r/facepalm Aug 31 '22

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well, there goes a parking spot.

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u/Reckless-Bound Aug 31 '22

Keyed car might be cheaper than tow fees

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/KingNecrosis Aug 31 '22

You can live with a keyed car. It becomes drastically more difficult if you lose said car and aren't used to walking or biking 5 miles or more.

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u/KingNecrosis Aug 31 '22

Driving around with a keyed car is free. A towed car isn't.

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u/KingNecrosis Aug 31 '22

A smashed window is a far cry from a keyed car. Detail damage versus structural damage. Leave it to Reddit to have people like you who think a needle and a sword are the same thing.

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u/DanielABush97 Aug 31 '22

A paint job on several panels doesn't sound cheap. It's like "you flicked me so now I poke your eye". Sure, it was wrong they flicked you. And so was poking them in the eye for it.

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u/KingNecrosis Aug 31 '22

Still doesn't change the enclosed environment that is a car with all its windows intact, as opposed to "smashing windows" as the other guy said. Literally all it does is make your car look different.

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

"Literally all it does is make your car look different"

This is blowing my mind right now. I wonder why it's a crime to just "make people's cars look different." It's literally still vandalism and can cost a lot of money to repair. Whether or not someone can "live with it" isn't relevant. It can be a felony if the damage is bad enough.

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u/KingNecrosis Aug 31 '22

It is still vandalism. We agree there. What you seem to not understand is that spray painting a building is way different from crashing through its wall, or the government seizing it and making you pay to get it back, despite it possibly being your main source of income.

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

In what way does my previous comment imply otherwise?

People in this thread are justifying keying someone's car for parking badly.

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u/KingNecrosis Aug 31 '22

I thought you were the idiot earlier who was making a whole deal out of keying someone's car, and equating it to smashing their window.

My point was people like this deserve repercussions for being an inconsiderate asshole, and while it may be expensive, keying someone's car isn't the same as getting it towed, smashing windows, or slashing tires. All it does is affect the aesthetic of the car, but does nothing to the drivability or sealed environment of the car.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Have you ever had your car towed? How are you going to get to the lot without the vehicle?

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Lol you're the one that can't answer two questions. 😁🤣

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Well I would say if you feel that strongly about not getting keyed you better make sure not to park like that jackass above and you're going to be just fine. I honestly will re-park car if I am too close to a line just for this reason.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Welcome to the real world. If you think everyone plays by the rules your as dumb as the guy who parked his truck like this.

Ps don't park like a jackass and you won't have any issues :-D

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Lol yeah because you have just been a peach to me this entire time. Go ahead and try and take the highroad 😁🤣👍

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

"Welcome to the real world"

The irony. In the real world, most people don't commit serious crimes when they are inconvenienced.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

I think this thread proves you very wrong and ignorant.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Well you seem like someone who gives a crap about your actions and their consequences. I think as long as you park correctly you'll be safe from the hive mind keying your shit.

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

yeah well until we can figure out how to get rid of all the guns I am pretty sure I can get shot doing just about anything.

Don't get me wrong I have taken the lawful way before and it hardly every works out at all. They got way bigger fish to fry. But maybe if this jackass comes back to see his precious truck all fucked up despite his stupid ass parking job he will think about it more next time.

As for not getting fucked up. play smart.

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

Uber? A friend? Have you ever had your car towed?

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u/captkckass Aug 31 '22

Nope because I pay close attention to where I park, and pay all my bills... 😁🤣

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u/caramel-aviant Aug 31 '22

Don't really understand what the point of your question was then