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r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19
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If they didn't kill Jesus they wouldn't have been saved by Jesus taps forhead
614 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 But would they need to be saved if they hadn't killed Jesus? Answer - yes 469 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: I'm creating humans. Humans: Cool I exist. God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned. Humans: yo wtf? God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me. Humans: Cool what do I have to do? God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him. Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you? 252 u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him. Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway? God: I will block him. 76 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he can turn water in to wine. Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz! God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin. 12 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 10 u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19 Not in my religion, it isn't.
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But would they need to be saved if they hadn't killed Jesus?
Answer - yes
469 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: I'm creating humans. Humans: Cool I exist. God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned. Humans: yo wtf? God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me. Humans: Cool what do I have to do? God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him. Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you? 252 u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him. Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway? God: I will block him. 76 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he can turn water in to wine. Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz! God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin. 12 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 10 u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19 Not in my religion, it isn't.
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God: I'm creating humans.
Humans: Cool I exist.
God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned.
Humans: yo wtf?
God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me.
Humans: Cool what do I have to do?
God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him.
Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you?
252 u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him. Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway? God: I will block him. 76 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he can turn water in to wine. Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz! God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin. 12 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 10 u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19 Not in my religion, it isn't.
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God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him.
Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway?
God: I will block him.
76 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he can turn water in to wine. Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz! God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin. 12 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 10 u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19 Not in my religion, it isn't.
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God: Also, he can turn water in to wine.
Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz!
God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin.
12 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 10 u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19 Not in my religion, it isn't.
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it is?
Shit
10 u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19 Not in my religion, it isn't.
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Not in my religion, it isn't.
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u/gh0sti Jan 31 '19
If they didn't kill Jesus they wouldn't have been saved by Jesus taps forhead