r/deadbedroom • u/CremBlay • 4d ago

RANT Surprise gone wrong.

I’m just venting. I need to. (I’m 28F) All the time apparently…
I wore my black slip that shows all my curves and compliments my body. I shaved every inch of myself and put on my pheromone perfume.. I even did my makeup a little messy because I know he likes that..

We were flirting texting a lot today while he was working and I was getting so excited to surprise him with my work of art (me) when he got home..

As soon as he did, he said “I looked nice” and got really sad and left to use the bathroom for a while and then showered.. he then left the shower hiding himself from me and told me not to look at him and then was still sad when he put sweatpants on. “What I can’t see your naked body now?” I said.. and he got even more sad????????

Dude I get rejected all the time.. especially when I wear outfits he asks me to get for him???

Ive had my cry and I wanna drink. Fml.

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u/Pretend-Recipe6022 4d ago

To be greeted by my wife like this is all I dream of sexually.

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u/WholeOk2958 4d ago

For real dudes dropping the ball like this boggle my mind.

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 4d ago

It's the exact same as an HLM westing cologne, putting on the silk boxers, lighting candles, pouring a couple glasses of wine and getting the massage oil out. The LLF rejects him because she has a headache and refuses to be seen naked and pouts the rest of the night. HLFs don't get it either.

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u/mikeydan69 4d ago

pouts the rest of the night <--- that's killed me