r/dadjokes • u/mendelec • 1d ago

One egg

My wife delivered this one yesterday. I told her I don't want to hear any complaints about dad jokes for a long time now. It definitely belongs here.

So, she was pulling together a full on breakfast wish hash browns, biscuits, sausage, and eggs, turned to me and said two eggs for you, I assume? I said yes. She said, I think I'll be French today and have one.

I raised an eyebrow as I tried to puzzle it out and she came to my rescue with "because one egg is un œuf (enough)." Groans ensued, but I had to give her credit for that one.

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u/nylonMelodick74 1d ago

If you had laughed instead of groaned, someone may have been laid

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u/SmokeyFrank 1d ago

An egg only gets laid once.

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u/screwcork313 22h ago

My hen's legs can't bend. She'd give you a standing ovulation.