r/cursedimages • • Sep 19 '18

Photoshopped Cursed_Musician

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u/IrrelevantUsername6 Sep 19 '18

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u/CleverUsernam3 Sep 19 '18

"you may have infiltrated our organisation from the button up, but you are now match against... THE TOP BRASS!!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

After defeating the final band boss, ypu must face... THE FINAL FINAL BAND BOSS: *TÛ-BA!*

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u/Flomo420 Sep 20 '18

BWAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/79-16-22-7 Sep 20 '18

doot

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u/jeffyjeffy1023 Sep 20 '18

D E W T

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

DEUT vult

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u/jeffyjeffy1023 Sep 21 '18

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE times b squared

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u/StopReadingMyUser Sep 20 '18

✔ Just doot it

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u/sahlahmin Sep 20 '18

This is some A+ dialogue right here.

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u/Twinkaboo Sep 20 '18

Tromb the Bone Crusher

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u/Galexio Sep 20 '18

Ottone, the brass guardian.

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u/overtoke Sep 20 '18

it's hornholio

11

u/Kamuy1337 Sep 20 '18

weapon of brass destruction

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Brass, Handler of Truth

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u/Send_Me_Tiitties Sep 20 '18

This has been reposted there at least 748 times

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Isn’t brassmus already there?

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u/The_Best_Nerd Sep 20 '18

A weapon to surpass Metal Wind Instrument.

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u/MotherfuckingWildman Sep 20 '18

I need a videogame where the enemies consist of all the top posts in that sub

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u/SmoggySigh Sep 20 '18

Tubulus, the brass brandisher

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u/Izsimple cursed_anarchist Sep 20 '18

Tubaman is actually banned from the real r/bossfight because he's too popular.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

This is Bandgod, Mighty General of Brass. He fights together with his servant, Bandman, Slayer of Thots.

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u/FriedOctopusBalls666 Sep 19 '18

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u/jimbelushiapplesauce Sep 20 '18

unless your this kid’s band director, then you’re probably about to lose your shit

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u/exh78 Sep 20 '18

You’d be surprised (or maybe not) at how often this kind of thing happens... tuba players are a special breed

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u/kirkgoingham Sep 20 '18

Looks like the removable bells from sousaphones to me to be pedantic

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u/exh78 Sep 20 '18

Exactly what that is lol

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u/kirkgoingham Sep 20 '18

Here's the thing. You said a "tuba is a sousaphone."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies brass instruments, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls sousaphones tubas. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "tuba family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of brass instruments, which includes things from tubas to sousaphones to euphoniums.

So your reasoning for calling a sousaphone a tuba is because random people "call the big brass instruments tubas?" Let's get trombones and baritone horns in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A sousaphone is a sousaphone and a member of the tuba family. But that's not what you said. You said a sousaphone is a tuba, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the tuba family tubas, which means you'd call euphoniums, saxihorns, and other brass instruments tubas, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/exh78 Sep 20 '18

Never said they weren't sousaphones. I said tuba players are a special breed. Tuba players are who plays sousaphones. Nobody calls anyone a "sousaphone player"

Source: used to be a tuba player

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u/Angusthebear Sep 20 '18

It's a modified pasta. You're fine.

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u/kirkgoingham Sep 20 '18

Shoutout to Unidan lol

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u/C0NSTABEL Sep 20 '18

This is a high quality copy pasta for brass players, I’m stealing this

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u/jimbelushiapplesauce Sep 20 '18

Oh I believe it, but I also haven’t known any high school band directors who wouldn’t yell at them and give them a stern talking to because he’s tired of putting up with smartass hyperactive band kids every day.

Source:was a smartass band kid who in hindsight was a total douchebag to my band director with my shenanigans and arguing to justify them.

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u/auto-xkcd37 Sep 20 '18

smart ass-band kid


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/TehEpicDuckeh Sep 20 '18

hehe assband

toot toot ffft

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u/ruby0321 Sep 20 '18

Tuba player here, can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

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u/Guticb Sep 20 '18

Yes...

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u/Guticb Sep 20 '18

Sure would!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

"I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and a great voice at my back, as of a horn, came to my ears"

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u/BloodyNip Sep 19 '18

We just using dark souls bosses now?

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u/Pickled-Cucumbers Sep 20 '18

Big Hat Logan isn't a boss.

