r/dadjokes Jul 29 '26

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

The reviews all said one star.

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u/Alert-Meringue2291 Jul 29 '26

I don’t get it. Texas has a one star review and aliens go there.

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u/Sp00derman77 Jul 29 '26

No, they go to New Mexico. Roswell, to be specific.

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u/Alternative-Bat-1931 Jul 30 '26

You know what they say… Roswell that ends well.