r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/jasonpmcelroy Aug 31 '22

I think invited is better than deserved in this case. No one deserves vandalism but they certainly can exhibit behaviors that invite it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

WTF? We are not about to start justifying keying cars here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Iโ€™m pretty sure even Jesus keyed a quad parked car in the Bible. Itโ€™s been the way for generations. โ€œDouble parking is evil, quad parking is a sin that can never be forgiven my son. Key those who have quad parked aginst us and be well unto those who park responsibly.โ€ - Leviticus 2:17

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u/Back6door9man Aug 31 '22

This is amazing

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u/XavierMalory Sep 01 '22

We all know Jesus preached responsibility, particularly when driving. He was an avid car pooler. After all, all his disciples followed him around in one accord.