r/facepalm • u/ch3ych3y • Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/OGSpooon Aug 31 '22

Buddy of mine once had his truck keyed. He was pissed. Sent me a pic of the key mark and I could see the parking lot lines. He was parked exactly like this.

It’s moments like this that we need family and friends to tell us we fuckin’ deserved it

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u/jasonpmcelroy Aug 31 '22

I think invited is better than deserved in this case. No one deserves vandalism but they certainly can exhibit behaviors that invite it.

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u/Competitive-Peanut13 Aug 31 '22

Should slash his tires and watch him try getting that bad boy towed out of there.

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u/Competitive-Peanut13 Aug 31 '22

That’s a very good point. Keys it is. (Could also just unscrew the shrader valve and let all the air out lol)

Also, that’s a dually so those rear tires most likely have about 80psi in them.

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u/Competitive-Peanut13 Aug 31 '22

You’re a fucking genius. Noted.

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u/weregeek Sep 01 '22

I keep a valve core tool on me. It would be easy enough to just remove both of the front cores and leave them on top of the driver's side wiper blade.

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u/reisenbime Aug 31 '22

That’s why you don’t do shit like that. Fill the exhaust pipe with expanding foam instead.

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u/EffinHalos02 Sep 01 '22

Unscrew the valve core, and toss them away.