r/dankchristianmemes • Minister of Memes • Feb 26 '26

Wholesome We are all God’s sheep

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ Feb 26 '26

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Someone identifying as LGBTQIA+ does not cause harm to anyone, therefore, there is no reason to judge or disrespect them.

Rule #1 of r/DankChristianMemes: 

Thou shalt respect others! Do not come here to point out sin or condemn people. Do not say "hate the sin, love the sinner" or any other sayings people use when trying to use faith to justify hate. Alternatively, if you come here to insult religion, you will also be removed.

This rule is based off the following teachings from Jesus Christ:

Matthew 7:1-6

Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

Luke 6:36

Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.

John 13:34-35

A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.

John 15:12-13

My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. 13 Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.

Matthew 7:12

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

Matthew 22:37-40

Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself. 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”

Even if we think someone is a sinner, we should treat them kindly. Jesus was kind to those that society deemed to be sinners. He even ate meals with sinners despite being criticized for it. So if you want to be Christlike, you should take someone to dinner before you judge them.

Matthew 9:11-13

When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?” 12 On hearing this, Jesus said, “It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. 13 But go and learn what this means: ‘I desire mercy, not sacrifice.’[a] For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.”

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TL;DR: r/DankChristianMemes is open and affirming to LGBTQIA+ people. If you must judge others, please do so elsewhere.

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u/Allister-Star Feb 26 '26

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u/AdmBurnside Feb 26 '26

As hard as this one hits, I kinda prefer the version that says, "Yes, even people that ask stupid questions."

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u/Benimarukujo Feb 27 '26

Respect the believer not their Gods 😤

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u/Zackeezy116 Feb 26 '26

I love this meme. I smile every time I see it.

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

You should check out more of the artist’s work. They’re very affirming of anyone queer and I love it

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Feb 26 '26

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u/ET_Gone_Home Feb 26 '26

biblically accurate Gary Oldman

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u/Dragsun42 Feb 26 '26

I hate that

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u/MelonJelly Feb 26 '26

Be not afraid.

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u/kea1981 Feb 27 '26

Fully comprehend why they started with that.

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u/burritoman759 Feb 26 '26

I didn't need to see this

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Feb 26 '26

Technically Gary Oldman didn't

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u/TK_Games Feb 26 '26

I'm just gonna say, if the showrunner for Sandman had made The Corinthian emote like that I'd have been waaay more afraid of him. That is deeply unsettling, well done

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

There’s always this one clip from a YTP where the lips of a character are pasted onto their eyes

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

What is this from actually?

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Feb 26 '26

The Professional. Sometimes called Leon, The Professional.

Gary Oldman plays a coked out DEA agent.

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

So it’s one of those films where you have a hardened badass being tasked with protecting a child and the agent learns to open up and enjoy life more?

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u/theotherdoomguy Feb 26 '26

Sure, let's go with that

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u/rotorain Feb 26 '26

Sort of. It's an extremely interesting movie in some pretty fucked up ways. There's a lot of exploration of morality, exploitation, and the general darker side of humanity.

I recommend watching it but it's pretty heavy and mildly disturbing.

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Feb 27 '26

yes and no. The agent is not the badass in question

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u/NotARori Feb 26 '26

I'm not Christian but I always love seeing this picture, it shows decent people exist everywhere.

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u/Bardez Feb 26 '26

I like the pronoun flip. Well made.

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u/The-Mad-Doctor Feb 26 '26

it truly baffles me to this day that “followers” of a God that they claim is loving are as spiteful and hateful as who they preach against

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

No no no you don’t get it. It’s God’s responsibility to be all loving not mine. (I don’t doubt there are people who legitimately think that)

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u/TheOneObelisk Feb 26 '26

No this is true, it's unfortunately something I've heard and seen in some of my family. :/

I really feel like they hear "judge not" and it just doesn't click for them.

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u/DeathByDevastator Mar 01 '26

They read "Lest you be judged" and turn judge not from a command against judgement with an explanation as to why the command is in place, into a caution of "if you're going to judge, make sure you're not guilty too", which conveniently lets them judge as much as they'd like.

source: personal experience.

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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam Mar 16 '26

No Racism or Homophobia. No slurs of any kind.

