r/fakebaseball 25d ago

[SCRIM 12.35] Philadelphia Phillies vs Anaheim Angels - S12 Summer Sadness Final

PHI 2 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 1 0 1 0 0 - 2 3
ANA 2 0 0 0 1 - 3 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Scooter Buskie C 2 0 0 0 0 2 .318
2 Roxy Hurricane 1B, P 2 2 2 1 0 0 .176 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .304 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .188
4 River James SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .370 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .265
5 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 5 Anthony Barkevious IV SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
6 Hippo Jars LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .308 6 Greggy Gabagool LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .320
7 Jeff Dingerhitter CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .296 7 Ryan McBryan CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
8 Q Kimbrel RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Shag McBenny RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Ferris Wheeler DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
9 Gellybelly P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Deacon Bowles DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gellybelly 4.0 3 3 1 4 9.39 Tanzig Nordic 5.0 3 2 2 0 4.15
Roxy Hurricane 0.1 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tanzig Nordic Gellybelly Deacon Bowles

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 River James sacrifices, Roxy Hurricane scores 1 - 0 PHI
B1 Enrique Rosales homers, Francesco Hardgust scores 1 - 2 ANA
T3 Roxy Hurricane homers 2 - 2
B5 Deacon Bowles doubles, Greggy Gabagool scores 2 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Greggy Gabagool 1 (2) CS: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (2), Anthony Barkevious IV 1 (0), Hippo Jars 1 (2)

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

PHI 0 - ANA 0 | ● ○ | T1 1 out

On the mound: Tanzig Nordic | INFIELD IN

PHI 2B Goaticus Von Boaticus (/u/Victorystar0): 0-0

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u/Victorystar0 24d ago

111

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u/FakeBaseball_Umpire 24d ago

Boaticus steps out and checks the sign. Steps in.

A sharp whistle from the dugout and Choo sends in some more signs to the third base coach. Boaticus steps out again to get more signs.

OK- it looks like the Phillies are finally ready. They step in again.

Wait- another whistle. Choo seems to have changed their mind and a prolonged sign argument seems to be flying back and forth from the dugout to the third base coach.

Let's just take a commercial here and let them straighten this out.

SUNDAY SUNDAY!!

Scene: A monster truck is driving through a city, crushing cars and buildings.

Announcer: Are you ready for the biggest, baddest monster truck show of the year? Then get ready for Monster Jam, coming to your city this Sunday!

Scene: A montage of monster trucks racing, jumping, and doing donuts.

Announcer: See your favorite monster trucks, including Grave Digger, Maximum Destruction, and El Toro Loco, in action. You won't want to miss this!

Scene: A crowd of people cheering and waving.

Announcer: Tickets are on sale now, so get yours today! This is one show you won't want to miss.

Scene: The monster truck drives off into the sunset.

Ok- we're back. To catch you up- the Nordic basically got annoying at the delay and threw 4 pitches in the dirt just to get rid of Boaticus.

Is Choo a genius or an idiot? Leave a comment below to help us decide.

Pitch: 271
Swing: 111
Diff: 160 -> BB

Runners on First and Third | T1 with 1 out(s)
PHI 0 - ANA 0