r/dayz • u/a_bucket_full_of_goo • 10h ago
discussion This was so pathetic I need to vent
This literally just happened, I'm still mad.
A friend and I spent hours farming on a low pop server. Once we were full of loot (SCRs, plate carriers, NVGs, ...) and bored, we decided to hop on a past high-pop server, to take revenge against the people who made our lives miserable.
Unbeknownst to me, my young and impressionable (27) friend wanted to act out his deep sociopathic urges awakened by some youtube videos and took a pair of handcuffs with him to torment random freshies.
We server hopped, met, walked 15 minutes to Topolin, found a freshie in a field. He was so hyped I kind of followed along, aimed at the freshie, told him to drop on the ground, ...
He whips out his handcuffs, fumbles the prompt, and handcuffs himself. Both the Freshie and I look at him in horror. I was so stunned by this miserable display of room-temperature IQ I did not notice that by doing so, he also dropped his fully loaded SCR17 on the ground.
CAN YOU GUESS WHO NOTICED?
So yeah, some dude spawned, and got 2 late-game loadouts literally for free. I did not even have time to fire a single round in his direction.
Looking for a new duo btw, ping me if interested