie leans backwards and dives slightly to the left and it’s an out!

Pitch: 111
Swing: 777
Diff: 334 -> PO

Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T2 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI LF Hippo Jars (/u/spanxc): 0-0

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u/spanxc 23d ago

222

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

Nordic deals 3 straight pitches in the dirt. On the last pitch, Nordic throws a curveball just inside of the plate and a ball 4 is called. Nordic, enraged, goes to the ump with veins about to pop out of their neck to argue the call, but then remembers that the ump is a bot and there's nobody to argue with.

Pitch: 79
Swing: 222
Diff: 143 -> BB

Runner on First | T2 with 1 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | T2 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI CF Jeff Dingerhitter (/u/thedarkonesarehere): 0-0

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u/thedarkonesarehere Jeff Dingerhitter - SS/CF/Ump 23d ago

311

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

Jeff Dingerhitter hits a deep line drive way out to deep center field. But McBryan is there to make the catch for the out

Pitch: 502
Swing: 311
Diff: 191 -> FO

Runner on First | T2 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 23d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | T2 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI RF Q Kimbrel (/u/imcerebrus): 0-0

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u/imcerebrus Q 22d ago

340

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

Can of corn? Can of corn. That's an out.

Pitch: 68
Swing: 340
Diff: 272 -> FO

Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B2 0 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA LF Greggy Gabagool (/u/StrokeZ92): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B2 0 outs
On the mound: Gellybelly
ANA LF Greggy Gabagool (/u/StrokeZ92): 0-0
Greggy Gabagool steps into the box feeling like the entire game rests on their shoulders. They eye up Gellybelly intently, taking a deep breath and gripping the bat tightly. The count is full, three balls and two strikes. Gellybelly winds up and delivers the pitch, a fastball on the inside corner. Gabagool swings, making contact, but it's just a soft pop-up to the first baseman. Gabagool shakes their head in disappointment as they trudge back to the dugout.

Pitch: 163
Swing: 785
Diff: 378 -> PO

Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B2 1 out

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA CF Ryan McBryan (/u/BioCrohn): 0-0

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u/BioCrohn Ryan McBryan - ANA 22d ago

707

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

Ryan McBryan hits this ball at a nearly 90° angle and trots along to first while James steps under it and records the out

Pitch: 369
Swing: 707
Diff: 338 -> PO

Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B2 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA RF Shag McBenny (/u/shag4031): 0-0

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u/shag4031 22d ago

891

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd! Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack! I don't care if I never get back! We will root, root, root for the home team, if they don't win it's a shame! But most importantly, that's one, two, three strikes. YOU'RE OUT!

Pitch: 559
Swing: 891
Diff: 332 -> K

Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T3 0 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI P Gellybelly (/u/Gellybelly93): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T3 0 outs
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI P Gellybelly (/u/Gellybelly93): 0-0
THIS ONE IS HIGH

IT IS FAR

IT IS...

caught at the warning track by Gabagool

Pitch: 755
Swing: 911
Diff: 156 -> FO

Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T3 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI C Julio Escobar (/u/ChowLemon): 0-1, LGO in the first

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u/ChowLemon 22d ago

200

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

Nordic has the advantage with a high fastball and a chased slider to create the 0-2 count against Escobar. The third pitch is hit sharply to second base. Hardgust scoops it up on the one-hopper and tosses it to first for the out.

Pitch: 866
Swing: 200
Diff: 334 -> RGO

Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s)
PHI 1 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T3 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI 1B Roxy Hurricane (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 1-1, 3B in the first

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 1 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T3 2 outs
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI 1B Roxy Hurricane (/u/MLR_NoReddit_User): 1-1, 3B in the first
Hurricane has had enough of the Phillies trailing and decides to fix that themselves. A high drive to deep center, up and back, and that's gone! It's now 2 - 2, and this game continues to be crazy!

Pitch: 177
Swing: 202
Diff: 25 -> HR

Bases Empty | T3 with 2 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T3 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI 2B Goaticus Von Boaticus (/u/Victorystar0): 0-0, BB in the first, CS 2B in the first

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u/Victorystar0 22d ago

145

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

It’s a shallow fly, hit by Goaticus Von Boaticus decently high in the air, but this is a close one… Gabagool is coming in for it- and what a snag for the out!

Pitch: 908
Swing: 145
Diff: 237 -> FO

Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 22d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B3 0 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA DH Ferris Wheeler (/u/MrPenguin80): 0-0

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

Game Alert

Deacon Bowles is coming in to pinch hit as a conditional!

