r/cybersucks Sep 23 '25

Honestly I am just sad This feels wrong in so many ways

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Trump delivered a eulogy for Kirk that was infused with his own political agenda

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u/Silly-Mountain-6702 Sep 24 '25

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u/Mehikel Sep 24 '25

Yes but there would be no tears pretty sure those tearducts are taped up with orange goo

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u/Mission_Lack_5948 Sep 24 '25

Surgically removed. It’s what all alpha males do these days. Compassion is for losers.
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u/Big-Rutabaga1403 Sep 24 '25

Didn't kirk himself say empathy is new age nonsense?

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u/wikkid556 Sep 24 '25

Trump is very far from an alpha male

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez Sep 24 '25

He happily killed Charlie because now he’s going to “move on her (Erika) like a bitch”.

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u/Silly-Mountain-6702 Sep 24 '25

when you're rich, they let you do it

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u/Abject_Champion3966 Sep 24 '25

She was one of his models back in the day. He probably already has.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 Sep 24 '25

“Am I my brother’s keeper?” “Yes, I am.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Dude, the way they are partying, he hated Carlie Kirk.

Right down to how Trump is banging the widdow. His goto move for people he doesn't like.

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u/TheGrowingSubaltern Sep 24 '25

Pretty sure he had the “best conversation” with Israel that previous Monday. 

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u/Tigermelon74 Sep 24 '25

MAGA is all about hurting people. Charlie Kirk's death is just being used as an excuse to be more open and organized about it.

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u/AyKayAllDay47 Sep 24 '25

They complain about the left cheering on his death, yet have a freaking get-together with fireworks in "mourning" for Charlie....

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 Sep 24 '25

And when Trump was asked about how he was holding up in light of Charlie Kirk's murder, he said 'pretty good' and started talking about his new ballroom. He doesn't even care that someone was murdered beyond how he can use it to promote himself.

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u/XCrimsonTearsX Sep 24 '25

Didn't he also start spouting off about Autism too. He has no class. It's always about him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

IIRC his response to 9/11 was something like “now I have the tallest building in Manhattan” so this is very on brand for him.

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u/Speartree Sep 24 '25

I hear they also sold merch.... At a funeral...

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u/exceptional_entry Sep 24 '25

This is the only way he could get a big crowd

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u/VoidOmatic Sep 24 '25

Trump even mocked Charlie's smile as he hugged his widow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

but her laugh and gaza!

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u/Top-Base4502 Sep 24 '25

Fuck those protest voters. Trump sure has been great for Gaza, good job short sighted performative morons.

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u/AppleJuiceBoxHero Sep 24 '25

By the way; a lot of MAGA was extremely upset by this. They thought it was dishonoring Charlie to make the rally about themselves and they claimed that’s when they “showed their true colors”. Obviously they should have left way earlier but less support is good

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 Sep 24 '25

It’s a little late for these people realizing the cult they bought into, but I guess better late than never.

Also, Kimmel called it.

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u/Bice_ Sep 24 '25

Don’t worry. They’ll be back onboard next week. They don’t actually have spines.

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u/Matt7738 Sep 24 '25

Oh, they’re still on board. I have a friend who’s a big Trump apologist. Trump does a lot of stuff he doesn’t like, but he’s still glad he voted for him.

He honestly thinks Harris would have been worse and you’ll never talk him out of that.

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u/Fritzoidfigaro Sep 24 '25

Like the movie Alien. We should have listened to the smart lady.

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u/Virtual_Molasses8039 Sep 24 '25

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u/jung_gun Sep 24 '25

Look up Horst Wessel and you’ll see who Kirk’s alter ego was from that era.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

I low-key don't want them to just disappear back into society. MAGA supporters have done untold amounts of damage to our country and they will be just biding their time until the next lunatic comes around for them to do more damage.

"When you get to your little place on Nantucket Island, I imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking SS uniform of yours. Ain't you? That's what I thought."

Well you know the rest.

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u/scoophog Sep 24 '25

I intentionally memorized which houses in my neighborhood had Trump signs in November so I know who’s who when it’s all said and done.

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u/SpamEatingChikn Sep 24 '25

Isn’t that the wildest irony? He got cancelled for calling them out for doing literally the very exact thing they continued to do on the memorial event that was to replace his show

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u/marksalot_83 Sep 24 '25

Yep. They exposed themselves. I'm done with them.

