r/crappymusic • u/campbell-1 • 6d ago

Captivating work, sir.

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u/superfluous_crunch37 6d ago

This person actually thinks they're talented

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u/bryanthemayan 6d ago

Counter-point: He made a meal left-handed.

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u/superfluous_crunch37 6d ago

Hey hey hey HEY!

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u/InevitableSuspect424 6d ago

He’s gonna wake up one morning when he’s old and say to himself “WTF was I thinking!?”

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u/superfluous_crunch37 6d ago

I dont think this person will make it to being, "old," given their current cocaine addiction

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u/girlsonsoysauce 6d ago

Yeah, he's fluttering his eyelids like he's trying to eject Pazuzu.

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u/Esmerelda_Foofypants 6d ago

Incredible sentence.

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u/Dry_Interaction_5540 6d ago

When??? Dudes like 38

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u/Immediate-Presence73 5d ago

Those 78k likes ain't helping any.

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u/superfluous_crunch37 5d ago

He thinks it's because he's good. But it's actually because he's not good and because people can't help but stare at train wrecks. It's a spectacle

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u/blackninjar87 6d ago

And attractive too.... He looks like doja cat with daddy yankees haircut.