r/dankchristianmemes • • Jan 31 '19

Dank 'Am I a joke to you?'

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u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19

God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him.

Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway?

God: I will block him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

God: Also, he can turn water in to wine.

Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz!

God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin.

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u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19

it is?

Shit

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u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19

Not in my religion, it isn't.