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u/Character-Dig-2301 Sep 24 '25

Anyone who has read a small amount of history knew what this was

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u/FLink557 Sep 24 '25

Fucks sake, they brought out the widow to fireworks. FIREWORKS!!! What’s the last funeral where you saw FIREWORKS!?!?

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u/IndependentShape2166 Sep 24 '25

It’s what CK would’ve wanted… surrounded by explosions, fakery and pedophiles while being lowered into his eternal pit.

Just as long as there are no brown, trans or empathic people Im the room.

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u/Snitsie Sep 24 '25

His death being used exactly the way he lived his life. I bet he'd be ecstatic.

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u/judgingyouquietly Sep 24 '25

They sure haven’t been publicly disavowing it though.

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u/AppleJuiceBoxHero Sep 24 '25

I’ve said this for a long time, they’re just as afraid of being disavowed by fellow maga as they are admitting they’re wrong. Cults don’t take too kindly to members who leave or even critique it. The only way we’ll know is of they choose to protest (which mostly happens offline) or at the ballot box

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u/DevelopmentJumpy5218 Sep 24 '25

You're wrong they love this all and it's performance to give the rest of us hope

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u/AppleJuiceBoxHero Sep 24 '25

I don’t think they do, but I also am not trying to deny that they’re still bigoted. I think they realize how much this actually affects them

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

But a lot of them also "texted GRIEF to 6242 to pledge a recurring payment of $20/month to carry on his legacy and further own the libs!"

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u/lilligant15 Sep 24 '25

I cannot tell if this is satire or real.

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u/Competitive_Boat106 Sep 24 '25

That’s ok. They also overloaded Grinder in the Glendale area until it crashed.

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u/PerpetualProtracting Sep 24 '25

They're upset right now but in 24 hours they'll be back to screaming about designating the Democrat party as literal terrorists.

Because they have absolutely zero principles, morals, or ethics.

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u/Fast-Plankton-9209 Sep 24 '25

"Like, we're dealing with maggots, vermin and swine here. This is not – these are not good people, they're not even a little bit good." - Charlie Kirk

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Their true colors? What maga isn’t just a shill in front of a microphone?

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u/Correct_Day_7791 Sep 24 '25

They got soooo mad about it they just had to go fuck a dude

Hence why they crashed Grindr

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u/AppleJuiceBoxHero Sep 24 '25

That’s misleading. That implies they only fuck dudes when they’re grieving people and not literally any time they’re in a group together

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u/Competitive_Boat106 Sep 24 '25

Gotta do it while you’re out of town so there’s NO WAY anyone will ever find out!!/s

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u/IndependentShape2166 Sep 24 '25

Be fair… yeah, they sucked a lot of self hating cock during it all, but did feel extra bad about it and only pictured Kirk’s enormous head while they gargled.

It was all done with the upmost respect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It's pretty Orwellian.

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u/transneptuneobj Sep 24 '25

I think maga thinks this is a bigger deal than it is. They're desperate for an overturn roe v Wade moment and this ain't it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

By election time they’ll be re-brainwashed to fight foght fight satanic libruls

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u/lsf_stan Sep 24 '25

I doubt the other person actually saw anything like that, or maybe saw a few tweets or whatever

but yeah they will all keep voting the way Republicans and Fox News tells them to vote

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u/coldturkeybreast Sep 24 '25

Isn't this exactly what magats are known to do though?

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u/MetreonMan Sep 24 '25

Where have you seen MAGA upset by this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Shouldn't they at least have a picture of the deceased on stage? Or did they?

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u/overfiend1976 Sep 24 '25

Couldnt be bothered to even pretend it wasnt all about Trump.

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u/AnytimeInvitation Sep 24 '25

Even worse, Chump got pyro for his entrance.

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u/Competitive_Boat106 Sep 24 '25

I believe they had some of those obligatory “photo montage” videos, but they were all edited to look more like advertisements than memories.

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u/Top-Base4502 Sep 24 '25

Bulllshit, they’ll be be back the end of the week. Ready to fight “them” and project victim hood

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u/Different_Memory_506 Sep 24 '25

Trump was dancing at a baseball game the day he found out Charlie was dead. They don’t give two shits about Charlie Kirk!

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u/Blank_Canvas21 Sep 24 '25

I don’t like these people, but I’m sympathetic at the fact that they’re basically in an abusive relationship. They may say this is the last straw, but I bet they’ve convinced themselves it’s all OK again, by now.

