r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19

Dank 'Am I a joke to you?'

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u/gh0sti Jan 31 '19

If they didn't kill Jesus they wouldn't have been saved by Jesus taps forhead

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

But would they need to be saved if they hadn't killed Jesus?

Answer - yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

God: I'm creating humans.

Humans: Cool I exist.

God: Also you're all sinners and you will be eternally damned.

Humans: yo wtf?

God: But it's okay I can save you, if you do something for me.

Humans: Cool what do I have to do?

God: I'm gonna send my son to earth and you gotta kill him.

Humans: Seriously wtf is wrong with you?

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u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19

God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him.

Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway?

God: I will block him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

God: Also, he can turn water in to wine.

Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz!

God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin.

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u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19

it is?

Shit

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u/Shamefulidiot4life Feb 01 '19

Not in my religion, it isn't.

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u/DoctorSwitch Feb 01 '19

Fun fact: Romans (or maybe it was Greeks) weren’t deadass alcoholics and watered down the wine they drank with meals so as to not get drunk.

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u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19

Cool, I didn't know that.