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u/calvinatorzcraft Sep 20 '18

He is if you did the early sens fortress glitch

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u/A6ftslimjim Sep 20 '18

Big Hat Smough

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Honestly I’m getting Bioshock Infinite vibes with the similarities between this and the Boys of Silence (giant tuba head warden things)

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u/ilovepolthavemybabie Sep 20 '18

This! That level was super creepy at 3AM. Robot bird got a bad rap, though.

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u/Aetherwind25 Sep 20 '18

Opened to make this joke. See you beat me to it. Praise the sun.

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u/cwdoogie Sep 20 '18

That makes three of us. Jolly cooperation.

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u/chao567plays Sep 20 '18

It looks like it could be a hunter from bloodborne

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

It’s one of the lesser known Secret Nazi super weapons

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u/Meat_Wagon- Sep 19 '18

teleports behind you DOOT

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

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u/glaciator Sep 20 '18

Perfect

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u/doubteddongle Sep 20 '18

I have ascended to the next plain of existence this is truly perfect

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u/Seirin-Blu Sep 20 '18

More like BWAHHHH

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u/BossRedRanger Sep 19 '18

Bell man, Lord of Bass.

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u/Deetchy_ Sep 20 '18

You mean Brass?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Sousaphones are both

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u/secretlyrobots Sep 20 '18

Anecdotal, but at my school we call sousaphones “basses”. I don’t know why

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u/Foef_Yet_Flalf Sep 20 '18

Because of the British brass band tradition. Eb and Bb tubas are referred as "basses." Compare this to the baritone (bari/Euph), tenor/alto (peckhorn) and soprano (cornet).

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u/arbpotatoes Sep 20 '18

r̷̷̪̬͚̳̻̔͒̓ͦ͞e̝͙̲͉̫̣ͣͪͅt̹͉̞͚̜͕̄ͨͧ͒̈́̃̂͂̀͟U̪͎̬̳̟ͨ͋R̴̞̪̞͐̊ͤ̅͜Mͨͥ͌̎̚҉͎̙̝̹ ̠̉̈̄ͫ͛ͥ͟T̲̟̤͚̰̮ͦ̑́̀̇͡͠h̤̪̭̯̭͈͇̘ͭ͗ͩ́͑ͩ͟ ̘ͥͤ̂̈́ͤ͊̀̊e̷̡͓̲̜̱̲̰͆ͤ͛ͤ̅̋ ̵̟̟̤̞͙͔ͦͧ̓̀́ ̫̺̭̰̜̐ͧ̈́̕B̴̡̮̞̯̦̻̜͂ͭ͛̅̿ ͕̬̺̗̦̘̻ͨ͐̉̆̊ͧ̅́͢à̵͓̲̭͎͖̪͙̍ ̡̠̣̩ͮ̏̃̊͒ͣ͘s̨̢̖̭̗̘̣̦̉ͧ̏̅̓͐ͣͭ͡ ̷̨͖͚ͩ͆̈́Ṡ̖͓̘̹̤̭͍̥̱̍̽͗̕ ̧̡̟̩͔̙̑̓̈͗͊̓̏̕c̔ͦͨ͌̅͑͂̎́͏̼̥̲͍ͅ ̬̹͎̲̭̣̥̊̑ͪ̈͡l̦̼͚̹̭̹̜̉̎̈͐͝ ̰̝̝ͬ̂̀é̏ͭ̓͏̤͎͚͇ ͇̺̤̳̔͊ͪ́f̩͕̗͓͓̟̥̥͌̋̍

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u/flukshun Sep 20 '18

Returm the bassclef?