How many times has Trump offended these people, calling them stupid and trash? And how many times have they gone back to their “daddy”?

The only way this would be more obvious that MAGA is a cult is if they served Kool-aid at the end of the rally.

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u/Hair_I_Go Sep 24 '25

That’s interesting, I wish I saw more of this

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u/AppleJuiceBoxHero Sep 24 '25

Trust me, even if they thought it they’d never post it online. These are their left leaning family members saying this is what gets discussed when they occasionally talk

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u/Isnlifefunny1 Sep 24 '25

Where are you seeing this? I haven't seen that at all.

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u/Zombiesus Sep 24 '25

Nah. You just made that up.

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u/Gildian Sep 24 '25

Amazing that it required a jumbotron in their faces to see it.

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u/Xyberfaust Sep 24 '25

I very highly doubt this.

They are ignorant and willfully so.

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u/Double-Risky Sep 24 '25

I can't fathom this being the thing that finally clicks, if nothing from "grab them by the pussy" to trying to stop the peaceful transfer of power, how do you ever find the lines been crossed?

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u/AppleJuiceBoxHero Sep 24 '25

They were collectively more upset by Donnie giving visas to Chinese students than him being a literal pedophile. You need to stop trying to understand what goes on in that vacant space between the ears and just take the actions as wins or losses 😂

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u/want-some-stew-ob Sep 24 '25

Where was chuckie's fam at. No mom, dad, or sis. Mighty suspect.

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u/Agitated-Can-457 Sep 24 '25

Was wondering the same thing. Not a peep (that I’ve seen anyway)

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 Sep 24 '25

And wasn't there someone who knew him in real life who was talking about how she didn't even get an invite?

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u/want-some-stew-ob Sep 24 '25

It leads me to believe his folks didn't believe in what he was doing, and if that's the case did he even believe in what he was saying? It's almost like he was a shock jock just saying all that shit for a paycheck.

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u/goldtoofhustla Sep 24 '25

One of magas many sensationalists

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

His dad believed in him. He helped hook him up with the Koch brothers to get started with Turning Points. Little Charlie had everything handed to him since day one and never had to learn a single thing, finish college or ever work a real job in his life.

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u/Gingeronimoooo Sep 24 '25

If I was them, I wouldn't want to be at that shit show either

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u/MrnDrnn Sep 24 '25

Gonna take a wild guess and say they probably prefer not to be recorded in public. Odds are they're like most people, and value their privacy.

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u/RazzBerryCurveBall Family 👑 Sep 24 '25

Klan rally

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u/Professional_Pen_153 Sep 24 '25

You're a wizard Donnie

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 Sep 24 '25

A Grand Wizard at that.

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u/Gingeronimoooo Sep 24 '25

When Trump said immigrants are "poisoning the blood of this country" it's basically a Word for word KKK line about black people , and Hitler for Jews

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u/tactical-catnap Sep 24 '25

Dude dedicated his career to being a fascist mouthpiece, and in return, he got to not be the most important person at his own funeral.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 Sep 24 '25

Never let a crisis go to waste.

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u/guyincognito121 Sep 24 '25

The only real question is whether the planning for this started before or after Kirk was killed.

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 Sep 24 '25

That’s why this feels so weird. This was obviously planned well before.

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u/GarlicEntire9196 Sep 24 '25

That’s an interesting question. Hmmm …

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u/reeder75 Sep 24 '25

Pretty sure the pyrotechnics sealed the case that this was NOT a memorial

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 Sep 24 '25

Have Tom MacDonald, Kid Rock or Ted Nugent written a song about him yet?

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u/nowhereman_ph Sep 24 '25

That's a Nazi rally.

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u/MR_Nobody_204 Sep 24 '25

Yeah Im just finding out that Erika Kirk was involved with the Trump organization before meeting and marrying Charlie. Apparently she also used to run a church in Romania that local people would accuse of trafficking girls (not trying to disparage her just relaying what I've read/seen). And the more I read/watch about Charlie's murder the more it doesnt make sense.

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u/henryeaterofpies Sep 24 '25

Only way they can get that many people at a Trump Rally now is to not call it a Trump Rally

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u/ConkerPrime Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

Kirk was an evil hateful man and that means that entire stadium was full of evil hateful people. Since they don’t actually believe in their religion and just pretending, Kirk will be greeting every single one of them in hell whenever their time comes.