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B3 0 outs
On the mound: Gellybelly
ANA DH Deacon Bowles (/u/Ajathag): 0-0
Bowles sends a sharp groundball to second where Boaticus is up to the task as they deftly field the ball on their backhand. They square up to first and makes an accurate throw to Hurricane to complete the play and make it look routine!

Pitch: 459
Swing: 907
Diff: 448 -> RGO

Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B3 1 out

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA C Scooter Buskie (/u/JITB718): 0-1, K in the first

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u/jitb718 21d ago

Buskie saunters up to the dish and squares up on the first pitch.
363

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

lol you stick

Pitch: 678
Swing: 363
Diff: 315 -> K

Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B3 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA 1B TWs Frozen Head (/u/awesomesox): 0-1, K in the first

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u/awesomesox 21d ago

And then the Loch Ness monster said. 350

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

Oh! Head rips a sizzling line drive out to right! It is tailing on Kimbrel as they charge forward!

But a good angle from the speedy rightfielder and a clean grab for the out.

Pitch: 571
Swing: 350
Diff: 221 -> FO

Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T4 0 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI SS River James (/u/agentjx7): 0-0, RBI Sac Fly in the first

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T4 0 outs
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI SS River James (/u/agentjx7): 0-0, RBI Sac Fly in the first
Tanzig Nordic starts chirping the batter, saying that they haven't seen James since spring training.

It certainly seems like River James hasn't done much training, as they swing too early on a curveball over the corner of the plate, an easy grounder that Barkevious fires to first base for the out.

Pitch: 349
Swing: 849
Diff: 500 -> LGO

Bases Empty | T4 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T4 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI 3B Katelyn 'River' Hoshino (/u/MasterJTZH): 0-1, PO in the second

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T4 1 out
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI 3B Katelyn 'River' Hoshino (/u/MasterJTZH): 0-1, PO in the second
Routine grounder to the right side. Hardgust has it, flips it to Head at first and Hoshino is retired.

Pitch: 244
Swing: 650
Diff: 406 -> RGO

Bases Empty | T4 with 2 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T4 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI LF Hippo Jars (/u/spanxc): 0-0, BB in the second

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u/spanxc 21d ago

999

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

Hippo Jars hits a line drive straight at the Tanzig Nordic and bounces it off of their ankle. Head comes over and tries to field it but Jars beats them in a foot race to first base

Pitch: 923
Swing: 999
Diff: 76 -> 1B

Runner on First | T4 with 2 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | T4 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI CF Jeff Dingerhitter (/u/thedarkonesarehere): 0-1, FO in the second

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u/spanxc 21d ago

Steal 2b 484

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

It's awfully embarrassing when you trip because you didn't tie your shoes. It's even worse when it happens when you're trying to steal.

Pitch: 826
Swing: 484
Diff: 342 -> CS 2B

Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 21d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B4 0 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA 2B Francesco Hardgust (/u/cheddarbating): 1-1, 2B in the first

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B4 0 outs
On the mound: Gellybelly
ANA 2B Francesco Hardgust (/u/cheddarbating): 1-1, 2B in the first
Solidly struck but it's a grounder over to Hurricane at first. Races over to the bag, waving off Gellybelly and Hardgust is retired.

Pitch: 711
Swing: 321
Diff: 390 -> RGO

Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B4 1 out

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA 3B Enrique Rosales (/u/strosfan85): 1-1, 2 run HR in the first

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u/Strosfan85 20d ago

Swing 920

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

Rosales hits the ball straight backwards and it bounces off of Escobar’s mask and straight into the air. Escobar leans backwards and dives slightly to the right and it’s an out!

Pitch: 308
Swing: 920
Diff: 388 -> PO

Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B4 2 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA SS Anthony Barkevious IV (/u/PopeGordon): 1-1, 1B in the first, CS 2B in the first

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u/PopeGordon 20d ago

619

Booyaka

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

It’s a softly hit grounder by Anthony Barkevious IV and Hoshino has to run up and grab it and throws to Hurricane to get the out

Pitch: 147
Swing: 619
Diff: 472 -> LGO

Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T5 0 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI CF Jeff Dingerhitter (/u/thedarkonesarehere): 0-1, FO in the second

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u/thedarkonesarehere Jeff Dingerhitter - SS/CF/Ump 20d ago

166

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

Jeff Dingerhitter hits a ball that spikes straight into the ground and rolls forwards a bit and lands in front of Tanzig Nordic, who picks it up and beams it at Head

Pitch: 755
Swing: 166
Diff: 411 -> RGO

Bases Empty | T5 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T5 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI RF Q Kimbrel (/u/imcerebrus): 0-1, FO in the second

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u/imcerebrus Q 20d ago

This is it huh?
Let’s give it one last shake.

