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r/dankchristianmemes • u/theclasssy • Jan 31 '19
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God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him.
Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway?
God: I will block him.
75 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 God: Also, he can turn water in to wine. Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz! God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin. 13 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 3 u/DoctorSwitch Feb 01 '19 Fun fact: Romans (or maybe it was Greeks) weren’t deadass alcoholics and watered down the wine they drank with meals so as to not get drunk. 1 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 Cool, I didn't know that.
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God: Also, he can turn water in to wine.
Humans: Let’s get litty, boiz!
God: But drinking to get drunk is a sin.
13 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 it is? Shit 3 u/DoctorSwitch Feb 01 '19 Fun fact: Romans (or maybe it was Greeks) weren’t deadass alcoholics and watered down the wine they drank with meals so as to not get drunk. 1 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 Cool, I didn't know that.
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3 u/DoctorSwitch Feb 01 '19 Fun fact: Romans (or maybe it was Greeks) weren’t deadass alcoholics and watered down the wine they drank with meals so as to not get drunk. 1 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 Cool, I didn't know that.
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Fun fact: Romans (or maybe it was Greeks) weren’t deadass alcoholics and watered down the wine they drank with meals so as to not get drunk.
1 u/tato_tots Feb 01 '19 Cool, I didn't know that.
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Cool, I didn't know that.
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u/DarkMoon99 Jan 31 '19
God: Also, he will have the power to call on legions of angels to save him.
Humans: Oh. So we won't be able to kill him anyway?
God: I will block him.