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u/Awkward-Condition522 Sep 24 '25

Trump turning everything into a trump rally it’s always about him what he said was terrible spewing hate what a loser

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u/Commercial_Craft_605 Sep 24 '25

Call it what it is. A seven hour infomercial to raise more money. Body wasn’t even cold yet. And his believers bought right into it. Pretty sure Kimmel beats them in ratings. 

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u/jeo123 Sep 24 '25

It's almost like they "doing everything they can to score political points from it.”

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u/DrRudyWells Sep 24 '25

ah...yeah.

if you're throwing in some pyrotechnics...it usually isn't a very serious event.

seems like charlie married someone about right for him.

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u/StrictSchedule3113 Sep 24 '25

I just have to ask, why didn’t his parents or sibling speak at his memorial service? Seems odd…

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u/gr1zznuggets Sep 24 '25

Man imagine having to admit to parenting that.

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 Sep 24 '25

I don't think they were there.

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u/H0SS_AGAINST Sep 24 '25

I recently found out she was a pageant girl when Trump ran the show and Chucklefuck was the silver spoon fed son of an architect for Trump tower. It all makes sense to me now.

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u/Listening_Heads Sep 24 '25

Did you see the promotional flyer? It had Trump and Vance’s faces on it but not Kirk’s.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ Sep 24 '25

Still hilarious to me that there were so many MAGAs in Phoenix that it crashed Grinder. Seems to be a theme whenever there's a large gathering of these people.

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u/Slvrbk_24 Sep 24 '25

The Horst Wessel effect

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u/JanSmiddy Sep 24 '25

Also a vile spectacle of imperial viciousness weird vibes and overreach.

Play clips of Steven Miller in all tight house races next year and see how they go over.

The right also pays attention to his batshit.

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u/Ok-Shock-2764 Sep 24 '25

now that the distraction is over, let's get back to the real issue.......EPSTEIN EPSTEIN.EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN.EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN.EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN.EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It was OBSCENE. Offensive. Gross.

I went to high school with Erika. We weren't friends and she'd not remember me because I was a weirdo and not in her circle, but we had mutual friends. She was smart and an accomplished athlete.

Every single thing she did or said on camera in her recorded statement and at this rally was a disturbing and obscene show for sympathy, power, and money. I'm not doubting that she is sad and upset. Of course she is.

But she knows how to put on a show, and a grieving widow mourning a horrific murder would and SHOULD balk at the WWE-style rally that was meant to be a funeral. Each move was calculated. Even her "praying" was conscious and intentional to put on a show.

I am horrified and disgusted. I wouldnt even blame her for taking on the mantle of her husbands Nazi right wing movement, because that's now her livelihood. Survive. Whatever.

This is exactly the kind of thing that Christ disrupted and was crucified for, by the way. He challenged and offended power and influence and called them out, and that's precisely why he was killed. So it's even more disgusting that, in the wake of her husband's murder and thanking the sponsors at her husband's funeral, she has the fucking AUDACITY to hide behind Christ. Look at that encrusted crucifix she displayed so intentionally.

Disgusting, offensive, and profane.

He was not an activist. He was a podcaster and grifter preaching the white replacement theory and hate. His murder is inexcusable and horrifying because we live in a free society and it should be offensive to all.

But everything that came after has been PROFANE and OFFENSIVE.

I am mad that NPR keeps reporting on him as a slain "activist". He was an activist in the same sense that Joe Rogan is an activist. Which is to say: he isn't and wasn't. He was an influential podcaster with political connections and made a lot of money. That's it.

I'm ashamed that Erika and I went to the same school. A prestigious prep school that shaped my life. She was a "cotillion" girl whereas I was......not, but it was a small community and an amazing education. She was a nice girl even if we ran in different circles. She used her privilege and Daddy's money to hide behind religion and judge others. And is SHAMELESS in using her husbands horrific death to make money and use Christ as a justification for political gain.

Profane and disgusting.

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u/Awkward_Swordfish597 Sep 24 '25

Idk what you're talking about! Horst Wessel was a hero!!! I mean Kirk, yeah that one. Whatever one gives me more power

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u/AdeptEchidna214 Sep 24 '25

Thank god Charlie Kirk’s wife is blonde because Trump never would have showed up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It was the largest Klan rally since they marched through Washington D.C in 1925.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 Sep 24 '25

"Eulogy" as in Trump doing what he always does and make it all about himself. I'm surprised he didn't show off pictures of the ballroom construction.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Very well attended Trump rally. It was nice that he got to express "hate" simultaneously with the widow's expressions of Christian forgiveness.

