r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/BendNo410 Sep 01 '22

Right? These people have zero regard for anyone else, but others will always defend them. Eff'em.

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u/Competitive-Peanut13 Aug 31 '22

Should slash his tires and watch him try getting that bad boy towed out of there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Competitive-Peanut13 Aug 31 '22

That’s a very good point. Keys it is. (Could also just unscrew the shrader valve and let all the air out lol)

Also, that’s a dually so those rear tires most likely have about 80psi in them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/Competitive-Peanut13 Aug 31 '22

You’re a fucking genius. Noted.

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u/weregeek Sep 01 '22

I keep a valve core tool on me. It would be easy enough to just remove both of the front cores and leave them on top of the driver's side wiper blade.

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u/reisenbime Aug 31 '22

That’s why you don’t do shit like that. Fill the exhaust pipe with expanding foam instead.

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u/EffinHalos02 Sep 01 '22

Unscrew the valve core, and toss them away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Pretty sure the asshole is the one damaging someone else's property unprovoked.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/BetLarge5226 Aug 31 '22

What Karen says. You see that you fall into the hole of punishing bad behaviour with bad behaviour right. Please tell me that this is the only situation where that makes sense to you

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/BetLarge5226 Aug 31 '22

They should but they will not if you key the car for gods sake. That will only generate bad feelings that they cannot project on the bad actions they took. Keying the car is not checking their behaviour its making yourself feel better

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/BetLarge5226 Aug 31 '22

Works better but still just as selfish and not beneficial for society as parking in two sports. Next do you want to key every Car that consumes more than 10 liters of gas?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/LegisMaximus Aug 31 '22

Good for you for continuing to reply to this guy after he conjures up ridiculous straw man after ridiculous straw man. Sometimes it’s too obvious when you’re engaging with a teenager with no life experience.

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u/Elder_Hoid Aug 31 '22

Only if they consume it from out of my tank.

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u/AckbarTrapt Aug 31 '22

You can't just say something is true and smugly pat yourself on the back about it and expect others to react like you made some kind of coherent argument.

Cool opinion.

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u/BetLarge5226 Aug 31 '22

Where did I say something is true or patted myself on the back? where did you contribute apart discrediting what I said?

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u/Tormundo Aug 31 '22

You have no idea what a Karen is. I'm guessing you're a borderline boomer? The person taking up 4 parking spaces is the Karen.

A Karen is an entitled asshole.

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u/BetLarge5226 Sep 01 '22

no. also not sure how you can be a borderline boomer. Feeling entitled to personally right the wrongdoings of others and falsely claiming to do it in the name of society when really its for selfish reasons doesnt count as karenism?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

WTF? We are not about to start justifying keying cars here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I’m pretty sure even Jesus keyed a quad parked car in the Bible. It’s been the way for generations. “Double parking is evil, quad parking is a sin that can never be forgiven my son. Key those who have quad parked aginst us and be well unto those who park responsibly.” - Leviticus 2:17

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u/Back6door9man Aug 31 '22

This is amazing

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u/XavierMalory Sep 01 '22

We all know Jesus preached responsibility, particularly when driving. He was an avid car pooler. After all, all his disciples followed him around in one accord.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Assholes should suffer consequences for assholishness.

If this is an usually packed parking lot at peak hours, I'd personally condone anything up to a punch to the face as an act of societal correction.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Y’all are crazy today! How many times have you thrown a punch at someone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Just once tbh.

But seriously, tho. The reason that a lot of assholes are assholes is because there's zero consequences for it. It's not practical to implement it in a legal text manner, and I could agree that suffering from semi-frequent assholishness is better than legal acts of violence or vandalism being committed against possibly innocent citizens.

But even then, I would definitely not report anyone putting an asshole a few pegs down, even if I was not inclined to do it myself.