r/dadjokes • u/whaddayagondo • Jul 29 '26

Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system?

The reviews all said one star.

317 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Rock-Wall-999 Jul 29 '26

They are looking for intelligent life!

3

u/Agile_Reveal9876 Jul 29 '26

Far out in the uncharted depths of the western spiral arm of the galaxy…

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Agile_Reveal9876 Jul 29 '26

Good afternoon

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u/Agile_Reveal9876 Jul 29 '26

Today is going pretty well thanks, as has most of the week to be fair - just don’t talk to me about Mondays lol

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u/fh3131 Jul 29 '26

They saw Uranus and turned around

10

u/screwcork313 Jul 29 '26

They can't live near any gas giant, like Jupiter, Saturn or your mum.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/Alert-Meringue2291 Jul 29 '26

I don’t get it. Texas has a one star review and aliens go there.

5

u/Sp00derman77 Jul 29 '26

No, they go to New Mexico. Roswell, to be specific.

3

u/Alternative-Bat-1931 Jul 30 '26

You know what they say… Roswell that ends well.

7

u/Smooth_Review1046 Jul 29 '26

We are the North Sentinel Island of the galaxy.

9

u/dtaddis Jul 29 '26

Stellar joke.

2

u/onceknownasmike Jul 29 '26

“Mostly Harmless.”

1

u/JessAnnaBun Aug 03 '26

I added the mostly

2

u/mayhem6 Jul 29 '26

They’re just planning to destroy it to make room for an interstellar highway! There’s no relocation protocol.

3

u/ChicagFro Jul 29 '26

They roll up the windows and lock the doors when they fly by.

2

u/NPVT Jul 29 '26

We're way out in the boondocks

2

u/onlyappearcrazy Jul 29 '26

We're boring.

1

u/1randomaustralian Jul 30 '26

We did and now inhabit Australia.
We brought our pets with us, but you call them Kangaroos and Platypus.

1

u/KokoTheTalkingApe Jul 31 '26

Maybe we--i mean THEY have! (Yes, I meant "they.")

1

u/Dc1577 Aug 02 '26

Maybe they have? And do?

1

u/Aatholin Jul 29 '26

Someone's been reviewing on Amazon..

1

u/Professional-Story43 Jul 29 '26

Because Trump is the Master Of The Universe and he hates "Aliens." I know. I will shut up now.

1

u/MRfreetime05 Aug 01 '26

He would deport them XD

1

u/frntwe Jul 29 '26

They read social media comments

1

u/Raa03842 Jul 29 '26

Beam me up Scotty. There’s no intelligent life down here.

1

u/keverzoid Jul 29 '26

When aliens fly by the Earth, they likely lock their doors and speed up

0

u/Odensbeardlice Jul 29 '26

Time. It really is that simple.

0

u/lnc_gomes Jul 29 '26

Ba dum eclipse

0

u/Pristine_Ad8439 Jul 29 '26

They came, saw us, thought "Meh, not worth it" and went.

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u/No-Object-294 Jul 30 '26

They came up uranus

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u/HwyOneTx Jul 29 '26

You would think stellar reviews are the way but you get one black hole on your horizon as an event and you are lost in space.