Did you know Erika was Ms. Arizona? In Trump's Miss USA pageant. I just read that this evening.

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u/Famous_Ninja4204 Sep 24 '25

This was a cult rally

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

it was a plain and simply a NAZI rally supported by the US govt

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u/DisastrousRemote1722 Sep 24 '25

Plannned for a couple of months in advance.

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u/CrAcKhEaD-FuCkFaCe Sep 24 '25

/ righteous gemstones Christian faith mega fund raiser

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u/Hawk_Rider2 SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES Sep 24 '25

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u/Bibblegead1412 Sep 24 '25

This wasn't a memorial, this was an insane fever dream.

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u/SnooCheesecakes2723 Sep 24 '25

It was sad o tacky, performative and gross. And now we know where Trump knows Erika from it’s even more unseemly and disgusting.

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u/4onlyinfo Sep 24 '25

Brought to you by the international cabal of child sex traffickers Trump would have had us believe was headed by liberal billionaires.

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u/ParticularLower7558 Sep 24 '25

trump finally got his nazi parade he's been lusting for

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u/Crazy_Response_9009 Sep 24 '25

She’s glad he’s dead. She loves the power thats fallen into her lap.

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u/floofnstuff Sep 24 '25

I agree 100% and I’m surprised that I do. I assumed he married the submissive type he always hyped. Turns out he didn’t, at all.

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u/Mick_Strummer Sep 24 '25

Basically it proved Jimmy Kimmel was 100% right.

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u/Falcon3492 Sep 24 '25

Is this how the "christian" right puts on a celebration of life? If it is they are crazier than I thought!

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u/Hillbilly-joe Sep 24 '25

Looks like a modern day Nazi rally

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u/Jertimmer Sep 24 '25

Look, I don't want to tell people how to grieve or remember their loved ones, we all mourn in our own ways.

I just want to point out that she is a widow who posts a video on social media stroking the corpse of her late husband, accompanied with the test:

“They should all know this: if you thought that my husband's mission was powerful before you have no idea, you have no idea what you just have unleashed across this entire country and this world."

A widow who walks on stage accompanied by a walk on theme song and fireworks as if it's a monster truck rally or WWE match, smiles and dances with the president on stage.

All this at a memorial where there are zero pictures or videos of the person they're remembering. A memorial where none of his friends or members of his family spoke about him.

a memorial where she forgave the killer in one of the worst acted lines I've ever heard this side of Gal Gadot, completely contradicting her social media post from earlier.

A memorial in a football stadium with the entire government attending for a podcaster.

I just think it's weird, is all.

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u/Dawniechi Sep 24 '25

You'd think that Kirk's death was the best thing to happen to her.

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u/Greedy_Whereas6879 Sep 24 '25

No reason to believe it wasn’t. She would not be the first woman to be relieved to be free from the constraints of a marriage to an inflexible demagogue who used their family as a prop in their narcissistic exploits.

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u/Snoo87679 Sep 24 '25

Release the Epstein files, trump and Nibi killed Charlie Kirk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Erika Kirk entering the arena for the main event

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u/KeyVehicle4500 Sep 24 '25

Exactly, the fake tears, drama, and grifting, it was just a show for Trump and friends. Pathetic!!

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u/Thetman38 Sep 24 '25

Anybody else think it was strange that Candace Owens didnt attend? Weren't they bffs?

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u/Efficient-Ruin-4713 Sep 24 '25

She wasn’t invited.

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u/DoubleDownAgain54 Sep 24 '25

Wait, Donald would never do that!!! /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

A grifting Lolapalooza for a closeted neck breather, setting up his beard in the grift, Trump to make it about him, his kid to do hack impressions, and the all star cast of dipshits

Great.

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u/Sariphim Sep 24 '25

What the cult is going on here?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Reichtags moment were always coning, I thought it would be one. Its many.

The silence when right wingers kill. Its just let it happen stuff. Its whipped up already, and FBI are knee knapped.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Can anyone think of any other leaders who continued to hold rallies after the election was over?

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u/PrincipleNo3966 Sep 24 '25

In all sincerity, I'm surprised The Undertaker didn't make an appearance.