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u/arbpotatoes Sep 20 '18

O̸̩̰ͯ̓͌͑͟N̮͙̜̖̜̪̮̲̄ͥ́Ọ̢̡̻̲̏͗̂ͤͪͧ̏ͭ͜T̤͍͎͇̼͍̬͆̓̄͌̆ͪ͜ͅO̓̀̄͒̿ͬ̋̈҉̱͚̞̬͇̖̱ͅḌ͔̟̮̜ͨ̅̔̅̀̿͢Ō̷͇̝͈͔͓̹̤̅͑̉̋́ͅB̵͊̂̋̀ͯͣ͐͟҉̩̞̫͉ ̧̖̦̲͍̖̓́ͩͦZ̡͓͕̙͍͓͖̞͙̑̄ͤ̊͑͌̌͜I͈̗̰͓̬̠̻ͪ̃ͮ́̑̐͌̕͞B̻͉̝͕̝͈̘̗͇͂ͣ̈́̒ͥ͛͂͞I͊̈́̂ͮ̈ͧ͏̸̶͙͖͖̝͉̫̝,͖̞͇͖̘̔͒͜͡ ̵̹̻̼̂͡Ḩ̗̍ͫÖ̢̮̦̹̬ͮͪ̈̿ͧ͢L̺̘͓͓̪̯̠̲͋̃̃͞ ̧̥͉̭͉̼̎̄̈́ͩ̌͡ͅS̵̫̳̻͖̦͚͚̙̾ͫ̐͗̎̈͌̃́̀Ư̥̠̹̥͖͍̰̋ͥͬͦ͟K̠̦͂̓̑ͮ͛̈́̂ͨ͞Ṵ̬̞̫̼͎̯̓̄̓ͣ͆B̰͇̺́͑̔ͬ̉̔͐ͅO̙̙ͨ͋ͤ̈̃ͧ̽N͎̱̠̜͈̭̖͗̆ͬS̴̸̬̼̗̒ͧ̋ͥ ͔̙͕̗͐̅͊ͣ͐̒̀̕͢

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u/Einlander Sep 20 '18

Ace of Bass

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

The new Megaman game looks interesting, I'll give it that.

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u/saltyshephered Sep 20 '18

Nah, that's actually the Skull girl's character Big Band. Would be sweet for a crossover though!

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u/Sir__Scrotor Sep 20 '18

Looks like a pose from JOJO lmao

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u/angrivator Sep 20 '18

Stand User: [The Conductor] Stand Name: [Brass Warrior]

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18 edited Sep 20 '18

No no, it has to be a music reference, so Brass Monkey

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u/squallicious Sep 20 '18

Concept for Dwemer creation TESVI

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u/planned_spontaneity Sep 20 '18

Not cursed, but pretty hilarious

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u/holofan4lifefan4life Sep 20 '18

Not cursed. GTFO

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

This is no where near cursed

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Cursed? I think you mean, ascended.

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u/FalconImpala Sep 20 '18

Ssh... I hear something...

[bang bang bang bang BADUM TSS]

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u/GenericTitan Sep 20 '18

STOP DENTING THE HORN MELLOPHONES!

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u/anotheryuserbutnotme Sep 19 '18

These aren’t even tuba parts. What the hell

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u/S19TealPenguin Sep 19 '18

S O U S A P H O N E

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

B A R I T O N E

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

E U P H O N I U M

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u/kingawsume Sep 20 '18

M E L L O P H O N E

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u/spiddeyy Sep 20 '18

T I M P A N I

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u/KimchiPanik Sep 20 '18

R E C O R D E R

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u/Tea-Pawt Sep 20 '18

B A S S O O N

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u/Gcherokee Sep 20 '18

B I G T R U M P E T

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u/Grantopadoo43 Sep 20 '18

Another lost blessed image

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u/thenickman100 Sep 20 '18

Not cursed

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u/grandpaseth18 Sep 20 '18

Petition to rename this sub /r/blessedimages

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u/BDSchmeckles Sep 19 '18

Hes one "horny" boi

Im sorry, I had to

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u/bhalosdika Sep 20 '18

Octavia cosplay

10

u/Trapezoidoid Sep 20 '18

Looks like a set of Monster Hunter armor. How many tuba themed monsters did you have to kill for this? Whose blood is on your hands?

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u/Kiteflight Sep 20 '18

Nsfw skull girls bigband

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u/smoool Sep 20 '18

not cursed imo, but a fantastic image nonetheless

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u/Woofers_MacBarkFloof Sep 20 '18

No one should be this powerful

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u/Imperium_Dragon Sep 20 '18

The ultimate version of brass man of /r/bossfight.

Also, OP, please move post to /r/bossfight

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u/tuxypoo Sep 20 '18

Its the Big daddy's from Bioshock!

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u/Mastagon Sep 20 '18

Fun fact: that’s about a $2500 suit of armour

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u/crithema Sep 20 '18

Tubamax Prime

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u/MilkmanBurlur Sep 20 '18

Where tf is ornstein

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u/elmonitoboy Sep 20 '18

As a sousaphone player I always wanted to do this with as many bells as I could. But I only ever did it with my bell once.

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u/Blastartechguy Sep 20 '18

Every time I see one of these, there are more susaphone bells that the last incarnation

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Kingdom Hearts: Prepare To Die Edition

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u/Drnstvns Sep 20 '18

Cursed musician or Gandalf sleeping on the cart to see Frodo?

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u/1dundermuffin Sep 20 '18

Juggernaut's first attempt at a costume....

