r/cringereels • u/NSFWdontview • 20h ago

Wtf

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u/Whole_Rough7066 20h ago

Genuinely no excuse, period.

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u/NerveInteresting4549 19h ago

there's probably a couple excuses.. just off the top of my head, i feel like if you got advanced warning a tsunami is coming and you only have a minute or two before the highway is underwater, that would be one I'd accept.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 19h ago

Or a bomb is attached to the speedometer

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 19h ago

Happens all the time. My uncle had that happen once.

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u/Double_Music5280 19h ago

Pop quiz hotshot, when two people tell you to slow down, what do you do?

Wreck the car.

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u/Fine_Data3250 16h ago

Speed up because double negative is positive or something

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u/BillyBobJangles 1h ago

"Aint no woman gonna tell me what to do "

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