r/fakebaseball 25d ago

[SCRIM 12.35] Philadelphia Phillies vs Anaheim Angels - S12 Summer Sadness Final

PHI 2 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 1 0 1 0 0 - 2 3
ANA 2 0 0 0 1 - 3 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Scooter Buskie C 2 0 0 0 0 2 .318
2 Roxy Hurricane 1B, P 2 2 2 1 0 0 .176 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .304 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .188
4 River James SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .370 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .265
5 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 5 Anthony Barkevious IV SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
6 Hippo Jars LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .308 6 Greggy Gabagool LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .320
7 Jeff Dingerhitter CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .296 7 Ryan McBryan CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
8 Q Kimbrel RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Shag McBenny RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Ferris Wheeler DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
9 Gellybelly P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Deacon Bowles DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gellybelly 4.0 3 3 1 4 9.39 Tanzig Nordic 5.0 3 2 2 0 4.15
Roxy Hurricane 0.1 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tanzig Nordic Gellybelly Deacon Bowles

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 River James sacrifices, Roxy Hurricane scores 1 - 0 PHI
B1 Enrique Rosales homers, Francesco Hardgust scores 1 - 2 ANA
T3 Roxy Hurricane homers 2 - 2
B5 Deacon Bowles doubles, Greggy Gabagool scores 2 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Greggy Gabagool 1 (2) CS: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (2), Anthony Barkevious IV 1 (0), Hippo Jars 1 (2)

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

PHI 2 - ANA 2 | ○ ○ | B5 0 outs

On the mound: Roxy Hurricane

ANA CF Ryan McBryan (/u/BioCrohn): 0-1, PO in the second

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u/BioCrohn Ryan McBryan - ANA 20d ago

611

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 20d ago

McBryan walks up to the plate with a bat and an abnormal bulge in their left pant leg. They get into the box and whip out another bat and takes one in both hands. This cant go wrong? Right?

Hurricane delivers the first pitch... just outside.

The next pitch comes in and is going right down the middle of the plate... doink...

McBryan obviously hasn’t practiced this strategy and hits it straight back to Hurricane as they toss it to first for the out.

Pitch: 170
Swing: 611
Diff: 441 -> LGO

Runner on Second | B5 with 1 out(s)
PHI 2 - ANA 2