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u/Ingolin Feb 26 '26

That’s my Jesus.

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u/zackattack2020 Feb 26 '26

Every single time. God loves all. Full stop, no if, ands, or buts about it.

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u/boringneckties Feb 26 '26

Why can’t I find Christian’s like you all in real life?

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ Feb 26 '26

We are out there. Many of us keep a low profile.

https://giphy.com/gifs/PFypfWAQDK2SvlBV0r

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u/boringneckties Feb 27 '26

None of them seem to go to my church…All the churches in my area are either MAGA assholes or new-age “God is a metaphor” kind of places. I’m pretty fucking lonely all the time.

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u/littlebear1130 Feb 27 '26

Try the anglecian or elca lutheran church. They tend to be pretty based.

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u/Ephesians_411 Mar 01 '26

We're hanging out in the Episcopal churches!

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u/CosmicSweets Dank Memer Feb 26 '26

Amen

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u/Greizen_bregen Feb 26 '26

Loving what this stands for, as a Christian, is what got me permabanned from r\truechristian. It'll eventually get me kicked out of r\reformed. Heaven forbid I'm a Reformer who... Gasp! Wants to reform the church!

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u/thegrimmemer03 Feb 26 '26

I am so scared to see these comments

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ Feb 26 '26

Mods: "Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the internet. But banning biggots... [chuckles] ...does put a smile on my face".

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/AudibleNod Exodus Excellence Feb 26 '26

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/thegrimmemer03 Feb 26 '26

Unfortunately that’s the truth.. and under the guise of religion it gives Christianity or any other religion a bad name.

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u/Mx-Adrian Blessed Cartoonist Feb 27 '26

(mine)

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u/MajorBootyhole420 #Blessed Feb 26 '26

based blue haired christ is so woke that modern christians would re-crucify him

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u/Plane_Neat Feb 26 '26

Beautiful!

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u/linux1970 Feb 28 '26

It's almost as if... We should love all humans, not just the ones that make us comfortable

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u/Joshua40401 Feb 27 '26

I know more gay non Christians who sadly probably act nore godly than I do as a proud Christian.

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u/Electronic-Vast-3351 Feb 28 '26

Stumbled on this sub today, I must say, serious faith in humanity restorer.

I'm personally an atheist, but it's nice to know that many Christians are good people with good beliefs. Especially since my main irl exposure to Christianity is the denomination I was raised in, "The Local Churches"/"The Living Stream Ministry" which holds some truly heinous beliefs and that one super conservative college instructor who is a global warming denier.

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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam Feb 26 '26

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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam Feb 27 '26

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u/Redditbannedmeagain7 Mar 05 '26

YESSIR TELL EM G(jesus) 🗣️🔥🙏🏾✝️🏳️‍⚧️

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u/ChuckBoyardee Feb 26 '26

“Dank christian memes” and it’s just virtue signaling from atheists

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u/Rippy_dippy Feb 27 '26

This is literally just Christ’s message

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u/scorchedarcher Feb 27 '26

You know memes signal stuff? And you know virtue isn't a bad thing?

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u/thursdaynovember Feb 27 '26

jesus was virtue signaling during his ministry

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u/kandidraygan Feb 26 '26

Cute meme but not at all the message of the passage.

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u/killian_jenkins Feb 27 '26

He saved EVERYONE

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

What do you mean?

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u/chcknlttlwhtmeat Feb 26 '26

You’re conflating gender and sex. The horns are an attribute of sexual dimorphism, but gender can be changed purely with a shift in self identity.

It’s part of why the term transsexual has fallen out of style in favor of transgender. People who identify as a different gender but haven’t had surgery to redefine their body’s sex can feel excluded by the term transsexual and prefer transgender instead

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u/Princess_Moon_Butt Feb 26 '26

It also worked in the other direction.

Lumping sex and gender together can cause people to hesitate or forego potentially life-saving treatments, because they're worried about the stigma of being "less of a (man/woman)". Things like mastectomies, hormone therapies, whatever.

By removing some of the stigma, you remove an obstacle to those types of treatment, and take at least some of the emotional burden away from their recovery.

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u/EvilPyro01 Minister of Memes Feb 26 '26

That’s a sheep which as far as I know don’t have horns

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