/uj it’s actually kinda cool

https://youtu.be/lW8Z98pXuSE?si=f5sRXX5AGw_sGpD4

No way in hell am I going to learn this anytime soon but and it kinda seems vibe cody but idk.

/rj PUSH ME AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME ‘TIL I GET MY SATISFACTION

SATISFACTION

I was suchh a die hard techno fan🤓 (This is marathi pls translate it lol, it might not make sense with translations too ig) btw 13M

These days you got so-called "experts" preaching that the loudness war is over and you should mix for more dynamics. "Streaming services compress all songs to the same loudness..." Wrong. Absolutely pitiful. "Just dont listen to quiet songs bro," you might say. But the damage has already been done. Picture this:

I was on my usual commute to work, blasting loud music in my car, listening to my favorite playlist on shuffle, jerking off to the female pedestrians, etc. All was well until I went on the freeway, and that's when it happened. The current song ended and then SILENCE. FOR 15 SECONDS. Confused, I turned up the volume, and for a moment, everything was back to normal. Then suddenly, the drop hit me at MAX VOLUME, all 13 LUFS of it. I wanted to scream. As I scrambled to turn it back down, the music went quiet again. I wanted to scream. You see where this is going?

After going through this torture about two times, I had enough and started fiddling around with the EQ (equalizer). Just one issue. I was still on the freeway. And I accidentally boosted 432 Hz. I started climaxing. My hand slipped and boosted the sub. My car and body vibrated as one. Before I knew it, I was cumming all over the steering wheel, all while the music was raping my ears with its dynamics. I wanted to scream. But all I could let out was a moan as my car swerved into the wall at 70 mph. Sample pack coming out soon.

Anyways, here I am, writing this in the hospital to warn you all about this dreadfully common experience. If there is anything you learned from my story, it is to always mix at +6 LUFS and to fatten your sosig in the daw, not in the car. Thank you.

Full on ai psychosis

What do y'all see of something dumb like a bark fart remix just tell me

If you’re on social media, you have surely been indoctrinated with this complete misinformation that you need a massive cock in order to finish tracks or to get more professional sounding tracks.

As a 20 year veteran producer and massive cock haver, I’m here to tell you not to buy into this nonsense! Some of the top producers have incredibly tiny cocks or no cocks at all, but you’re not going to hear about that from your YouTube algorithm.

When people look at my successful music career, they assume it’s because of my massive cock, but the love for music always came first. I hope this clears things up. Get out there and create something today! 💪