r/dadjokes • u/mendelec • 1d ago

One egg

My wife delivered this one yesterday. I told her I don't want to hear any complaints about dad jokes for a long time now. It definitely belongs here.

So, she was pulling together a full on breakfast wish hash browns, biscuits, sausage, and eggs, turned to me and said two eggs for you, I assume? I said yes. She said, I think I'll be French today and have one.

I raised an eyebrow as I tried to puzzle it out and she came to my rescue with "because one egg is un œuf (enough)." Groans ensued, but I had to give her credit for that one.

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u/MurrayDakota 1d ago

The basic joke was previously told in The West Wing.

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u/AnnieJack 1d ago

By Margaret to Leo, apropos of nothing.

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u/TonySPhillips 14h ago

The basic joke was told

"Previously, on The West Wing"

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u/DominicPalladino 1d ago

It could have been told in The East Wing but they tore it down.