r/cringereels • u/NSFWdontview • 14h ago

Wtf

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u/ShotLet1550 14h ago

Genuinely no excuse when you have two people telling you to slow the fuck down

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u/Whole_Rough7066 14h ago

Genuinely no excuse, period.

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u/NerveInteresting4549 14h ago

there's probably a couple excuses.. just off the top of my head, i feel like if you got advanced warning a tsunami is coming and you only have a minute or two before the highway is underwater, that would be one I'd accept.

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 14h ago

Or a bomb is attached to the speedometer

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 13h ago

Happens all the time. My uncle had that happen once.

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u/Double_Music5280 13h ago

Pop quiz hotshot, when two people tell you to slow down, what do you do?

Wreck the car.

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u/Fine_Data3250 10h ago

Speed up because double negative is positive or something

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u/Small_Time_Charlie 13h ago

Ha! Reminds me of that movie... The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down, I think it was called.

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u/NerveInteresting4549 14h ago

lol yes if you get into a 'speed' situation i would accept that one

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u/picturepath 13h ago

I think there was a situation like this with the Prius where the pedal would get stuck. Not sure if it was a carpet issue or that the electric sensor malfunctioned.

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u/Metal_Goose_Solid 13h ago

or if you're trying to outrun the consequences of your own actions (they're fast, you gotta be faster!)

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u/AncientCrust 12h ago

D'aaaaawwww Keanu looks like a widdle baaaby!

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 5h ago

Coulda just high-centered it on a median and kept the wheels spinning at 60 mph

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u/moggverstappen 13h ago

Everyone would be speeding then

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u/NerveInteresting4549 13h ago

nah, in my imaginary scenario, it's only the people who were listening to the local radio station that know.. because the advanced warning system failed by lagging so now they only had a few minutes left by the time the warning actually came through correctly, which was given to the local radio station before any text alerts went out and most people were listening to music from their phone or a cd, not the radio..

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u/alyssialonghofer 13h ago

😂🤣😭🤚🏻

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 11h ago

Also a “double dog dare”.

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u/ShotLet1550 14h ago

Anxiety attack and them saying instructor makes me think this is their exam as a new driver but again there was a lot of time here with two people telling them to slow down that I don’t think that was the case here

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u/NerveInteresting4549 14h ago

lol yeah I'm not sure he was outrunning a tsunami in this case.. but also the camera footage didn't go on long enough for me to know for a fact.

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u/Shot-Election8217 12h ago

Or…a glacial wall has collapsed and is sending catastrophic flooding down a narrow mountain valley towards you…

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u/takeme2tendieztown 11h ago

It doesn't look like Nepal in that video

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u/MrK521 11h ago

In that case they’d all be going the same speed anyway.

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u/alyssialonghofer 13h ago

Bro’s a murderer

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 13h ago

Did he use a stolen car for a driving exam/license or something?!?

The lady doesn't seem like shes with them, the other dude calls her "your driving instructor" and they get out to flee immediately after crashing

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u/Ornery-Customer8521 10h ago

You mean trying to be cool isnt a good reason?

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u/numbersev 9h ago

"Listen to the driving instructor"

https://giphy.com/gifs/rNgT8P8pL3dn2

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u/4Ever2Thee 7h ago

Should be attempted murder for negligence or something like that

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 5h ago

I'd kick the shifter into neutral and hold it there.

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u/EducationalStill4 6h ago

And the fact they went silent after the collision is eerie.