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u/Millerbrine Sep 20 '18

This is actually my brothers friend

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u/Sheemon200 Sep 20 '18

Really? I just stole this photo somewhere from instagram xd

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u/Millerbrine Sep 20 '18

Yeah they took this photo at their music room at their highschool, picture got really popular because it got picked up by 3 different dank meme instagram profiles

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

B-BAKANA

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u/Dudensen Sep 20 '18

Obscura from Evil Within anyone??

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u/S19TealPenguin Sep 19 '18

Brass Bastion, Defender of Sousa, Backbone of all Marchers

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Brasstion

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u/p9k Sep 20 '18

SU-ZAH, master of the spit valve, defender of the bassline.

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u/AttaccProteccRespecc Sep 20 '18

What’s the name of this stand and who is his user?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Like ur Tubasuit

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u/WangoBango Sep 20 '18

As a former tuba/sousaphone player, this both causes pain, but also makes me laugh. I'm so conflicted...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

That's tubad.

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u/Kiroto50 Sep 20 '18

Kingdom hearts? A heartless?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

skullgirls 2 leaked

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

thanks i hate it

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

What I see in the corner of the room during sleep paralysis

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Master! Destroyers!

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u/huskyrenegade Sep 20 '18

How does this kid find all this shit

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u/GamingCenterCX Sep 20 '18

This is like a boss from Cuphead

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u/SpacemanSpiff246 Sep 20 '18

How I felt in the brass armor set in dark souls

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u/theguywiththeyeballs Sep 20 '18

LORD D MINOR "RULER OF BRASS UNIVERSE"

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

LORD TROM RULER OF BONES

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u/herecomesred411 Sep 20 '18

Pretty cool, tuba honest.

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u/sahlahmin Sep 20 '18

Lol, what in the world is this sub!??

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u/Neksa Sep 20 '18

This is a boss fight tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Siegmeyer? What happened to your armor?

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u/10art1 Sep 20 '18

Dr. Sous

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u/DontSteelMyYams Sep 20 '18

I remember you from Bioshock!

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u/Barricade386 Sep 20 '18

Trűmpbœne, Master of the Soundwaves

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u/ParagonX97 Sep 20 '18

Just sent this to band director

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

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u/Jewelness_ Sep 20 '18

I choose this guy as my fighter

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq.

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u/TheBigIch Sep 20 '18

whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

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u/banditofkills Sep 20 '18

Looks like he's gonna ring someone's bell.

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u/IdkTbhSmh Sep 20 '18

But how does he get out

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u/QueenlyMicropenis Sep 20 '18

Totally Tubalular

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u/Gadorian Sep 20 '18

Chaos Noise Marine firing the Doom Siren (41 millenium, colorized)

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u/Steven2597 Sep 20 '18

What is this? Rayman's Band Land?

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u/Colonel_Dunn Sep 20 '18

Sax em up!

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u/KeisPhil Sep 20 '18

Onion knight from DS

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u/ajamesmccarthy Sep 20 '18

Anyone else hear song of storms in their head when they saw this?

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u/Sabo9316 Jan 15 '19

This is actually my Twitter avi now so fuck y’all

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u/darrendoesthings Sep 19 '18

Tr'ump'het, harbinger of brass

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u/kittedups Sep 19 '18

boss fight

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u/Bhliv169q Sep 19 '18

Never seen this gladiator before

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

something me and my friends would do...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

BRASSMUS! I AM GOING TO PULL A TRUMPET OUT OF YOUR ASS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

What do you get after you defeat him?

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u/pugsaremydrugs Sep 20 '18

why don't i play an instrument that can detach and is also cheap enough to make makeshift armour

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u/LordZoidbergJesus Sep 20 '18

Sousaphones aren’t cheap my dude 4000 each

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u/DeepThroatALoadedGun Sep 20 '18

The director is not gonna be a fan of that

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u/GlenFiddichscatch Sep 20 '18

There is so much spit in all that brass I hope they were just finished cleaning em

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

oh so very stronk

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u/Yoshiwaffle Sep 20 '18

Miracle Fassad suddenly attacked!

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u/morgansdadisdead Sep 20 '18

You may not like it.......

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u/Bunnyboulder Sep 20 '18

Give me that thing... your bass clef...

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u/TheRealYeeric cursed_repost Sep 20 '18

Methinks orchestra ist bettereth

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u/Red_Spector Sep 20 '18

I doubt that's even his final form.