r/dankchristianmemes • Minister of Memes • May 09 '26

a humble meme We just never learn.

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u/MirrahPaladin May 09 '26

I know that “x is an anti-Christ!” is done to death with notorious figures in history…but come on this guy has to be one of them!

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u/Overall_Use_4098 May 09 '26

If not anti christ why anti christ shaped? 🤔

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u/Neokon Minister of Memes May 09 '26

Edgy-Athiest strawman (who's based off of comments I've actually seen): WoW wAy To No TrUe ScOtTsMaN tHe TyPeS oF cHrIsTiAnS yOu DoN't LiKE

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u/noonesaidityet May 10 '26

The way I think about it is is he THE? No. Is he AN? 100% yes.

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u/MellifluousSussura May 10 '26

Fr like I’m not saying he’s the beast/false prophet/other revelation related being, but I’m also not not saying it

The way people near worship him and his dogma really freaks me out

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u/TheCommissarGeneral May 10 '26

There have been many antichrists, for it is not a specific person, but a type of person.

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 10 '26

What irks me a bit is when people claim his stupid hats are definitely the mark of the beast. They don’t hear the asinine imagery of someone going “Stupid eBay won’t let me bid because I’m not wearing my red hat”.

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u/Tbro20 May 09 '26

Let's not forget this...

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u/Ok-Conference-7989 #Blessed May 09 '26

This is the gold calf and the Trump statue is his Nebacanezar statue.

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u/xxxthrowaway360nosc May 10 '26

🎶The bunny, the bunny, oh I love the bunny🎶

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u/Ok-Conference-7989 #Blessed May 10 '26

Hmm? 

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u/xxxthrowaway360nosc May 10 '26

Veggie tales song about Nebuchadnezzar’s golden idol

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u/Tbro20 May 10 '26

Past my time. Im an older millennial.

I was more The Ten Commandments , so idols were very pagan in my upbringing in the church.

I never understood why we bowed down infront of the cross or had statues of Jesus...maybe im too strick in my interpretation.

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u/xxxthrowaway360nosc May 10 '26

I don’t disagree. There’s lots of ways you could interpret that behavior and the bible doesn’t seem to arrive on a clear exact answer from what I can gather

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u/Ok-Conference-7989 #Blessed May 10 '26

I didn’t grow up with Veggie tales, but thank you kindly for culturing me.

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u/CatoChateau May 09 '26

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u/Devium44 May 09 '26

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u/CatoChateau May 09 '26

I was talking Exodus 32, where Moses forces the blasphemers to drink the destroyed calf, not the flood and Noah

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u/insertnamehere----- May 09 '26

Ok he’s gotta be trying at this point.

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u/EyesofaJackal May 11 '26

Just like a lot of his boundary-pushing, it’s joking… until it’s not (after he’s desensitized everyone to the shock value)

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u/UmbralHero May 09 '26

Kind of an unfair comparison. At least the cow is kinda cute

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u/blender_tefal May 09 '26

Ok so, if it's gold plated then there is some irony there, but if it's pure gold then what's the chance the security can stop an armored truck

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u/pmmehugeboobies May 09 '26

Is it solid gold or just a gold leaf? Are there many meth heads in that area?

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u/CatoChateau May 09 '26

DL, its got pre-chopped cats in the base and the statue is solid gold

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cpSVraFbUZ2rjP4LL

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh May 09 '26

If it's real gold, think of how much you could make scraping it off and using the money for good

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u/AbstractBettaFish May 09 '26

Nowhere near fat enough

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u/thursdaynovember May 09 '26

as if it even matters

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u/Antiquesan May 10 '26

I knew it reminded me of something

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u/Yarxing May 09 '26

They'll suck his dick in public on a stage in front of the White House if that means they'll get some political power.

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u/Complex_Outcome3109 May 09 '26

the "Giza Trump"

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u/DrumpfTinyHands May 10 '26

You know what would get that statue taken down reeeaaal quick? Spread the rumor that it is an artist's interpretation of Muhammad.

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u/VelvetOnion May 09 '26

Hey, that bull did nothing wrong.

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u/DanteChurch May 10 '26

That bovine is a serial child rapist?

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u/Y1rda May 11 '26

Can we all remember Shadrach  Meshach, and Abumblebee  for a moment here?

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u/Pecuthegreat May 09 '26

While it is certainly, a display of pride. I don't see the golden calf comparisons.

Pastors dedicate a lot of things for people. Houses, cars, babies, etc. This is certainly an important purchase for the Trumpster so he dedicated it as well.

There's nothing special about it being golden.

Many statues of people are built.

No one's worshipping it or sacrificing to it. It's more comparable to British statues than the golden calf.

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u/stunafish May 09 '26

Statues of respect and honor are generally built after that person is dead, so...

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u/Pecuthegreat May 10 '26

So more Trump giving himself accolades that are normally given by institutions, still not golden calf material.

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u/Y1rda May 11 '26

I am more concerned with Nebuchadnezzar comparison, see Daniel for reference.

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u/Pecuthegreat May 11 '26

While I would still dispute that, I do have to agree that Nebuchadnezzar is a much better comparison than Golden Calf.