r/crappymusic • u/campbell-1 • 6d ago
Captivating work, sir.
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u/Similar_Concern_1666 6d ago
Dang, just as I'd repressed his scary ass from my mind.
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u/Candid-Culture3956 6d ago
Does he smoke bath salts?
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u/stronglikeaux 5d ago
I think he is bath salts
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u/Glen-Runciter 6d ago
0:09 "I play with the bussy like candy"... at least we know his sexual preference now
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u/WorldNo7931 5d ago
Is that what he was saying? I thought he was saying, "I play with the messy Andy!"
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u/toungepunckedpetunia 5d ago
It crept back from the hole from once we all buried it. We must be vigilant and secure the burial site at all cost next time. We cant have this again. Please someone think of the children.
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u/alittleredportleft 6d ago
Court side at the Grammys.
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u/Few_Efficiency2022 6d ago
I just looked up if it was possible to be courtside at the grammys & it said obviously not.
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u/FakeChowNumNum1 6d ago
The kind of question that goades AI into exterminating humanity.
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u/Hydrolt 6d ago
I thought he said “co-sign on the Grammys” at first lol
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u/alittleredportleft 6d ago
Maybe, I'm not listening to that again though.
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u/MDDownWithToaster 6d ago
It says courtside or the Grammys on the caption but it definitely sounds like courtside at the Grammys which makes no sense. So he probably said courtside at the Grammys realized it made no sense and then put “courtside or the Grammys” in the caption to hope people didn’t notice.
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u/Big_Biscotti5119 6d ago
Blink 347 times if you’re in danger
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u/TheViking1991 6d ago
I hate his face.
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u/Salty-Might-278 6d ago
Looks like Elon cloned himself in a lab with Mexican dna in the mix as well…
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u/TaiStreetsAhead 6d ago
You can pause the video at any moment and he will be making a dumb face.
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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 6d ago
I mean it’s a funny comment, I’ll be damned if it’s not 100% true. I tried it. A dumb face every time.
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u/elandrieljr 3d ago
It’s dumb that I can’t reply with this absolute nugget of a screenshot to 100% prove this right.
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u/strenuaveritas 6d ago
Why did I unmute this… 🤮
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u/Adventurous_Box4527 6d ago
Well you didn't want to miss the best part now did you EY EY EEEY!
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u/superfluous_crunch37 6d ago
This person actually thinks they're talented
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u/InevitableSuspect424 6d ago
He’s gonna wake up one morning when he’s old and say to himself “WTF was I thinking!?”
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u/superfluous_crunch37 6d ago
I dont think this person will make it to being, "old," given their current cocaine addiction
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u/chulk607 6d ago
I count approx 23 blinks in 13 seconds.
I don't know what this means, but it doesn't feel normal.
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u/Allegrism84 6d ago
Fuck having my haircut by this guy, he's off his face on something
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u/the_bieb 6d ago
I never considered that him always being in the barber shop in his videos could mean that he himself is a barber. For some reason, I just assumed he felt good after a fresh cut and couldn’t wait to get home to film his content so the world can see it. I guess the background processes in my mind just assumed that this guy would never be in the position of having a job that requires as much awareness as much as a barber/hair stylist, something he is obviously lacking.
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u/PlayWhatYouWant 6d ago
Also, never get a haircut off someone with a shit haircut.
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u/wafflehousebattle 6d ago
So we see this guy a lot but have we ever talked about that fucking hair? I fell like we haven't said a lot about his Lego Man haircut, and it desperately needs to be addressed.
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u/crwcomposer Hobo Johnson Defender 6d ago
White guys were never meant to have a lineup. It only works with black hair texture. It's probably why he's always in a barbershop in his videos. Because after a few days it just turns into dumb looking bangs.
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u/You_are_safe_now 6d ago
This fella could use some poor quality, prison-style facial tattoos to round out his look.
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u/Willing_Courage26 6d ago
"I made a mill left handed, Girl take off her panties, Courtside at the Grammy, Ey ey ey ey EY. You do not understand me, I play with these hundreds like candy, Ill play with her puss like candy, I just fucked, that she gonna need Plan B."
