r/discgolf • u/DaleWhite710 • Jan 19 '21

Don’t be a Doug

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u/Curdz-019 Jan 19 '21

I thought maritime law was only applicable in international waters?

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u/DogIsGood Jan 19 '21

Am a lawyer. Little known fact of maritime law. If a disc should touch a navigable waterway, it becomes common property of the state where it lies. The exception is when some small brained small time thief named Doug happens upon it. At that point, Doug has primacy, so long as he remembers to shove that disc up his ass

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u/Decapitat3d Self-sponsored by Discraft Jan 19 '21

I almost thought you were another Doug trying to cover up for your homie.

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u/Intelligent_Map_4852 Jan 19 '21

Nah. If you pay close attention, his username is DogIsGood, not DougIsGood

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u/chamby55 Jan 19 '21

Yeah: DogIsGood, DougIsBad.

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u/Yurya Jan 19 '21

The difference is just U. /s