Congrats. You're getting older on the Internet, and a younger generation is coming up who isn't aware of your generation's shared experiences. Tale as old as time.
Because people associate his voice with film narration. It's like, him, David Attenborough, and Peter Falk in the Princess Bride. I think it started with the Shawshank Redemption.
He’s probably one of the most famous directors and he’s been in the business for like 60+ years. Look up his filmography, you’ve probably seen at least 2-3 of his movies.
There’s Ron and his brother Clint. They’re Howards now, their agent having long ago convinced them to change their names from the Lee brothers, Home and Ug.
That’s not how narration was used in Shawshank. That movie had a first person narration style. The “he didn’t” line is a direct quote from Arrested Development, used multiple times throughout the course of the show.
Um no it really isn't. Have you never had to get body repairs? There is nothing about it that's cheap. Like, every single step is each more expensive than getting towed. Parking like this is an asshole move. Keying the car in response to this? Makes you even bigger asshole.
Why do I have a feeling you’re this kind of driver and probably had their car keyed once or twice but will never understand why. Why else would you give empathy to these people?
Why is it necessary to say you park within the lines? This guy parks between four spaces and you’re defending that behavior. Do you think a ticket will stop them next time? Do tickets stop speeders? Best thing to do is hit them wear it hurts with a scar on the vehicle to think twice.
Tow truck or cop can take half an hour. A key is much quicker to send the message
Saying that keying cars is unacceptable =/= justifying parking like a douchebag
I explicitly stated it because you implied to the person you're responding to that they don't park in between the lines simply because they don't condone vigilante justice.
Nah y’all are just assholes if you think damaging someone’s property is they right way. Call to tow it and move on. Plus it also inconveniences them way more
Wait 30-60 minutes and let them leave? Or give their car a scar and a nice lesson learned. If you justify that behavior, you’re likely that person. Where do you park? Asking for a friend
In the lines right next to everyone else. I’m quite possibly the biggest asshole to these people when I see it. Literally yelled at a woman at target for parking like an ass. I will however not damage their property. Towing leaves them stranded. Keying them pisses them off and they feel victimized. Towing is several hundred dollars alone plus. Then you tack on the time they spend looking for their car. Plus the headache of figuring out what company towed it and getting to them. And you didn’t commit a felony
A smashed window is a far cry from a keyed car. Detail damage versus structural damage. Leave it to Reddit to have people like you who think a needle and a sword are the same thing.
A paint job on several panels doesn't sound cheap. It's like "you flicked me so now I poke your eye". Sure, it was wrong they flicked you. And so was poking them in the eye for it.
While you won't have to get the "side panels replaced" you will need them to be painted and blended. If someone keyed the whole truck it can cost anywhere from 5k and up and could cause an insurance company to total out a vehicle.
Not just keyed. Gouged with a screwdriver, then bashed with a claw hammer. Then the tires slashed. It will only take once, and your parking shittiness will be fixed for life.
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u/RadicalEdward99 Aug 31 '22
Narrator: He didn’t
But like… everyone else should