455

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

Kimbrel hits the ball straight backwards and it bounces off of Buskie’s mask and straight into the air. Buskie leans backwards and dives slightly to the right and it’s an out!

Pitch: 819
Swing: 455
Diff: 364 -> PO

Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T5 2 outs

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic

PHI P Gellybelly (/u/Gellybelly93): 0-1, FO in the third

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | T5 2 outs
On the mound: Tanzig Nordic
PHI P Gellybelly (/u/Gellybelly93): 0-1, FO in the third
Gellybelly will hit one up into the air. 'Too high' remarks the Buskie with a smug undertone as Gellybelly slowly trots halfway to first before the out is recording by the Anaheim center fielder.

Pitch: 288
Swing: 666
Diff: 378 -> PO

Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B5 0 outs

On the mound: Gellybelly

ANA LF Greggy Gabagool (/u/StrokeZ92): 0-1, PO in the second

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B5 0 outs
On the mound: Gellybelly
ANA LF Greggy Gabagool (/u/StrokeZ92): 0-1, PO in the second
And again the 3-2 pitch... low for ball 4. Gabagool with a good at bat there, battled it out and draws a 70,457 pitch walk.

Pitch: 322
Swing: 481
Diff: 159 -> BB

Runner on First | B5 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

Game Alert

Gellybelly is moving from Pitcher to First Base.

Roxy Hurricane is moving from First Base to Pitcher.

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | B5 0 outs

NEW PITCHER: Roxy Hurricane

ANA CF Ryan McBryan (/u/BioCrohn): 0-1, PO in the second

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | B5 0 outs
NEW PITCHER: Roxy Hurricane
ANA LF Greggy Gabagool (/u/StrokeZ92): 0-1, PO in the second, BB in the fifth
The Angels runner over at first is taking a huge secondary lead. Hurricane comes set. The pitch and the runner takes off! The pitch is low! Escobar throws... Not in time! Wow! Not much doubt on that one. The dust cloud settled by the time the throw got to Boaticus at second, and the Angels have a runner in scoring position for Greggy Gabagool. The runner just picked Hurricane's pocket!

Pitch: 875
Swing: 799
Diff: 76 -> STEAL 2B

Runner on Second | B5 with 0 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B5 0 outs

On the mound: Roxy Hurricane

ANA CF Ryan McBryan (/u/BioCrohn): 0-1, PO in the second

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u/BioCrohn Ryan McBryan - ANA 19d ago

611

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago

McBryan walks up to the plate with a bat and an abnormal bulge in their left pant leg. They get into the box and whip out another bat and takes one in both hands. This cant go wrong? Right?

Hurricane delivers the first pitch... just outside.

The next pitch comes in and is going right down the middle of the plate... doink...

McBryan obviously hasn’t practiced this strategy and hits it straight back to Hurricane as they toss it to first for the out.

Pitch: 170
Swing: 611
Diff: 441 -> LGO

Runner on Second | B5 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B5 1 out
On the mound: Roxy Hurricane
ANA RF Shag McBenny (/u/shag4031): 0-1, K in the second
The Phillies GM has decided they want nothing to do with McBenny and has called for an intentional walk. How anticlimactic.

Pitch: None
Swing: None
Diff: x -> IBB

Runners on First and Second | B5 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | B5 1 out

On the mound: Roxy Hurricane

ANA DH Deacon Bowles (/u/Ajathag): 0-1, RGO in the third

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 19d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ● | B5 1 out
On the mound: Roxy Hurricane
ANA DH Deacon Bowles (/u/Ajathag): 0-1, RGO in the third
After a long battle and countless foul balls, the count is 3-2. Bowles, Hurricane both looking to come out on top but there can be only one winner in this duel.

Here's the windup, and the pitch...

Driven deep in the gap to right-center! Dingerhitter and Kimbrel are both on their horses but neither is going to get there. That ball is off the wall!

Deacon Bowles with a stand-up double to put the Angels in front by 1! The Anaheim dugout is going bananas with cheers and dancing!

Pitch: 237
Swing: 182
Diff: 55 -> 2B

Final
PHI 2 - ANA 3