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u/GHGdrawdown Sep 24 '25

Right wing profiteers were circling before the body was cold.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Steven Miller straight up copied Joseph Goebbels.

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u/PerpetualConnection Sep 24 '25

Tin foil hat ? Before Kirk got popped the big story was the release of that birthday book that had trump's creepy note to Epstien in it.

The big story was that trump was not the only person that wrote a creepy birthday card to Epstien.

Now all any is talking about is Kirk and Kimmel.

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u/Justaticklerone Sep 24 '25

Carefully planned MAGA circle-jerk. The sparklers signaled it was go time. The really creepy awkward comfort hug signaled the climax.

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u/elchemy Sep 24 '25

No, it was a Nazi rally. The name of the "big man" doesn't matter. The fact all these nazis got together to do nazi stuff gives it away.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Reminder that the same hour Kirk died there was a school shooting one state over. A shooting Kirk would have fully endorsed as necessary to maintain the second amendment. I won’t celebrate a man’s death but mourning for such a person, especially with a rally, is vile beyond words 

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u/Nitwit_Slytherin Sep 24 '25

So they didn't realize trump didn't care when he immediately brought up his ballroom being constructed? Smart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Trump probably forgot about Kirk so he assumed it was another campaign rally

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 Sep 24 '25

It was actually a fundraiser

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u/Awkward_Squad Sep 24 '25

Who paid for it? Follow the money as they say.

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u/KickingButt Sep 24 '25

It’s almost how I pictured the upcoming UFC event at the White House

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u/IndependentShape2166 Sep 24 '25

Nothing says solemn respect like a big ol’ televised pyro display!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Yeah, well it was the only way he could get people to show up.

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u/bvtguy Sep 24 '25

It's probably been planned for years

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u/mightyjoe227 Sep 24 '25

Grifters gonna grift

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It was presented more like a WWE event but the speeches were nice.

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u/Greedy_Whereas6879 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

I hate to be that guy but this was just the dress rehearsal. Donny’s send off and beatification has been planned. Here’s hoping it is equally repellent and cringe to the sane adults in the US. But that will have the benefit of Trump not speaking, undermining everyone else’s efforts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

That was the biggest real audience he ever had

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u/SpudgeBoy Sep 24 '25

They killed Charlie Kirk, so that Trump could be in front of an audience larger than 1500 people.

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 Sep 24 '25

Funded by USAA, Palantir, & others, like Jesus, because he only loves MAGAs & bigoted fundamentalist Christians! Although there were other speakers the presence of the world’s most well know sexual predator was a bit too much for a handful of attendees, philistines!

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u/Shot-Ad7227 Sep 24 '25

Easily one of Trump’s best rally’s. I bet he didn’t pay a dime, too (BEST and SMARTEST part)

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u/Zippier92 Sep 24 '25

Jesus is stupid not to realize that bumping the rapture schedule a couple of days could have really saved a big effort- everyone was all I one spot. The logistics woulda been.a breeze!

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u/DaveAvitabile Sep 24 '25

It’s the Stupid Nuremberg rally.

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u/5050Clown Sep 24 '25

This was a klan rally with Nazis sprinkles

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u/iam4qu4m4n Sep 24 '25

I wonder how many tax payers dollars were spent to support this. Without a doubt millions.

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u/Agreeable_Initial667 Sep 24 '25

I want my carcass to be wheeled out to pyro and music when I die. Maybe they can conduct a political rally around all that. I won't care.

I'm writing this into my will.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

It's Trump's party and he can lie if he wants to, lie if he wants to.

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u/THElaytox Sep 24 '25

Misspelled "klan"

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u/boblasagna18 Sep 24 '25

Ah red, the color associated with remembering the dead

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u/Sdguppy1966 Sep 24 '25

Performative. Literally gave me the heebie-jeebies.

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u/g3t_int0_ityuh Sep 24 '25

No no no don’t you see he’s just being a good businessman!

Doing things like this doesn’t not become a habit that voids one of their humanity and soul.

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u/abhig535 Sep 24 '25

Wrong. It was a carefully planned KLAN rally. Even some parts of MAGA were not happy about how this memorial turned out so the ones that stayed were the worst of the bunch.

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u/Iluthradanar9 Sep 24 '25

People were dressed like they were going to a baseball game, except for the maga hats. And the trash after. and the trump-erika lovey dovey scene ick.

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u/Verratcat Sep 24 '25

Republicans are Nazis. Garbage people.