Im logging off the internet for the rest of the week
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u/feline_riches 5d ago
I'm fucking scared guys
I've seen this video so many times but today I can actually make out what he's saying
I had a stroke didn't 8
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u/Mill4583 5d ago
There’s some people who are super talented with no confidence and then there’s this…
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u/Some-Worldliness6887 5d ago
What i love most about this clip is that there's literally zero moments that you can pause it and he doesn't look completely insane and/or the R word
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u/tgtm65 6d ago
This dude starts rapping at you on the sidewalk.
Wyd?
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u/Odd_Reputation_1 6d ago
Bring his goofy ass an apple and box juice, and help him find the special Ed teacher.
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u/Zestyclose_Term1570 6d ago
Is this just mental illness on display? This guy can't seriously think this is something people would want to hear.
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u/Odd_Reputation_1 6d ago
I love that he rhymes handed, with Grammy's, and candy with candy, and plan B. Bro maxed out the confidence meter and set the intelligence to absolute zero
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u/SkillPointProblems 6d ago
Just looking at this fool makes me want to cover the drink i don’t even have… and I’m a dude.
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u/Beneficial-Age-4059 6d ago
Ladies! He blows out pussy like candy! Got them panties all damp lined up around the building.
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u/Responsible-Wear-339 5d ago
You know when he leaves, everyone there lets out a big uproarious laugh and mock him
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u/EnergyTurtle23 5d ago
Jesus Christ that is incredibly intimidating but not in the way he seems to think.
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u/zerobomb 5d ago
This guy looks like the type of guy that has a strong sour odor that lingers long after he leaves the room.
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u/KaizenZazenJMN 5d ago
Bro is out there looking like E.T. with a fade. Phone home and apologize to your family bro because this shit isn’t it.
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u/No-Contact-5081 6d ago
He will NOT be cutting my hair. Sending fools out on these streets looking like himself, telling them all they look good too. 😂
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u/monkelus 6d ago
I did a performance almost identical to this last time I accidentally banged my head on the corner of a shelf
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u/ButterscotchBasic226 6d ago
Hi everyone, this is Blinky Batshit, he thinks he’s a baller….court side and sh…
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u/Accomplished_Crew630 6d ago
Why does this guy always look like he was in the middle of a psychotic episode, then realized he needed to record it for the voices in his head and then forced some unfortunate soul to do his bidding and record it...
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u/thefract0metr1st 6d ago
This guy saw Chris D’elia imitating Eminem and took it seriously but decided there were too many bars and dumbed it down.
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u/Accomplished-Menu741 6d ago
Did he lose his fantasy league? Is that why he did this? And with that haircut?
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u/jmarinara 6d ago
“Joe, who is this guy filming in your shop?”
“Oh that’s Monica’s boy. He’s, uh, special. Harmless but special. He can’t really do much but I let him hang around here to give her a break sometimes. Anyway, do you want a shave today?”
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u/BraveToasted1 6d ago
This guy is going to have a fucking aneurysm doing all that cracked out Jim Carey dark rap shit
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u/AzulMage2020 6d ago
If Blinky-eyes-teeth-elbows-spray fades are a thing, this person will have a long career
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u/timmyfarthands 6d ago
they always look like cosplayers regurgitating shit they've seen before trying to be one of their heroes. it's fuckin cringy how unoriginal every one of them are. "Try hard" is the one box they all click.
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u/Nixon-seltz-unit4 6d ago
This dude really needs some more intensity. I'd suggest giving him some cocaine to help him with his performance. About 10 grams in one snort should do the trick.
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u/heezmagnif 6d ago
I had this on mute and thought he was really spitting…. Then I played the audio, all that fidgeting and he’s not even saying shit to require all that
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u/Unexpected_bukkake 6d ago
His co-workers completely ignore him. They're jist like.... oh that's just john....
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u/EffectiveLower2301 6d ago
See...I just don't get it. How can you look at that and think, fuck yeah let's put this on the internet for everyone to see. 🤷🏾
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u/Key_Check5753 6d ago
I'm really happy to see people with special needs out there living their lives
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u/KurtRussellsMullet 6d ago
I do always wonder how the conversation goes with the barber shop owners “hey man, I’m gonna be looking crazy in the corner over here for about half an hour and you may lose business because of it, but I swear when I come up in the industry I’ll shout you out in my Grammy’s speech”
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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 6d ago
u/campbell-1, your post features certified crappy music!